Ordering pizza in the future

Someone spent way too much money on that.

for Four years worth of pizza you can buy an out door pizza oven bro's! 4000 dollars!

Americans start to riot after 6 weeks of lockdown. There is no way this will happen here.

That'd be scary if it happened.
However the girl taking the order on the phone has a really sexy voice.
Shame they didn't show her.
I bet she's super hot!
I'd love to fuck her!

Hey Patriotic Girl
If that's you in your profile picture you look super hot.

This is me here!

I'm so pissed right now I can't see straight. What's up with the "planned power outage" in Ontario, CA tonight at 6pm all the way until 5am???? Anybody here live out there? Is this part of the norm????

My dad is 86 years old and has lived by himself in Ontario, CA for over 25 years. It just so happens that I have finally convinced him to move here to Tucson and he'll be here for good on the 31th of April. Thank God because California is out of it's fucking mind. I called Southern California Edison Customer Service just now and demanded to know WHY this was happening. The Rep's reply was that they are putting in new poles. So, I asked the logical questions:

Why do it at night? Can't they change poles during the day? Why put people in a completely vulnerable situation...in pitch blackness from 6pm to 5am?? And why only give people 3 days notice - by sticking a flyer on the door no less!!! It's not on the news or internet..nothing. And what about the people who have to work Monday?? Couldn't Cal Edison, at the very least, done it Saturday DAY??

Guess how each question was answered?? With absolute silence and then, like a robot, "Sorry, this is the scheduled outage" over and over after each question. I finally hung up on him.

Mind you, my dad isn't upset at all. To him, it's just California being fucked up as usual (and he won't feed into my conspiracy theories - I tried) so he's ready to just deal with it. But I threw a fit because I think it's ludicrous and SUSPICIOUS. To time it like this appears to me as if they are deliberately creating anxiety...vulnerability...a frigging DRILL for when they REALLY pull the plug.

Anyway, I told my dad to charge the cell and load the Glock just in case. Am I making a big deal out of nothing or is this as completely fucked up as I think it is???

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Wauw without pesticide?

you can make like three pizzas for 15 bucks once you have the pans and knives..

you can even cheat and get the dough in bags and then do the rest yourself

Seriously man, make your own. Then the man wouldn't have a chance to get/use more intel on you.

Last Edited by LaGata on 05/17/2020 11:15 PM

Don't cheat and let the dough proofrise for 24 hours. You can even make it from fresh ground wheat berries. You know you are eating right once you had a natural pie processed only by you.

Who orders pizza, so mediocre

This is a rip-off of this video much older and funnier.

Ive got it figured at 2.00$ to make a 10" cheese pizza that is all organic. I make a big dough ball out of a 10# bag and freeze the doughballs after the first proof.

Link?

How much money is that in loonies? Loony...

What is loonies? I said 4000 dollars!

Both videos are pretty funny. And scary if they end up becoming reality.

However I have to say the girl in the video OP posted has a much sexier voice, and is probably a lot hotter than the girl in the video you posted.

I’m sorry you are in the position to have to worry about your dad like that.

You are in the right to ask those questions and the answers should have been way more logical!

We must take a stand.

That is a shitty future. Pizza is one of the best things.

There's a couple other videos like those two.





Not about ordering pizza but very similar in government control and invasion of privacy.

That tweeker chic must of been hooked to a meth cook for years!!

pizza tards?


its good but you need more meat and less carbs..


pizza is a twice a month thing for those who work out..

I made an outdoor pizza oven out of lava rock. Mostly free and incredible to cook in!

I totally agree!!
She sounds super sexy n hot!!
I bet she is really super hot!!

Bet she's great in bed to!
I'd definitely love to fuck n eat her pussy!!

I was gonna post this.

Thanks

All pizza places in my town will not even pick up a phone anymore, has to be done online. Havent had a pizza in 3 years

I ordered one from Dominoes a week ago - not my choice. The scared little birdy they had that delivered it was shocked at my presence at the front door, even though they show you where on google maps where your pizza is. She was a masktard, likely imposed. She did not set the pizza on the porch - oh hells no. She had a dominoes cardboard puck she set on the porch then the pizza carton on top. No contact.

These fucking corps are doing all they can to not get sued into what the rest of us are living.

Support anything that is national or a chain and YOU are what is fucked up in this once great country.

Yeah, that won't give me nightmares or anything. WTF dude.

Are you Patriotic Girl?

Notice too how you never see a TSA bitch who's even remotely average looking let alone anything even remotely approaching hot. They are all butt ugly, masculine looking, fat, have ugly short hair and look like ugly man looking dykes. You never see a hot natural blonde blue eyed white girl with a nice body, beautiful face, beautiful long flowing healthy hair working for the TSA.

Of course if your a man you won't even be patted down by a woman. You'll be patted down by a homosexual man. So those men hoping that they'll have some hot natural blonde hair blue eyed girl with a great body, long beautiful hair, and a nice rack pat them down when they go through the TSA can forget about it.