Guy hit by lightning become concert pianist | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78275995 United States 05/13/2020 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was measuring something near hot leads on a 440V heating element once when my metal measuring tape slipped & touched the electrified terminal 6 inches away from my face. KABOOM! Knocked me on my ass. I got a nice jolt & singed off my mustache & brows, but no superpowers or new skills. I got jipped. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78904994 United Kingdom 05/13/2020 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I used to be a strong alpha male, I got hit by lightning and turned into a small Chinese woman with frogs' legs and wings. Some people get special powers, other people get changed into small chinese women. Luck of the draw really. I can jump really far now though, so it's all good. |
1-2-Follow User ID: 60863762 United States 05/13/2020 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thats it. when the storms roll through tomorrow i'm standing outside with a metal rod to see what powers i can gain. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
1-2-Follow User ID: 60863762 United States 05/13/2020 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was measuring something near hot leads on a 440V heating element once when my metal measuring tape slipped & touched the electrified terminal 6 inches away from my face. KABOOM! Knocked me on my ass. I got a nice jolt & singed off my mustache & brows, but no superpowers or new skills. Quoting: XeroGravity I got jipped. that's because you didn't get struck by the gods lighting. Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Eireann User ID: 73050092 Ireland 05/13/2020 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wasn't there a movie about a guy who got hit by lightning & he started speaking Portuguese? Quoting: Half Past Midnight I think it may have been John Travolta & I think he turned into a genius kind of. He wasn't struck by lightning in that movie. He just saw a bright light and became a genius. It was only later in the movie that we found out he had a rare brain tumor that caused certain areas of his brain to become more active when they normally wouldn't be; thus, his ability to break mirrors by thought and move objects. Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
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LTHN. User ID: 78857932 Canada 05/13/2020 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was measuring something near hot leads on a 440V heating element once when my metal measuring tape slipped & touched the electrified terminal 6 inches away from my face. KABOOM! Knocked me on my ass. I got a nice jolt & singed off my mustache & brows, but no superpowers or new skills. Quoting: XeroGravity I got jipped. It's "gypped". Lol I pissed on an electric fence while drunk...I was gypped as well. Can your dick play piano now? "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
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LTHN. User ID: 78857932 Canada 05/13/2020 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was measuring something near hot leads on a 440V heating element once when my metal measuring tape slipped & touched the electrified terminal 6 inches away from my face. KABOOM! Knocked me on my ass. I got a nice jolt & singed off my mustache & brows, but no superpowers or new skills. Quoting: XeroGravity I got jipped. It's "gypped". Lol I pissed on an electric fence while drunk...I was gypped as well. Can your dick play piano now? "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
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Coming Into Existence User ID: 16476021 United States 05/13/2020 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bullshit. You still have to learn music theory and practice for years to become a concert pianist, you just can't get that from a jolt of lightning. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78782472 The theory of the good and great today say energy is information that can neither be created or destroyed, only converted. Freemason thought style. Doesn’t mean it’s true but they all have death hang ups lol |
Coming Into Existence User ID: 16476021 United States 05/13/2020 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bullshit. You still have to learn music theory and practice for years to become a concert pianist, you just can't get that from a jolt of lightning. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78782472 The theory of the good and great today say energy is information that can neither be created or destroyed, only converted. Freemason thought style. Doesn’t mean it’s true but they all have death hang ups lol They can’t get Enoch and metatron right so who expects energy. Price guides even in free energy lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75708546 United States 05/13/2020 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It may have opened a connection in his brain to the higher planes, the akashic records specifically. The tree of life is a map to the higher planes. He was channeling music. Like a download that you hear channelers talking about. You don't have to get struck by lightning to go there. It just takes more work. |
Remedial_Rebel User ID: 78258400 United States 05/13/2020 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bullshit. You still have to learn music theory and practice for years to become a concert pianist, you just can't get that from a jolt of lightning. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78782472 In this video, he said he studied for 12 years before composing and playing his "lightning sonata". [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |