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I found something cool in the Jehovah's Witness bible about Jesus.

 
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I found something cool in the Jehovah's Witness bible about Jesus.
Deuteronomy 10:17
For Jehovah your God is the God of gods and the Lord of lords, the God great, mighty, and awe-inspiring, who treats none with partialityb and does not accept a bribe.

Daniel 2:47
The king said to Daniel: “Truly your God is a God of gods and a Lord of kings and a Revealer of secrets, because you were able to reveal this secret.”

Revelation 17:14
These will battle with the Lamb, but because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, the Lamb will conquer them.



Jesus Christ is God.
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They have their own Bible?
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I found something cool in the KJV. 144,000 babies coming in their new bodies to Jordan.


King James Bible
In Rama was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.

King James Bible
And there is hope in thine end, saith the LORD, that thy children shall come again to their own border.

King James Bible
Thus saith the LORD; Refrain thy voice from weeping, and thine eyes from tears: for thy work shall be rewarded, saith the LORD; and they shall come again from the land of the enemy.

First fruits of the new covenant.

12,000 each tribe.

“Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.”



Israel soon takes Jordan.

Jesus is king.
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Not defiled.
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I found something cool in the KJV. 144,000 babies coming in their new bodies to Jordan.


King James Bible
In Rama was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.

King James Bible
And there is hope in thine end, saith the LORD, that thy children shall come again to their own border.

King James Bible
Thus saith the LORD; Refrain thy voice from weeping, and thine eyes from tears: for thy work shall be rewarded, saith the LORD; and they shall come again from the land of the enemy.

First fruits of the new covenant.

12,000 each tribe.

“Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.”



Israel soon takes Jordan.

Jesus is king.
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KJV by pedophile church builders, mistranslated and censored. Get a real Bible.
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The Pharisees would not believe that Jesus Christ is The Truth; and yet we have made Him our God instead of The Way.
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They have their own Bible?
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No, this is a misnomer.
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I found something cool in the KJV. 144,000 babies coming in their new bodies to Jordan.


King James Bible
In Rama was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.

King James Bible
And there is hope in thine end, saith the LORD, that thy children shall come again to their own border.

King James Bible
Thus saith the LORD; Refrain thy voice from weeping, and thine eyes from tears: for thy work shall be rewarded, saith the LORD; and they shall come again from the land of the enemy.

First fruits of the new covenant.

12,000 each tribe.

“Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.”



Israel soon takes Jordan.

Jesus is king.
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KJV by pedophile church builders, mistranslated and censored. Get a real Bible.
 Quoting: Elihua


Which version do you suggest?
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Deuteronomy 10:17
For Jehovah your God is the God of gods and the Lord of lords, the God great, mighty, and awe-inspiring, who treats none with partialityb and does not accept a bribe.

Daniel 2:47
The king said to Daniel: “Truly your God is a God of gods and a Lord of kings and a Revealer of secrets, because you were able to reveal this secret.”

Revelation 17:14
These will battle with the Lamb, but because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, the Lamb will conquer them.



Jesus Christ is God.
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They have their own Bible?
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its demonic bullshit
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

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They have their own Bible?
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its demonic bullshit
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That I believe, they were founded by masons.
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Deuteronomy 10:17
For Jehovah your God is the God of gods and the Lord of lords, the God great, mighty, and awe-inspiring, who treats none with partialityb and does not accept a bribe.

Daniel 2:47
The king said to Daniel: “Truly your God is a God of gods and a Lord of kings and a Revealer of secrets, because you were able to reveal this secret.”

Revelation 17:14
These will battle with the Lamb, but because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, the Lamb will conquer them.



Jesus Christ is God.
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The second I read the name Joseph Smith, I Threw it in the fucking bin!
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Joseph Smith is the Mormons, not the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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Deuteronomy 10:17
For Jehovah your God is the God of gods and the Lord of lords, the God great, mighty, and awe-inspiring, who treats none with partialityb and does not accept a bribe.

Daniel 2:47
The king said to Daniel: “Truly your God is a God of gods and a Lord of kings and a Revealer of secrets, because you were able to reveal this secret.”

Revelation 17:14
These will battle with the Lamb, but because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, the Lamb will conquer them.



Jesus Christ is God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77801015


The second I read the name Joseph Smith, I Threw it in the fucking bin!
 Quoting: Q33


Joseph Smith is the Mormons, not the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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lol oh my bad well ive never seen a johvaw witness bible I read to quick!
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

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They have their own Bible?
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its demonic bullshit
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That I believe, they were founded by masons.
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Yup, Charles Taze Russell, big time freemason. The Russell bloodline is also one of the 12 Illuminati bloodlines according to Springmeier, I believe.
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Thing is, the Witnesses have a lot right in their theology - it’s the 5% of their teachings that are batshit crazy which poisons the rest.
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I cannot imagine any 'righteous King' taking over a territorial region by slaughtering babies or children under two years of age.

It just seems ridiculous and counter intuitive.
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They have their own Bible?
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Indeed,and it is known to be the WORST bible translation ever...
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Indeed,and it is known to be the WORST bible translation ever...
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jehovah witness thats the cunts the knock on the door!

I frightened the jesus right in to them one morning

2 fucks snuck up behind me when I was on the ground gardening I Jumped up and told them to get the fuck off my property and that they were a cult and they never came back!
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you , including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!

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The call their translation the "New World Translation Of The Holy Scriptures".

Anything with "New World", or "New World Order" is automatically suspect as derived from Satan?

One passage I personally compared with several translations (Including JW Bible) was Matthew 15:10-20.

I found ("Their") "New World" translation to be very low-on-the-list of reliability.
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I found something cool in the KJV. 144,000 babies coming in their new bodies to Jordan.


King James Bible
In Rama was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.

King James Bible
And there is hope in thine end, saith the LORD, that thy children shall come again to their own border.

King James Bible
Thus saith the LORD; Refrain thy voice from weeping, and thine eyes from tears: for thy work shall be rewarded, saith the LORD; and they shall come again from the land of the enemy.

First fruits of the new covenant.

12,000 each tribe.

“Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.”



Israel soon takes Jordan.

Jesus is king.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76832089


KJV by pedophile church builders, mistranslated and censored. Get a real Bible.
 Quoting: Elihua





pffft-spitsmoke
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They have their own Bible?
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Yes, and it's twisted as all hell.
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They have their own Bible?
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They have their own translation of the Protestant Bible. The Protestant Bible was translated from an altered Hebrew text. The Hebrew Masoretic text of the Torah was deliberately corrupted to refute the claim made in the Epistle to Hebrews that Christ was a priest of the order of Melchizedek.

Orthodox and Roman Catholic Bibles are based on the Septuagint translation of the Hebrew scriptures that was made in the 2nd century BC and is the one quoted by Christ and the apostles in New Testament scriptures. English Catholic Bibles are translations of the Vulgate Latin Bible. English Orthodox Bibles are directly translated from the original Greek and Hebrew.

Only the Ethiopian Christians and Ethiopian J's include the Book of Enoch in their scriptures.

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Bir Yaqub - where Jesus met Saint Photine, the woman at the well. 4,000 years after Jacob found the well, it has not run dry.
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They have their own Bible?
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They have their own translation of the Protestant Bible. The Protestant Bible was translated from an altered Hebrew text. The Hebrew Masoretic text of the Torah was deliberately corrupted to refute the claim made in the Epistle to Hebrews that Christ was a priest of the order of Melchizedek.

Orthodox and Roman Catholic Bibles are based on the Septuagint translation of the Hebrew scriptures that was made in the 2nd century BC and is the one quoted by Christ and the apostles in New Testament scriptures. English Catholic Bibles are translations of the Vulgate Latin Bible. English Orthodox Bibles are directly translated from the original Greek and Hebrew.

Only the Ethiopian Christians and Ethiopian J's include the Book of Enoch in their scriptures.
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That is very interesting! Thank you. hf
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They have their own Bible?
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Indeed,and it is known to be the WORST bible translation ever...
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jehovah witness thats the cunts the knock on the door!

I frightened the jesus right in to them one morning

2 fucks snuck up behind me when I was on the ground gardening I Jumped up and told them to get the fuck off my property and that they were a cult and they never came back!
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I bet you are fun at parties.
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They have their own Bible?
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I had a JW friend who gave me some type of book, I'm in the middle of a move so can't get to it at the moment.


Seemed to be a variation of scripture, don't recall.
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its demonic bullshit
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thats grand coming from........one who ....
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Read John 1:1 in their book and again in the Bible.
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go jump off a bridge with that nonsense
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They have their own translation of the Protestant Bible. The Protestant Bible was translated from an altered Hebrew text. The Hebrew Masoretic text of the Torah was deliberately corrupted to refute the claim made in the Epistle to Hebrews that Christ was a priest of the order of Melchizedek.

Orthodox and Roman Catholic Bibles are based on the Septuagint translation of the Hebrew scriptures that was made in the 2nd century BC and is the one quoted by Christ and the apostles in New Testament scriptures. English Catholic Bibles are translations of the Vulgate Latin Bible. English Orthodox Bibles are directly translated from the original Greek and Hebrew.

Only the Ethiopian Christians and Ethiopian J's include the Book of Enoch in their scriptures.
 Quoting: Bir Yaqub

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No predecessors or successors. Paul clearly indicates that perfection was unattainable through the Levitical priesthood, thus necessitating the appearance of a priest “according to the manner of Melchizedek.” He points out that Christ sprang from Judah, a nonpriestly tribe, but, citing Jesus’ similarity to Melchizedek, shows that he became a priest, “not according to the law of a commandment depending upon the flesh, but according to the power of an indestructible life.” Aaron and his sons became priests without an oath, but the priesthood conferred on Christ was ordained by an oath of Jehovah. Also, whereas the Levitical priests kept dying and needed to have successors, the resurrected Jesus Christ “because of continuing alive forever has his priesthood without any successors” and, therefore, is able “to save completely those who are approaching God through him, because he is always alive to plead for them.”—Heb 7:11-25.
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This ex-JW’s videos show how the Bible is not the inspired word of God.

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