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"Dear Jesus, Please forgive the noobodi, the annaomaili and the poster of this comment. In the name of God. AMEN"
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Did she just mic drop?
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Yep.

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"Dear Jesus, Please forgive the noobodi, the anaomaily and the poster of this comment. In the name of God. AMEN"


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A commercial from the BBB just came on saying "people are going to remember how they were during this covid crisis".
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05/22/2020 03:57 PM
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Yeah just like liquor stores and abortion clinics did. More probably died in abortion clinics than from Corona, they have a 100% death rate.
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And the pro-choice left has morphed into the pro-abortion left. So now even late-term abortions - which, in effect, are a clever form of infanticide - are honored and celebrated.

The true, dark, hard-hearted nature of the sociopolitical left is coming out in spades, even more so during this era of SARS-CoV-2.
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"I will override the governors". How?? Sending in troops???
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The Federal Government has the right to enforce the First Amendment.
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When is the last time it actually did?


popcorn2
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum



That's very bold. However, which Governor do you think will now step forward to keep the places of worship closed next Sunday?
 Quoting: dogman17


Don't know.

Between the Dumbocrat governors and Trump right now, I'm not sure how much I really care.

Esper says he'll have that vaccine ready for the military to shoot you up with this year though.

yay!


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Finally. banana2
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Catholic talk radio.
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Yeah just like liquor stores and abortion clinics did. More probably died in abortion clinics than from Corona, they have a 100% death rate.
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And the pro-choice left has morphed into the pro-abortion left. So now even late-term abortions - which, in effect, are a clever form of infanticide - are honored and celebrated.

The true, dark, hard-hearted nature of the sociopolitical left is coming out in spades, even more so during this era of SARS-CoV-2.
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hesright
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trump-bump
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A real trump bump is snorting a line of Adderall.
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05/22/2020 04:25 PM
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Not for long.

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PA governor Wolf said he never shut down churches in a news conference Friday afternoon. that’s a lie, everyone in PA needs to go to church Sunday to show support to president Trump and call out Wolf.

Trump 2020
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trump-bump
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A real trump bump is snorting a line of Adderall.
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chuckle
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The First Amendment which ratified in 1791 states that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." However, the phrase "separation of church and state" itself does not appear in the United States Constitution.

If there is "no law" then any government interference violates the constitution.
Enforcement of a non-law for public safety may be in the public interest but it should be viewed as the violation it is and those who issue such an order to be carried out must be accountable to the judicial system to show just cause and obtain pardon.
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We shall see how it turns out. Masks are not really Christian practice...
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>6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
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Organized religion has masked truth - time to remove the masks that hide truth.

By what authority and right does the Vatican have to hold Earth's history in its basement vaults hidden from humanity??

They have no right. It's OUR shared history. Why are they hiding it?

BECAUSE it contradicts organized religions narrative.


And lays bare the fact that the whole Father, Son and Holy Ghost/Spirit is BS.
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your right, God hates organized religion. When he ascended into heaven he said, Start a church and let it be unorganized and like whatever..
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We shall see how it turns out. Masks are not really Christian practice...
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[link to veil.unc.edu (secure)]

>6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77743250


Organized religion has masked truth - time to remove the masks that hide truth.

By what authority and right does the Vatican have to hold Earth's history in its basement vaults hidden from humanity??

They have no right. It's OUR shared history. Why are they hiding it?

BECAUSE it contradicts organized religions narrative.


And lays bare the fact that the whole Father, Son and Holy Ghost/Spirit is BS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78689367


your right, God hates organized religion. When he ascended into heaven he said, Start a church and let it be unorganized and like whatever..
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I'm confused. God never ascended into heaven. He has always been there.
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05/22/2020 04:40 PM
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PA governor Wolf said he never shut down churches in a news conference Friday afternoon. that’s a lie, everyone in PA needs to go to church Sunday to show support to president Trump and call out Wolf.

Trump 2020
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Yes! Go pile into churches!

JOE 2020!
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05/22/2020 04:42 PM
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This should be interesting for the catholics. One of the biggest sellers of theirs is the ability to turn simple bread and wine into body and blood. Those magical powers and salvation are going to be lot tougher to come by now.

maybe their mandatory tithe of 10% should be lowered to .5% or maybe .25% of yearly income. Adjust price to match services rendered. Hmmm...actually, they should be paying out.
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They should never have been closed to begin with. Just another blatant example of TPTB attempting to destroy the very fabric of this Nation - and the kicker is...people allowed it to happen because the majority are spineless, asshat, mask-wearing zombies.

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Good job. More ICU patients coming. That’s definitely what god would want.........
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Don't worry, Jeebus will protect them!


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This is huge for our Muslim friends - Ramadan just ended.

Wonder how many governors are going to say "no" - Illinois idiot (whatever his name is ) along with beetlejuice of Chicago - Oregon bitch, and, of course the Cunt of Michigan.

Does newscum dare say "no"?
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"I will override the governors". How?? Sending in troops???
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Yes.

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Can't unsee those nasty-looking hands.

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They had to do this. The churches were opening anyway. If all the churches opened and the govt had to arrest everyone, the whole thing would go down the poop hole.

So now they drive the narrative, we opened the churches. When you have citizens in large masses not listening to the govt and the state. You don't have a govt. They have no ownership over you. They are now driving the narrative.
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They had to do this. The churches were opening anyway. If all the churches opened and the govt had to arrest everyone, the whole thing would go down the poop hole.

So now they drive the narrative, we opened the churches. When you have citizens in large masses not listening to the govt and the state. You don't have a govt. They have no ownership over you. They are now driving the narrative.
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Well said.
Hey look everyone an alt right agitator, your days are numbered anti globalist slime. We always win, we are everywhere. Beijing will have more power than your USA in this NWO, too bad so sad, you should have played along. No matter your leaders are ALL with us.
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 Quoting: ET SF


Tyrannical Democrat Governors will defy Trump on this. How will Trump enforce this? Is he prepared to federalize State National Guard units like JFK did in 1963 via Executive Order 11111 which federalized the Alabama State National Guard in order to forcefully end Governor Wallace's tyranny during the Stand in the Schoolhouse Door Crisis?? Unless Trump is going to back up his words with real action, tyrannical Democrat Governors will laugh at him.
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For all you leftist atheist cucktards….

Keep pushing your fear agenda...

I've been working right through the fake pandemic around 250 people daily. Nobody wears a mask...and nobody is sick!

You communist soy-boys can cry all you want...

President Trump owns you!
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"I will override the governors". How?? Sending in troops???
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No dumbass, by not having the people arrested or harassed, the local law enforcement has been put on notice
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"I will override the governors". How?? Sending in troops???
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Yes.

:Trumptank:
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JFK did it to Gov. George Wallace.
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"I will override the governors". How?? Sending in troops???
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Which is why this is a subtle gesture about that prospect. More
Ike there will be an event that will warrant the sending of troops and make people worship them/government as saviours.





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