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I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already

 
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I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent.


I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business?

govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal?


I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder....
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now


what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again?
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now


what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again?
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Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
Turn into web order food delivery service, big bucks flowing in.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
Test customers? Now you want to be a Nazi also! See if anyone wants to give your establishment business with your intrusive dumbfuck testing.
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Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them.
Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel.
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Our restaurant just had its busiest day of the year.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now


what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again?
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Just do what the Tanzania Prez did....test a cantaloupe, a squash, etc.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
On what legal authority do you have to test me and what would you be required to do with the information? if say I had a false positive test...I'd be in 14 lockdown for going to eat at your establishment...I would imagine you would have lawsuits against you...this is a slippery slope.
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You can't because the tests are absolute bullshit
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now


what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633


Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them.
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I'm trying to get my hands on the test so I can open up, if I can arrested I have tests and video showing someone testing everyone who comes in.

I will be on the news soon, I will start the revolution.

I think if they make a criminal out of me, people will get mad because I was testing everyone who came in
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now


what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633


Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194


I'm trying to get my hands on the test so I can open up, if I can arrested I have tests and video showing someone testing everyone who comes in.

I will be on the news soon, I will start the revolution.

I think if they make a criminal out of me, people will get mad because I was testing everyone who came in
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Like others have said, no one will be submitting to a test just to eat in your restaurant. With such dense thinking, I am starting to suspect you do not have a restaurant.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent.


I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business?

govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal?


I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder....
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While I highly doubt your post is for real let me tell you, if I came to your restaurant and your dumb ASS tried to test me you would be told where you could stick your test kit!
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it.
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why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now


what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633


Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194


I'm trying to get my hands on the test so I can open up, if I can arrested I have tests and video showing someone testing everyone who comes in.

I will be on the news soon, I will start the revolution.

I think if they make a criminal out of me, people will get mad because I was testing everyone who came in
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No one is paying extra $50 to be tested just to eat at your crappy restaurant.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them.
Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel.
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there are millions of people out of work, train them to do the tests, check tempatures and open the country up already

at this point it looks like they want to end small business not help it
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent.


I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business?

govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal?


I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder....
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While I highly doubt your post is for real let me tell you, if I came to your restaurant and your dumb ASS tried to test me you would be told where you could stick your test kit!
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so don't come, problem solved
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
On what legal authority do you have to test me and what would you be required to do with the information? if say I had a false positive test...I'd be in 14 lockdown for going to eat at your establishment...I would imagine you would have lawsuits against you...this is a slippery slope.
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the rapid test is a spit test, you just spit in a cup. who's that bad?
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent.


I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business?

govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal?


I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633


While I highly doubt your post is for real let me tell you, if I came to your restaurant and your dumb ASS tried to test me you would be told where you could stick your test kit!
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it's real just like the corona virus rapid spit test.


some people want to go back to normal, a 5 minute corona virus spit test is good for business In a post corona virus world
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
let me ask you this why did you take federal welfare to pay your employes while being allowed to skim 25% instead of not wasting your employes time and allowing thim to collect the welfare themselves
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
nice way to collect dna's and sell they to big brother.
are u mc donalds that we need to rush eating there.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
We were debating taking temperatures where I work I'm totally against it, there is lots of reasons someone has a temperature from exercising, to women's time of the month and other non covid infections..are we then going to alert health officials to quarentine people until they are tested? This means you will be liable for there loss of earnings fuck that, opening you to lawsuits..its totally unworkable.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
We were debating taking temperatures where I work I'm totally against it, there is lots of reasons someone has a temperature from exercising, to women's time of the month and other non covid infections..are we then going to alert health officials to quarentine people until they are tested? This means you will be liable for there loss of earnings fuck that, opening you to lawsuits..its totally unworkable.
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well as a small business owner it's getting scary here

I'm going to just go out of business, like millions of other people. but I don't want to, because I see they have spit test they have been out for a while not

for example the new rapid test is a spit test you just spit in a cup and hand it over

[link to www.nytimes.com (secure)]


A new test for the coronavirus is so simple and straightforward, almost anyone could do it: Spit a glob of saliva into a cup, close the lid and hand it over.

Starting about two weeks ago, New Jersey has offered the saliva test at a walk-up site in New Brunswick; drive-through sites in Somerset and Edison; the state’s Department of Corrections; 30 long-term care facilities; and even the American Dream mall.
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Are you going to pass the cost of the tests on to your customers? Aren't restaurant profit margins razor thin?
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nice way to collect dna's and sell they to big brother.
are u mc donalds that we need to rush eating there.
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no they can get their cup of spit back after. I don't want it.
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Are you going to pass the cost of the tests on to your customers? Aren't restaurant profit margins razor thin?
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Congress should help us with that, make it a tax write off or something. better then rolling over and letting my burned die
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lmao

i wouldn't eat anywhere where the owner thinks he is a doctor and is gonna test me before i give him my money for his food.

plenty of other places to eat.

matter of fact, this forced take out thing has really saved me some money.

no more tips for shitty waitress service! might just stick to take out from now on.
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Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them.
Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel.
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Are you going to pass the cost of the tests on to your customers? Aren't restaurant profit margins razor thin?
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Congress should help us with that, make it a tax write off or something. better then rolling over and letting my burned die
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No. No more bailing out companies, large or small. Bail out the people and only the people! The large restaurant chains will benefit from your plan, not the small mom and pop eatery.
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent.


I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business?

govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal?


I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder....
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Fuck you and all of this control freak shit. If I were to go to a restaurant when open again and they wanted to take my temperature or give me a fucking test I would tell them to go to fucking hell and leave! Enough of this bullshit, this virus is a fucking overblown hoax. Wake the fuck up!skull_fingbashfuckoff2
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Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already
Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them.
Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel.
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there are millions of people out of work, train them to do the tests, check tempatures and open the country up already

at this point it looks like they want to end small business not help it
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You finally get it.
Forget about the restaurant. Buy guns and ammo.





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