The Perfect Storm Begins May 22, 2020

Yep, that's why this thread is pinned.

Because it's the funniest fucking thread on the enter'web.

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!

Thanks to all the reply's,

I needed a good laugh.

So she had a 50/50 chance of guessing the election results. Big whoop. Did she predict, say ten years ago, that Trump would run? Did she predict, when Trump was sworn in, that he’d be the victim of a fake investigation later in his presidency? No? Then her “predictions” are crap and she makes guesses on actual evolving real events.

I predict there will be a US presidential election in Nov 2020. See how easy that is?

OK, all you whiners, assholes, Q-tards (this ain't about Q), and bible thumpers who think astrology is demonic (lol at that - it's about the energetics of the universe, not your stupid religion)...

Here's the much requested cliff notes. disregard any spelling errors - just trying to get the main points down on paper. take your fucking red pencils elsewhere :)




Cliff notes from Laura Walker PIR interview 5/17/2020
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PIR reminded us of the cryptic meeting that Trump had with a group of the military some years back
and would not tell any of the press what it was about - just referenced 'the calm before the storm'
and when they asked what that meant


Nov 26, 2019 - Sagittarius new moon, Sabian Symbol "An old owl up in a tree" sets the energetic theme for
that lunar cycle - wisdom, search for wisdom (inner & outer), denial no longer being sustainable
as Sagittarius symbolizes Truth. To Illuminati, it symbolizes Lucifer the Light Bringer. They use
the astrological energetics and Sabian symbols to help ensure they launch their initiatives during
the most propitious

Full Moon - Dec 12, 2019. Sabian - "A Cafeteria with an abundance of choices". Also the date the
Trump impeachment process started in Congress. They tried multiple approaches to impeach, all signifying
and attack not just on the President himself, but symbolically on the American people and the Constitution.
Sun Sabian Symobl on Dec 12- "People cutting through ice in winter for use in summer". Laura predicted that
arrests would not happen until summer, although the mechanisms were being put in place back in Dec. This Sabian
also is tied in with the need to prepare and store food for the future, which we are seeing right now.

Dec 26, 2019 - New Moon Solar Eclipse. Energetics during an eclipse take 6 months to materialize fully,
and 6 months is June 12. Sabian - "Indians in a canoe, some rowing and some doing a war dance in it".
This is about war and going to war. This energetic ushered in the whole virus saga.

Jan 12 - Great Saturn/Pluto conjunction - the dynamic about which all others are coalescing. It's about
structural transformation on a planetary/civilization level. Happens every 30 or so years. Refer back
to Laura's April 19,2019 Oracle Report titled "Saturn and Pluto - The Makers of Eras". Where she details
many and various events that shaped history and that were tied to the past 3 Saturn/Pluto cycles.
About halfway down the page here: [link to www.oraclereport.com]

Now, in early May 2020, the Moon's North and South nodes (Rahu & Ketu, signifying the past and the future)
have finally moved into Sagittarius & Gemini, signifying the communication for truth and meaning.

looking at aspects of the Gemini/Sagittarius axis and how they are affecting us this cycle.

Gemini New Moon - May 22, 2020 - Sabian Symbol: "The Garden of the Tularies in Paris". (Renassance gardens
crated in the 1500s) This symbol is about wishes fulfilled, creating boundaries, symmetry and order.
Trying to control something natural - never works - you can't fight Mother Nature. People are tired
of being controlled, locked down, blocked from each other and nature - this will backfire big time.
This energetic will be in effect all month long, and will reach its peak at the Full Moon.
Sabian for the Earth - "Two men playing chess" - it's about strategy, game-playing. Stuff is going
on behind the scenes - we will see the strategy.

This is the summer of Retrogrades - we have many planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, Venus) regtrograde
this summer. We need to revisit many things going on the past 6 months and we will see things
we missed the first time around. An opportunity to learn and discover truth, so we can move
forward more effectively when planets return to forward motion. Lots of intense information and communication
coming in to us this month. More details on Gemini New Moon will be posted on the OracleReport.com website
the week before the New Moon.

June 5 - Full Moon in Sag: connecting back along Gemini/Sagittarius axis to Dec 12 Full Moon when impeachment
started. Sabian Symbol: "Seagulls fly around a ship, looking for food". In contrast to the Sabian symbol
on Dec 12 (cafeteria w/ abundance of choices, multiple ways to attack), now there's no food - nothing but
scraps. Sunset on the new world order. Sun Sabian: "A woman activist in an emotional speech, dramatizing her cause"
This is a repeat, because that symbol is already in effect in the Taurus cycle, which started April 22,
where Venus was at the new moon in taurus. Laura thinks this points to Sydney Powell (possible candidate in 2024?)

Trump's BD is June 14 and it looks very good, he has very favorable aspects in his chart.

June 21 - Summer Solstice, Cancer New Moon / Solar Eclipse. Everything that started in the Dec solar eclipse
should have all come out / get resolved at this next solar eclipse.
Dec 2019 New Moon Solar Eclipse: Indians in a canoe, some rowing and some doing a war dance in it
June 2020 New Moon Sabian: On A Ship, Sailors Lower the Old Flag And Raise A New One.
So the "war" that started back in Dec 2019 (impeachment attempt, someone letting the virus loose, etc)
will get some resolution. Laura thinks Trump needs go all in and deal with not just the corruption in DC,
but also the Gates Fnd, English Queen/Privy Council, etc. (sadly, not likely to have that kind of reach).

Several other reasons why Gemini cycle beginning May 22 is "the perfect storm":
1) Saturn, which is retrograde, is at the sabian symbol of "A unexpected thunderstorm" and has been sitting on this degree for a while now, just churning up the perfect storm. Saturn always "brings it". Saturn represents government, laws, karma, authority.
2) Pluto & Jupiter are also conjunct the New Moon. This signfies Revision, or a counter to the structural transformation that the cabal is trying to implement for this world (one world government, fascist control, transhumanism, etc.) Jupiter magnifies things, and is a benefic.
3) Venus and Mercury will be conjunct at 21 Gemini, which is sextile to Eris Point. This is the big energetic
the cabal always times their 'false flag moves' with. Eris is the archetypal goddess of hard-won wisdom,
rensassiance and rebirth.
All of these energetics coming together at this point in time are driving the
Look at new moons, full moons and eclipses, and the sabian symbols associate with them. This will point
out

June 24-25 (depending on your location) Venus goes back into direct motion. Venus is the rule of
relationships, creating, material things, appearances, values, money, security, comfort. This Venus Retrograde
is about Values Reassement, what do we really value, what do we want to create, how should we revise
our relationships with others (both at a personal and a national level)

Venus went retro at 22 Gemini with a Sabian of "dancing couples crowd the barn at a harvest festival".
This is about hometown values, simple entertainment, togetherness, sharing, couples relationships,
and since it is a harvest festival, it's about reaping rewards.
Venus is also sextile the Eris Point, so couples with relationships under stress (a lot of that going on)
will need to find ways to work things out. One thing to keep in mind, if you're single and meet someone
during a Venus retro period, that relationship will tend not to last. Might only last during the reto
period, or only until the next retro period. Marriages during either a venus or mars retro period are
not advised.

Venus stations direct at 6 sagittarius June 24-25 with a Sabian of "Workmen drilling for oil". This tells us
that during the retro period, venus will go deep on values reassessment (both personal and global), going
down deep rabbit holes digging for truth, for example.

Economic things will also be in the picture. How do we reconcile our freedom and liberty with the
desire for security and comfort?
Hold the light and the thoughts of what you value in your daily lives.
Find a symbol of hope, even if you aren't particularly hopeful. Plant some flowers or a garden, if nothing else.
Continue to work towards a world free from the Archontic control system.

Uranus is at the symbol of "a christmas tree, decorated". The Mahavidyas (vedic wisdom goddesses) informed
Laura that this past christmas of 2019 would be the last one as we've traditionally known and experienced it.
She said it made her really sad and she kept the tree up with only lights, and turns it on at night. Phoenix
said he's seen a lot of people in his area who did not take their lights down and still keep them on at night
as a symbol of hope. So we're getting close to a pivot point, but we're not done yet. There will be another
Saturn Pluto conjunction Sept 28, so there's gonna be another round of what we've been going through.
Uranus hasn't been in Taurus since the 'New Deal' years. Trump wants money for infrstructure, to put all
the unemployed people back to work rebuilding the country - making it great again. Time for WPA/CCC 2.0
This is a time for testing, and continuing the hard work towards "second renassaince". But there will
be surprises and twists. Be ready to roll with them.

The New Moon in Aries every year sets the energetic tone of the year, and had Eris conjunct Chiron in Aries;
The Aries New Moon Sabian Symbol was "A Triangle With Wings". The NWO will have to fly away in defeat as
this astrological year comes to a close in April 2021.

Laura said she will start posting to Bitchute again soon, so sign up for notifications from there.
The email notifications directly from OracleReport.com are no longer because of the expense w/ that service.

Sadly, you are correct!! The deep state and true swamp will never be eradicated. They have total immunity provided from the true world puppet masters who work in the shadows. And no public-face President or politicians will ever change that.

The only possible thing that may ever happen is that some minor players get eradicated only for SHOW. Thats the best it will ever get.

Watch and see.

You will see...deep state going down!

Tick Tock...

May 22nd...it all begins!

No Darkest day of Human History will be that day... RIP Humanity 🙏

idiot

Female version of Q sets a new tick tock and says...


SOOON!!!

And nothing will happen.

Agreed 1000%...

But in this thread, Laura Walker says:

"Sunset on the New World Order for the whole year from April 2019 to April 2020."

Thread: Laura Walker Astrologer of the Oracle Report 08 02 19 predicts downfall of DS 2020, MASS ARRESTS

It's May now.

Nothing happened.

Pretending for a reason ...

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... will be saving this for May 22 ...
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... see what happens ...
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very cool...laura walkers been waiting for this for some time..The shitstorm, it arrivith.

If it hadn't have been posted on GLP it would have happened.

Been hearing this shit for 5 years. It ain’t gonna happen.

Those people can not be taken down unless there is a military takeover.

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... this will be the day after ASCENSION of Yeshua this year ...
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No nothing’s happening the planets are all retrograde.

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... haman went to the astrologers to learn the best time to take out the AIJ ...
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... the magi knew there was the birth of the KING of the AIJ by the stars ...
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Last Edited by wisconsin human on 05/17/2020 08:22 PM

He's gonna hafta to look like a victim,so his cult won't blame him.

Well, Laura Walker isn't the only astrologist who sees these things...

Thread: May 2020 USA/Global Predictions Horoscopes ~ The Calm Before the Storm Take Advantage of it!!

into the storm was really cool movie

A while back someone said that Martin Armstrong named May 18 as an important date, but I looked around a little and couldn't find the reference, I will keep looking.

You must be being sarcastic for effect.

The entire world economy is shut down and air travel stopped, borders closed everywhere, but "nothing happened".