I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69176194 United States 05/07/2020 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194 why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69176194 United States 05/07/2020 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194 why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again? Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them. |
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Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 8648552 United States 05/07/2020 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194 why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again? Just do what the Tanzania Prez did....test a cantaloupe, a squash, etc. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78556075 Ireland 05/07/2020 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already On what legal authority do you have to test me and what would you be required to do with the information? if say I had a false positive test...I'd be in 14 lockdown for going to eat at your establishment...I would imagine you would have lawsuits against you...this is a slippery slope. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194 why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again? Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them. I'm trying to get my hands on the test so I can open up, if I can arrested I have tests and video showing someone testing everyone who comes in. I will be on the news soon, I will start the revolution. I think if they make a criminal out of me, people will get mad because I was testing everyone who came in |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69176194 United States 05/07/2020 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194 why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again? Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them. I'm trying to get my hands on the test so I can open up, if I can arrested I have tests and video showing someone testing everyone who comes in. I will be on the news soon, I will start the revolution. I think if they make a criminal out of me, people will get mad because I was testing everyone who came in Like others have said, no one will be submitting to a test just to eat in your restaurant. With such dense thinking, I am starting to suspect you do not have a restaurant. |
FeedYourHead User ID: 77416429 United States 05/07/2020 10:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633 I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business? govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal? I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder.... While I highly doubt your post is for real let me tell you, if I came to your restaurant and your dumb ASS tried to test me you would be told where you could stick your test kit! Ask Alice when she's 10ft tall This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead. Elon Musk |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77124100 United States 05/07/2020 10:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already I am afraid sit down restaurants may be no more. Knock out a wall and put in a drive thru. Our dairy queen here will have sales equaling sales from two years prior because of this. Every day, they are creating a traffic hazzard because drive thru traffic is spilling onto the highway. Never seen anything like it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176194 why would sit down restaurants be no more? they have a 5 minute test now what's the purpose of the test then? just to add people in a database? it's not to help business start back up again? Since when does the government ever give a shit about anyone but government and big business? You are on your own and must pivot or figure some other way to survive without them. I'm trying to get my hands on the test so I can open up, if I can arrested I have tests and video showing someone testing everyone who comes in. I will be on the news soon, I will start the revolution. I think if they make a criminal out of me, people will get mad because I was testing everyone who came in No one is paying extra $50 to be tested just to eat at your crappy restaurant. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them. Quoting: kelu Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel. there are millions of people out of work, train them to do the tests, check tempatures and open the country up already at this point it looks like they want to end small business not help it |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633 I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business? govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal? I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder.... While I highly doubt your post is for real let me tell you, if I came to your restaurant and your dumb ASS tried to test me you would be told where you could stick your test kit! so don't come, problem solved |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already On what legal authority do you have to test me and what would you be required to do with the information? if say I had a false positive test...I'd be in 14 lockdown for going to eat at your establishment...I would imagine you would have lawsuits against you...this is a slippery slope. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78556075 the rapid test is a spit test, you just spit in a cup. who's that bad? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633 I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business? govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal? I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder.... While I highly doubt your post is for real let me tell you, if I came to your restaurant and your dumb ASS tried to test me you would be told where you could stick your test kit! it's real just like the corona virus rapid spit test. some people want to go back to normal, a 5 minute corona virus spit test is good for business In a post corona virus world |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78888886 United States 05/07/2020 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already let me ask you this why did you take federal welfare to pay your employes while being allowed to skim 25% instead of not wasting your employes time and allowing thim to collect the welfare themselves |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78556075 Ireland 05/07/2020 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already We were debating taking temperatures where I work I'm totally against it, there is lots of reasons someone has a temperature from exercising, to women's time of the month and other non covid infections..are we then going to alert health officials to quarentine people until they are tested? This means you will be liable for there loss of earnings fuck that, opening you to lawsuits..its totally unworkable. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70304633 United States 05/07/2020 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already We were debating taking temperatures where I work I'm totally against it, there is lots of reasons someone has a temperature from exercising, to women's time of the month and other non covid infections..are we then going to alert health officials to quarentine people until they are tested? This means you will be liable for there loss of earnings fuck that, opening you to lawsuits..its totally unworkable. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78556075 well as a small business owner it's getting scary here I'm going to just go out of business, like millions of other people. but I don't want to, because I see they have spit test they have been out for a while not for example the new rapid test is a spit test you just spit in a cup and hand it over [link to www.nytimes.com (secure)] A new test for the coronavirus is so simple and straightforward, almost anyone could do it: Spit a glob of saliva into a cup, close the lid and hand it over. Starting about two weeks ago, New Jersey has offered the saliva test at a walk-up site in New Brunswick; drive-through sites in Somerset and Edison; the state’s Department of Corrections; 30 long-term care facilities; and even the American Dream mall. |
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1-2-Follow User ID: 60863762 United States 05/07/2020 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already i wouldn't eat anywhere where the owner thinks he is a doctor and is gonna test me before i give him my money for his food. plenty of other places to eat. matter of fact, this forced take out thing has really saved me some money. no more tips for shitty waitress service! might just stick to take out from now on. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
1-2-Follow User ID: 60863762 United States 05/07/2020 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them. Quoting: kelu Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76092888 United States 05/07/2020 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already Are you going to pass the cost of the tests on to your customers? Aren't restaurant profit margins razor thin? Quoting: PDX_Dude Congress should help us with that, make it a tax write off or something. better then rolling over and letting my burned die No. No more bailing out companies, large or small. Bail out the people and only the people! The large restaurant chains will benefit from your plan, not the small mom and pop eatery. |
joe6peck User ID: 28330327 United States 05/07/2020 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already the paycheck protection program only protects my workers it offers no relief for my actual business I still have to pay rent. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70304633 I see they have a 5 minute corona virus test. why can't I get one and test anyone who wants to come in and open up my business? govonor Cuomo has made it impossible for me to open back up with his 7 new goals a region in NY must reach before it can open, but if I can test everyone who comes in what's the big deal? I have a friend who says it's the beginning of communism , at first I laughed but now 2 months later I wonder.... Fuck you and all of this control freak shit. If I were to go to a restaurant when open again and they wanted to take my temperature or give me a fucking test I would tell them to go to fucking hell and leave! Enough of this bullshit, this virus is a fucking overblown hoax. Wake the fuck up! joe6peck |
kelu User ID: 33126471 United States 05/07/2020 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I'm a restaurant owner,they have 5 minute corona virus test. how do I get one so I can test customers and open up my fucking business already Good luck to find too many customers willing to wait for you to make tests on them. Quoting: kelu Plus, it's illegal, you are not a medical personnel. there are millions of people out of work, train them to do the tests, check tempatures and open the country up already at this point it looks like they want to end small business not help it You finally get it. Forget about the restaurant. Buy guns and ammo. |