Anonymous Coward User ID: 78915945 Australia 05/20/2020 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia One day Jesus and satan walked together and chanced upon a poor old man on his death bed.
Well, said satan, do you want to go to hell? He said to the old man.
No I don't want to go to hell said the old man to satan.
Then pray to me, said Jesus, or satan here will torture you forever.
Yes, Jesus, said the old man.
Satan and Jesus were then satisfied, and walked off together, to find another victim. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76902442 United Kingdom 05/20/2020 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia Hahahaha what? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75531555 Slovakia 05/20/2020 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia Jesus never told anybody to pray to him. Fake news. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78669752 United States 05/20/2020 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia Satan doesn't torture anybody. Both death and hell are cast into the lake of fire. Anybody who's there is tormented.
Satan doesn't run anything in sheol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78792254 United States 05/20/2020 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia Jesus never told anybody to pray to him. Fake news.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75531555 Facts. But the Emperor of Rome had to create a fake messiah in order to usher the masses into submission. It's highly probable the man we call Jesus never existed as an actual person but was an archetypal figure or mythological creation. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76258093 United States 05/20/2020 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia |