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Wonder When the USA is Going to Have Toilet Paper Again

 
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Went to WalMart yesterday and the whole paper goods aisle is still empty

the same as it has been at all the other stores for months

I guess all the paper goods in the USA comes from China as well.

Geez, this is embarrassing USA. Everything comes from China.

The USA is just shit out of luck.
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Never . As part of the novus ordo seclorum and to come into full compliance with sharia law you will use your left hand and bidet
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The issue may be that you are looking in Walmart for it.

I bought twenty rolls last week and my Mrs. took them to her elderly friends at the river when she went crabbing and fishing.
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The issue may be that you are looking in Walmart for it.

I bought twenty rolls last week and my Mrs. took them to her elderly friends at the river when she went crabbing and fishing.
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I looked at my local grocery store and walmart and the 2 dollar stores . no one had any .
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Costco had plenty yesterday.
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Just goto the janitor supply house. They have tons and will sell it to you with a smile. Commercial buildings certainly aren't buying it.
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I miss Clorox wipes.

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Stop shopping at wal mart until they carry the items you want. It’s really quite simple. Just make the choice.
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A few weeks ago when I was in a smaller grocery store they had lots of toilet paper, try shopping around occasionally.
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Plenty of tp here in south orange county
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Re: Wonder When the USA is Going to Have Toilet Paper Again
Went to WalMart yesterday and the whole paper goods aisle is still empty

the same as it has been at all the other stores for months

I guess all the paper goods in the USA comes from China as well.

Geez, this is embarrassing USA. Everything comes from China.

The USA is just shit out of luck.
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You can blame Globalist for that, i.e. Democrats and Rinos.
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first they take the toilet paper

then they take the guns

then you are buried in a ditch with a bullet hole from the NWO..

then we become part of the globalist agenda..

then hillary cackles..

then they usher in the 7 years of tribulation.
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I bought a big pack of Scott just yesterday. I was surprised to see it. We've been coasting along on some generic single rolls since we ran out a few days ago.
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I bought a big pack of Scott just yesterday. I was surprised to see it. We've been coasting along on some generic single rolls since we ran out a few days ago.
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I also got my first pack of scott since all this bullshit started.
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Anybody seen Cottonelle, anywhere?

I'm down to my last few rolls.
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Kleenex at the 99c works just fine. Our stores are out of TP also.
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Anybody seen Cottonelle, anywhere?

I'm down to my last few rolls.
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[link to www.walmart.com (secure)]
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We've had plenty here at all the stores for the last month or so. Its been great!

I'm in Missouri.


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All the production lines must have had to switch from making so much for business and public bathrooms to making paper for consumer home use.
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Anybody seen Cottonelle, anywhere?

I'm down to my last few rolls.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


[link to www.walmart.com (secure)]
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Oh my goodness. I guess they want us to order online.

Thanks.
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Plenty of TP here in North Jersey. Haven’t been to ChinaMart, but all the supermarkets that I’ve been in have some.
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Costco had plenty yesterday.
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Plenty @ Shoprite in Southern NJ.
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Kleenex at the 99c works just fine. Our stores are out of TP also.
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I saw Kleenex at Food Lion for $6 a box. WTF

That is pretty steep for a 29 cent box of paper.
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You can buy name brands of toilet paper right now on

Walmart.com

Just give up the in person search for now and order online.
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I miss Clorox wipes.

rivotears
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I haven't seen the regular Clorox wipes in a few months now but plenty of off brand wipes where I live. Walmart has them.


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Anybody seen Cottonelle, anywhere?

I'm down to my last few rolls.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


[link to www.walmart.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245


Oh my goodness. I guess they want us to order online.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Order of the Dragon


Like I want to pay UPS $5 to drive out to my house and annoy me with a roll of shit paper.

Oh come to think of it I need tooth picks and thumb tacks too.

I'll be sure to order them one at a time.
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The Walmart in my town seems to have recently gotten all stocked on paper products.
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Went to WalMart yesterday and the whole paper goods aisle is still empty

the same as it has been at all the other stores for months

I guess all the paper goods in the USA comes from China as well.

Geez, this is embarrassing USA. Everything comes from China.

The USA is just shit out of luck.
 Quoting: Order of the Dragon


You may want to try elsewhere other than exclusively than Wal-Mart, OP. I have two big packs of TP in the trunk of my car as of this message. My local CVS, their entire TP section is as barren as could be. I go to my local Super 1 Foods store for my TP nowadays. I just have to go early in the morning. Otherwise there is virtually no TP left by the afternoon.
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I went to costco this week wearing my jeans and there wasn't a bit of toilet paper.

They did have brand name paper towels though.

I think the hour they give to the old folks every morning has the elders out grabbing everything for their friends maybe.
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I miss Clorox wipes.

rivotears
 Quoting: Spiritmyst




I haven't seen the regular Clorox wipes in a few months now but plenty of off brand wipes where I live. Walmart has them.


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My mother had me give a couple of things of Baby Wipes for my toddler niece to her mother earlier today. My sister who is the mother told me that there are no baby wipes anywhere in her town and has been for weeks now. If you need such wipes, good luck... anything anti-septic of any kind are rapidly becoming like gold in value these days. TP's value is becoming like platinum too.
The number one and two participants in the Oppression Olympics? The SJWs and Feminists.

"Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order [referring to the 1991 LA Riot]. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond [i.e., an "extraterrestrial" invasion], whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government.” - Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991

"Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as internationalists and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure; one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." - David Rockefeller

"The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries... We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis, and the nations will accept the New World Order." - David Rockefeller

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