I'm Telling You, Trump's Scarf Woman Is The Most Useless and Dimwitted Person Imaginable.

She is like a Librarian with an Expired Estrogen Patch on her ass she forgot about. She has to be a virgin. And, she us protecting her neck for some reason with those scarves. It is as if she has not quite reached the stage in her emotional identity to switch up to a Spiked Dog Collar with Black Leggings, and join a Whipping Club.

All she does is repeat with more words and some hand gestures what has already been repeatedly said. In her University Days, she must have stayed in her apartment during the Lecture on Cognitive Thinking and Doctor Intelligence so she could privately menstrate.

Her job description for the Trump COVID Task Force must have had at its top 1.) "Be Sure To Show Up and Obediently Stand There With Your Hair In A Bun." And, 2.) Try To Wear Scarves From The 90's And Think Like A Librarian."

I swear she cannot be a real Doctor. Her mind is miniscule upon all matters.