How the QUEEN ELIZABETH will sweep the Prince Andrew / Epstein scandal under the rug: ANDREW CONVENIENTLY DIES FROM CORONA

Prominent people faking their deaths is nothing new.

Elvis, Marilyn, Ken Lay, Jacko, Bowie ... it's a common thing.

Porky Andrew looks like a perfect candidate for a fake death, and identity change.

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I think it’s Queen E-Lizard BREATH

Rip Andy