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China is planning to invade Australia

 
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And what would China do with Australia?

Nothing good.

Most of China is uninhabited desert. They are not smart enough to make the desert bloom...like Israel, or California.
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05/22/2020 10:12 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
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china needs to invade Taiwan first before invading anything else, minus 3.50 from OP for failed fake news post.


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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
bsflag...AUSTRALIA IS LOGISTICALLY TOO FAR AWAY TO BE HELPED...AND...THEY ONLY HAVE A HANDFUL IN THE [email protected] THE INTERNET...hiding
 Quoting: Moses Born Again in L.A.


China does not have the navy necessary for such an operation.

The only country China can successfully invade is Russia.

Russia has nuclear weapons so it could get very messy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77898480


They wouldnt get far at all.

Mass Mig-35, Su-27, Su-24, Mig-31, Tu-95 and Tu-22 with Ovod and Kh-55 strikes from out of range bases west of Urals mean goodbye Chinuh

And of course these

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05/22/2020 10:20 AM
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OP = TARD
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were defending australia in this scenario, but the roo fuckers may have to go through a bumpy patch before we do...

I wouls suggest Australia make a political hard right. Leftie fuckers constantly putting down the American Right....
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05/22/2020 10:39 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
yeah right might as well attack a us carrier directly because the US response will be the same
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Smart reply!

I agree...they might as well lob a flare at us!
 Quoting: Stumpknocker


It won't be a problem for China


They will do it right after the Cascadia or New Madrid fault goes and the US is out of commission for an extended period of time

Then they will waltz into Australia and noone else will do shit about it because the US will have bigger problems "at home"...America first and all...
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of course, that is what that fake Christ Church FF was all about
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Uh...me thinks that’s in New Zealand
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yeah right might as well attack a us carrier directly because the US response will be the same
 Quoting: Yew


Smart reply!

I agree...they might as well lob a flare at us!
 Quoting: Stumpknocker


It won't be a problem for China


They will do it right after the Cascadia or New Madrid fault goes and the US is out of commission for an extended period of time

Then they will waltz into Australia and noone else will do shit about it because the US will have bigger problems "at home"...America first and all...
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Triton Subs are never out of commission. Never.



of course if Biden is elected...
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05/22/2020 10:57 AM
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The US has to protect us to protect their interests IE Pine Gap.

The pin dicks wouldn't dare.
THE STRENGTH OF GOD'S HAND
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05/22/2020 11:00 AM
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
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don't worry - we 'll survive & proper with out Job keepers Helmet & shield./
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05/22/2020 11:19 AM
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lol it's always deluded paranoid White fairy tale conjuring retarded story of China invading Australia. Dream on. China chooses to trade instead of war.

China would prefer substituting import from Australia with coal from Africa and Barley from Brazil since Australia has chosen to be America's lapdog. It's simply risky to depend on import from either America or Australia risking a sudden sanction motivated by the stifling competitor agenda just like what America is doing to HuaWei with semiconductor supplies blockade. If Australia chooses to ally with America, then China apparently doesn't want to risk a sudden supply disruption and decides to diversify the supply sources. It's China's 5D chess move.
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bsflag...AUSTRALIA IS LOGISTICALLY TOO FAR AWAY TO BE HELPED...AND...THEY ONLY HAVE A HANDFUL IN THE [email protected] THE INTERNET...hiding
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72424000


the commie government in victoria signed onto the chinese belt roads bullshite..

so hell prolly let them all the way in with fireworks and a band.
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05/22/2020 11:45 AM
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Hurry up dubai
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never - Chinese dont like surfing
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China unleashed the bioweapon virus on the world to weaken populations so china could easily invade and take over.
Every nation is on their list.
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05/22/2020 06:40 PM
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China's military does not have the logistical capacity to mount an invasion of Australia.

Even if they did, the supply lines would be long and subject to repeated interdiction by the US Navy and other allied navies.

China's navy is not yet fully blue-water capable and not yet large enough to defend any supply lines.

They can try to invade, but they won't get far.
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I used to think that a Chinese invasion fleet was impossible as it was not blue water capable. However, I then read an article saying that China had one of the largest blue water fleets in the world.....its shipping business using its tankers fleet. In today's world of small package / high damage missiles, it wouldn't take much to arm them either. Back in the Gulf War, we outfitted such ships with military hardware for defense.
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Re: China is planning to invade Australia
First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72424000


I will sink Ursula to microbes if she tries.
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Australia has been a good ally for a long time. If China invades I'll sign up to fight those commie pricks

yoda

Plus Aussies make the best glp trolls. I don't want to lose them

chuckle
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05/22/2020 06:45 PM

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First the virus to weaken economy.
Then cut off trading ties.

Next china will maku up some reason to attack.

Don't worry Australia, the rest of the world has your back on this.
The world will laugh last at china.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72424000


China will attack from the inside out in Australia. They already own a truckload of the land there and also much of the water. Shouldn't be too hard to cause problems for the locals.
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China said it 10 years ago, the last two places on Earth that China can realisticly expand to and support their empire, those are...
1)Australia
2)Africa
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China would prefer substituting import from Australia with coal from Africa and Barley from Brazil since Australia has chosen to be America's lapdog. It's simply risky to depend on import from either America or Australia risking a sudden sanction motivated by the stifling competitor agenda just like what America is doing to HuaWei with semiconductor supplies blockade. If Australia chooses to ally with America, then China apparently doesn't want to risk a sudden supply disruption and decides to diversify the supply sources. It's China's 5D chess move.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76635670


That's exactly what we want too. Decouple completely from communist China. No trade with communist China, no diplomatic relations with communist China. Provide massive and effective development assistance for our developing northern neighbours such as Timor Leste, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, etc. to counter communist Chinese influence in the affairs of those countries, while creating a buffer zone between potential future communist Chinese expansion and the Australian mainland.

As for a communist Chinese military invasion of Australia... they could establish beach heads in several major ports easily enough - look at the unannounced visit of a small group of PLAN warships to Sydney Harbour a little while back. Sure, it mostly so some CHICOM admiral could make a few extra slopebucks by picking up truckloads of Australian baby formula, but it was also a test to see what the white devils would do. As it was, the white devils did nothing, allowing communist Chinese navy ships to berth at the Royal Australian Navy's Fleet Base East. CHICOM ELINT collection systems would have been working overtime too. Would they be able to do it again with hostile intent? Maybe they could establish a beach head, but they would be starved out and their supply lines interdicted and destroyed before too long.

Conventional full scale invasion? Nope. They can't even subdue their "rogue province" Taiwan - which is awesome by the way since it shows the world exactly how weak the communist Chinese military really is, despite the constant bluff and bluster.
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Aussies gave up their guns after their politicians were owned by the chi-Coms...think treason.....all of which was to soften up and eliminate any resistance to the chi-Com overlords...

You Aussies really dropped the ball....
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We'll make it a painful experience for them.
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Op gargles the scrotum of the sleeping hobo
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Aussies gave up their guns after their politicians were owned by the chi-Coms...think treason.....all of which was to soften up and eliminate any resistance to the chi-Com overlords...

You Aussies really dropped the ball....
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No one gave up their guns you stupid cunt.
Try learning about something before spouting your uneducated opinions you fucking moron..
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05/22/2020 10:23 PM
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They already did

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Place is called SUNNYBANK
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I used to live there.

Its butterhead central.
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05/22/2020 10:24 PM
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If they keep importing more people here they can breed up and eventually overtake the local populace and just vote to promote closer ties with China. That would be their best attempt. Could probably do it within 80 years if they really dropped the hammer down or get a break, like they have presently. They're buying anything they can get their hands on.
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Aussies gave up their guns after their politicians were owned by the chi-Coms
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I know heaps of people who own guns and regularly shoot.

So get your facts straight.
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