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Your wildest experience with wildlife? Backyard, in the forest or whatever

 
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I was walking with my mom in florida & we walked within 2 feet of two male ducks gangbanging a female duck.

My mom said "Oh for Gods sake get a room"! 1rof1
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I woke up with a skunk sleeping on my feet. (I was in an open casita in the jungle.) A few hours later, I woke up to find the skunk sleeping next to my arm. Two hours later I awoke to a big black bird perched on my shoulder. I found my power animal. The skunk was about boundaries. It was about finding my power and enjoying the freedom. It happened two months after my ex and I split.

Two months ago a sloth climbed up the railing to the house and hung out with her baby by the front door until I could get the dogs away.

A few years ago I tripped and almost face planted on a bushmaster. I had no idea it was venomous and wouldn't let my caretakers kill it. (I landed two feet from it.)

Yesterday I almost stepped on a 2-foot cayman hiding alongside a rock. On the way home, I saw a brown spider monkey threesome, with the male spider monkey taking turns with both females in time with the barking of the dog below, but the spider monkeys tend to show off like that, especially the orange ones.

My best experience with wildlife was playing foster mama to 5 fox kits (Huxley, Dolly Parton, Zeppelin, Janice/Juanita Joplin, and Jimmy Hendrix). I used to go to the beach (lakeside) with them twice a day with my cats and dogs. One day we ran into an armadillo - human, cat, dog, two foxes and a juvenile armadillo.

This is my cat and one of the foxes playing together on the beach. I have shared it on threads a few times, but too cute not to share again.


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Sloths fascinate me, would like to see that
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There was a wild owl that sheltered at a neighbours for some time. It came over my way and attempted to land on me (possibly on my shoulder.) Ofcourse, I freaked out as it was dark, and I felt these wings flapping in my face and back. It was a good owl though, because it was not an attack (no scratching with beak or talons.)
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I feed the bunnies here, and one let's me pet her. She'll run up to me when I approach her and sits outside my window.
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Walking along a bluff in shorts and hearing a "rattle"..look down and see a rattlesnake pissed and posed, rattling it's tail.

I dove sideways on a rock and it didn't strike me. Just eased back down flat and slowly. I was shaking so bad, I couldn't stand up for about 20 minutes.
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Some friends caught a rattled when we were teens, put it in a shoe to take home to another friend. It got loose in the car, we were scrambling
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My dog was chasing a jack-rabbit and I watched the rabbit run across a dirt road, hit a ravine and do a complete somersault in the air and then continue running at top speed.

While climbing a rocky hill I saw a wild burro watching me from a distance. The burro kept checking on me and watched me until I hiked back to my car. I waved goodbye and the burro kind of nodded her head up and down.
I was in a bad way that day.
It made me feel like God sent the burro to be with me.
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Animals can see the aura around your body. Its in an invisible spectrum to all human sight. Saved Christians have a friendly aura, that animals and aliens can see. The "The Mark of God".
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I woke up with a skunk sleeping on my feet. (I was in an open casita in the jungle.) A few hours later, I woke up to find the skunk sleeping next to my arm. Two hours later I awoke to a big black bird perched on my shoulder. I found my power animal. The skunk was about boundaries. It was about finding my power and enjoying the freedom. It happened two months after my ex and I split.

Two months ago a sloth climbed up the railing to the house and hung out with her baby by the front door until I could get the dogs away.

A few years ago I tripped and almost face planted on a bushmaster. I had no idea it was venomous and wouldn't let my caretakers kill it. (I landed two feet from it.)

Yesterday I almost stepped on a 2-foot cayman hiding alongside a rock. On the way home, I saw a brown spider monkey threesome, with the male spider monkey taking turns with both females in time with the barking of the dog below, but the spider monkeys tend to show off like that, especially the orange ones.

My best experience with wildlife was playing foster mama to 5 fox kits (Huxley, Dolly Parton, Zeppelin, Janice/Juanita Joplin, and Jimmy Hendrix). I used to go to the beach (lakeside) with them twice a day with my cats and dogs. One day we ran into an armadillo - human, cat, dog, two foxes and a juvenile armadillo.

This is my cat and one of the foxes playing together on the beach. I have shared it on threads a few times, but too cute not to share again.


 Quoting: Happy in Nature


Oh, my... how lucky you are my dear! hf

Love those cute foxes.
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Saw a large hyena while in the woods one day that a guy had been keeping illegally, and then had released along with a black panther and some other things when the state had come down on him about it when I was a kid... not something you normally run across in Texas.
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Kinda like the Tiger King?
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I pulled a meat string out of a dog's ass at my neighbors house one time right after a cat ate its whole litter. Wild shit.
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Lechuza, chupacabra, shadowmen, rakes
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Chupacabra????

ahhh
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Having a hummingbird fly right beside my face with his wings going fast like lightning..

I was playing the song: Angel flying to close to the ground by Willie Nelson on my brother's birthday thinking about him who we lost to a drunk driver back in the 70's when he just graduated high school...That is when the hummingbird came out of no where and stayed right by me....

My brother knew I was thinking of him!

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While walking one day, walked by a mother duck and her ducklings. Didn't want to bother her but felt something wasn't right. Went back to check and noticed some ducklings had fallen in a drain.
We pulled them out for her-- She knew exactly how many were in there
Strange thing, a lot of people we walking by as we were doing this, completely prostrate on the ground, fishing in the drain.
No one noticed us-- like we were invisible
Weird
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Deer ran by me full speed

It was dark

Scared the living shit out of me
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This happened to me a few years ago in a tightly squeezed HOA gated community.

Happened so fast,that I got no adrenaline rush.

I did get that rush 3 other times with alligators.

Had the gators been facing me on 2 of the occasions,I wouldda been a statistic.

The scariest,though,was fishing in one of my neighborhood ponds.

Was fishing away and happened to look down to see a gator looking up at me from less than 2 feet away.

That was the adrenaline rush of my life,even though it was just a 3-footer.
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I pulled a meat string out of a dog's ass at my neighbors house one time right after a cat ate its whole litter. Wild shit.
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wtf
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This I dont remember, as I was too young, but I have pictures somewhere to prove it.

Took place in the late 80s. My parents split a lease for a fish house in the everglades. The lease was drawn up by the Seminoles down there. A family friend lived there 2 years and hunted and then my parents lived there 2 years on and off while also living in Hollywood. They would go to the everglades to metal detect and just get away from the city.

Shortly after I was born, maybe 6 months, my parents took a trip back to the fish house. And in the pond out back, a gator had taken up residence. He was about 4ft long and my parents named him Rocky. They were concerned he might attack, so my dad started trying to catch it. He tried several different methods but eventually my dad just went into the pond with a rope, put it around the gator and dragged him to shore. He put it in one of those large kennel type cages and fed it hot dogs for a week or 2 til a friend showed up with a truck and they hauled it somewhere to be released. In 3rd or 4th grade I did a presentation with a story board and pictures of this alligator with my parents and me in their arms. The classmates that I was some everglades wild child born in the boonies. It was funny.
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In the mid 90s I had an apartment in Portland, Oregon. A group of raccoons climbed the stairs and perched themselves outside my 2nd floor window.

Raccoons are associated with thievery in dream interpretation. Looking at one just now it made me think of the McBurgular with its stripes. McBurgular= McDonald’s= Donald Trump. Honestly, I never ate there after the 80s but every time I drove past in the 90s I noticed it. I couldn’t stop looking at the name.

So essentially, the raccoons showed up to warn me about the future. My life changed a lot after that.
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Saw a large hyena while in the woods one day that a guy had been keeping illegally, and then had released along with a black panther and some other things when the state had come down on him about it when I was a kid... not something you normally run across in Texas.
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Kinda like the Tiger King?
 Quoting: LittleMe


Sort of, but not nearly as gay and he didn't have the animals in a "park" to make money off of them, he had them at his home.

There are people like that scattered around Texas... my Dad's next door neighbor has a black bear, a coatimundi, a couple of wallaby, a camel, a zebra and a few other things at his house.
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Looking out my apartment window in Brooklyn and seeing a Racoon
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I woke up with a skunk sleeping on my feet. (I was in an open casita in the jungle.) A few hours later, I woke up to find the skunk sleeping next to my arm. Two hours later I awoke to a big black bird perched on my shoulder. I found my power animal. The skunk was about boundaries. It was about finding my power and enjoying the freedom. It happened two months after my ex and I split.

Two months ago a sloth climbed up the railing to the house and hung out with her baby by the front door until I could get the dogs away.

A few years ago I tripped and almost face planted on a bushmaster. I had no idea it was venomous and wouldn't let my caretakers kill it. (I landed two feet from it.)

Yesterday I almost stepped on a 2-foot cayman hiding alongside a rock. On the way home, I saw a brown spider monkey threesome, with the male spider monkey taking turns with both females in time with the barking of the dog below, but the spider monkeys tend to show off like that, especially the orange ones.

My best experience with wildlife was playing foster mama to 5 fox kits (Huxley, Dolly Parton, Zeppelin, Janice/Juanita Joplin, and Jimmy Hendrix). I used to go to the beach (lakeside) with them twice a day with my cats and dogs. One day we ran into an armadillo - human, cat, dog, two foxes and a juvenile armadillo.

This is my cat and one of the foxes playing together on the beach. I have shared it on threads a few times, but too cute not to share again.


 Quoting: Happy in Nature

clappa
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I saw a Cat
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Bigfoot walked across the road in front of me in my headlights.

Changed my life.
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Hunting in the outback, walking along a creek bed with my rifle and a flock of Emus came charging right past me. Scared the shit out of me at first then made me laugh
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8 years old in arkansas, and found a neat looking black spider with a red spot on it, and I thought it'd be fun to poke it, and make it mad, and see just how fast I was until grandma came outside, and nearly had a heart attack seeing what I was doing.
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I’m just going to say for me it was the time a noisy herd of javelin swine came crashing down the hillside a few feet away from me.
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Does skinny dipping with high school girl's count?
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I’m just going to say for me it was the time a noisy herd of javelin swine came crashing down the hillside a few feet away from me.
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Putting out doe in heat urine during the rut. Bow hunting and had a huge beautiful 8 point whitetail chase me. I had to climb a tree to not get gored. Scary and exciting.
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Report from southern california

The lizards are as big as fucking jurassic park.

They are taking over... repeat.. taking over
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I’m just going to say for me it was the time a noisy herd of javelin swine came crashing down the hillside a few feet away from me.
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Does skinny dipping with high school girl's count?
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Deer on the neighbor's plot of land, the rattle snake I almost stopped on X2 in my life, the bobcat drinking out the pool and eating out of the dog feeder and of course the occasional dear and rabbits running and darting across the road. But, My favorite was watching flying squirrels in boot camp. I swear those squirrels got me through it.
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Having a hummingbird fly right beside my face with his wings going fast like lightning..

I was playing the song: Angel flying to close to the ground by Willie Nelson on my brother's birthday thinking about him who we lost to a drunk driver back in the 70's when he just graduated high school...That is when the hummingbird came out of no where and stayed right by me....

My brother knew I was thinking of him!

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Ahhh that's sweet
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