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China is planning to invade Australia

 
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China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
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bsflag...AUSTRALIA IS LOGISTICALLY TOO FAR AWAY TO BE HELPED...AND...THEY ONLY HAVE A HANDFUL IN THE [email protected] THE INTERNET...hiding
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
They already did

Thread: The Invasion of Canada, Australia

Place is called SUNNYBANK
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05/22/2020 08:12 AM

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The slopes are silly but they ain’t stupid
Never gonna happen
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
Planning.


Lol already here.
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05/22/2020 08:15 AM
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China will never get away with it if they tried.

Let them try. Watch what happens.
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of course, that is what that fake Christ Church FF was all about
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
China will never get away with it if they tried.

Let them try. Watch what happens.
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WW3 is what happens. As far as the rest of us are concerned, all three of your countries can fuck off to oblivion if you think that's an acceptable thing to impose on the rest of humanity.
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05/22/2020 08:30 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
china doesnt even have the technology to take australia. their shitty brown water navy is too weak. plus with the us Pacific fleet in the south china sea good luck with that.
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05/22/2020 08:32 AM
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yeah right might as well attack a us carrier directly because the US response will be the same
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
Planning.


Lol already here.
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They love coming to your country to buy degrees, passports and houses to hide their ill toggen gains and then say "HK SO GOOD" CHINUR SO GOOD

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05/22/2020 08:35 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
China's military does not have the logistical capacity to mount an invasion of Australia.

Even if they did, the supply lines would be long and subject to repeated interdiction by the US Navy and other allied navies.

China's navy is not yet fully blue-water capable and not yet large enough to defend any supply lines.

They can try to invade, but they won't get far.
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05/22/2020 08:37 AM
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No, this will not happen until they have secured the strategic First Island Chain (South and East China Seas) for their push into the Pacific. In order to do this, they need to conquer Taiwan first. Watch for a Chinese invasion of Taiwan by end of the year. China has announced it will launch a massive "exercise" to practice amphibious invasion capabilities in August time-frame.

In future years, would China try to take Australia? Anything is possible. Right now, they want Taiwan a whole lot more though, and its too close to the mainland not to try.

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05/22/2020 09:00 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
China's military does not have the logistical capacity to mount an invasion of Australia.

Even if they did, the supply lines would be long and subject to repeated interdiction by the US Navy and other allied navies.

China's navy is not yet fully blue-water capable and not yet large enough to defend any supply lines.

They can try to invade, but they won't get far.
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They already have Sunnytbank and huge gettos

They have coopted the society completely

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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
yeah right might as well attack a us carrier directly because the US response will be the same
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Smart reply!

I agree...they might as well lob a flare at us!
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05/22/2020 09:09 AM
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We'll make it a painful experience for them.
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
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Proof? Links? Typical GLP bullshit?
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05/22/2020 09:13 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
China's military does not have the logistical capacity to mount an invasion of Australia.

Even if they did, the supply lines would be long and subject to repeated interdiction by the US Navy and other allied navies.

China's navy is not yet fully blue-water capable and not yet large enough to defend any supply lines.

They can try to invade, but they won't get far.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78629642


Plus we would have gone nuclear before that time.

We have massive hidden stockpliles of weapons and tooling.

Plenty of young and dumb and full of cum eager youth to train and unleash.
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05/22/2020 09:15 AM
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nothing will come of this.

everything will be fine.
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05/22/2020 09:17 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
-50% rule-

"Like virtually every other developed nation and most larger developing nations, Australia has weapons systems which could be used to deliver nuclear weapons to its neighbours, if nuclear weapons were developed.[26] The Royal Australian Air Force has 71 F/A-18 Hornet strike fighters and 24 F/A-18F Super Hornet strike fighters."


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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72424000


Lol, I read 'Austria' at first glance.
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05/22/2020 09:20 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
Its what ive been saying. China to invade Australia and no one will stop it.

US will invade Venezuela and Mexico and no one will stop it.

Russia will invade Ukraine and no one will stop it.

Super powers act like enemies but they plan land grabs.


Wouldnt want to be near the equator or tropic of cancer in the next 10 years.

pigchef
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05/22/2020 09:21 AM
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We just have to get a nuke delivery from you lovable Yank bastards and BOOM-shakalaka.
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05/22/2020 09:22 AM
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Its what ive been saying. China to invade Australia and no one will stop it.


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Fuck off chicom cunt.
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05/22/2020 09:41 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
Devil's advocate mode here:

History holds forth that China' great navigator Wen Ho may not have colonized, but certainly dropped in on the Middle East, Europe, the Americas when his ships set about mapping the planet's oceans. Whether this comprises a claim to whole continents or such claims were intended...

Slave-girls handed out to leaders, handshakes, possibly talks of trade missions or something. No garrisons set up, no setting mastiffs onto the locals. Just a shoreline-hugging, tradewind-driven, mapmaking, goodwill-spreading juggernaut comprised of the mothership and hundreds of smaller boats.

Pigs squealing, slaves chattering; it must have been an eyeful. And then... nothing. The emperor had died once the fleet made its way home, and new leadership weren't interested in expansion.

Proof: The mothership's rudder survives, proving vessel's dimensions. The mechanisms drawn up by da Vinci in his journals and proposals to kings, judging from their non-European disregard for perspective, likely were copied from Chinese periodicals similar to "Popular Mechanics", left ashore by crewmembers on leave. Mass-produced tableware and trinkets all over the place. Crops grown in China that could only have originated from South America... etc.


hf
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05/22/2020 09:42 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
Supposedly Australia is about the same size as the US, just a bit smaller. The population of all Australia is only 24 million or so, about that of one US State. The land is owned by the British Royals, they are all subjects to the crown not free men. Lesser Britain is a weak in debt country of little worth and weak military power.
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05/22/2020 09:46 AM

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Supposedly Australia is about the same size as the US, just a bit smaller. The population of all Australia is only 24 million or so, about that of one US State. The land is owned by the British Royals, they are all subjects to the crown not free men. Lesser Britain is a weak in debt country of little worth and weak military power.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71690106


And yet changs by the hundreds of thousands can get brutally smoked over it. Go figure.
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China will never get away with it if they tried.

Let them try. Watch what happens.
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China would topple Australia in a matter of hours.
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
Supposedly Australia is about the same size as the US, just a bit smaller. The population of all Australia is only 24 million or so, about that of one US State. The land is owned by the British Royals, they are all subjects to the crown not free men. Lesser Britain is a weak in debt country of little worth and weak military power.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71690106


So the Royals could potentially sell Australia if they needed the money?
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China will never get away with it if they tried.

Let them try. Watch what happens.
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China would topple Australia in a matter of hours.
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Chicom cocksucker on a proxy
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
bsflag...AUSTRALIA IS LOGISTICALLY TOO FAR AWAY TO BE HELPED...AND...THEY ONLY HAVE A HANDFUL IN THE [email protected] THE INTERNET...hiding
 Quoting: Moses Born Again in L.A.


China does not have the navy necessary for such an operation.

The only country China can successfully invade is Russia.

Russia has nuclear weapons so it could get very messy.





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