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Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2020 10:33 AM
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Jesus and Satan and the parable of the mafia
One day Jesus and satan walked together and chanced upon a poor old man on his death bed.

Well, said satan, do you want to go to hell? He said to the old man.

No I don't want to go to hell said the old man to satan.

Then pray to me, said Jesus, or satan here will torture you forever.

Yes, Jesus, said the old man.

Satan and Jesus were then satisfied, and walked off together, to find another victim.
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2020 10:40 AM
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Hahahaha what?
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2020 10:43 AM
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Jesus never told anybody to pray to him. Fake news.
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05/20/2020 10:52 AM
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Satan doesn't torture anybody. Both death and hell are cast into the lake of fire. Anybody who's there is tormented.

Satan doesn't run anything in sheol.
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05/20/2020 11:07 AM
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Jesus never told anybody to pray to him. Fake news.
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Facts. But the Emperor of Rome had to create a fake messiah in order to usher the masses into submission. It's highly probable the man we call Jesus never existed as an actual person but was an archetypal figure or mythological creation.
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05/20/2020 11:11 AM
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