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Life during COVID is WONDERFUL!

 
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OP here..my GF just gave me the best BJ in the world.

Well..time to do up some drinks and dinner.

Later suckers!

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OP here..my GF just gave me the best BJ in the world.

Well..time to do up some drinks and dinner.

Later suckers!

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ban3
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Most of humanity hates their jobs, they lament day in and day out having to work at jobs that bring them no joy, no creativity, no upward mobility.

They take it out on themselves, their loved ones, even animals, in the form of anger, resentment, drugs...

So, a massive Spiritual awakening event has taken place, a time to really reflect on yourself, your loved ones, your blessings, and what you really want for the World.

A time to slow it down, way down (from the rat race you hate) a time to go inside, reflect, work through old and no longer useful emotional baggage. 'Clean house.'

Old patterns have been broken; mindless eating out, mindless shopping.

You disconnected from Humanity a while ago with all your social media attacks and criticisms, your texting instead of talking, your self-isolation.

So, guess what, the Universe responded in-kind!

Now's the time to see the gift that is unfolding.

Reconnect with yourself, your loved ones, friends, acquaintances! Build communities, build relationships that are loving, non-judgmental, strong and united!
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OP here..my GF just gave me the best BJ in the world.

Well..time to do up some drinks and dinner.

Later suckers!

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lol
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And so was born two generations of socialists, our future prison guards and agents of genocide.

Maybe that was the plan all along.
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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Truly one of the most beautiful funemployment stories I have read!

Enjoy your life OP!

Sometimes I think we were giving this time because we are all about to die.

But that's probably not true.

I hope.
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Lucky you. Here, 3 months of emergency savings drained. 16.00 in the bank. My industry shut down. Over 2 months of waiting for unemployment to pay out. I get to call landlord in the morning and hope that the 100.00 late fee will be waived, having no idea when or if unemployment will ever arrive. Our plans of relocating at the end of this summer are now gone. Stuck, no income, no party here.
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana

I'm happy to be working for $100k a year and would much rather do that than be handed $50k a year.
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Good for you OP!

But your COVID bonus ends on July 31st..what will you do then?

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One star for talking to yourself. I made 6k before and 2k laid off. Fuck the middle class. Lol.
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I find it a lot more relaxing, and I have more time for myself. I spend most of my day in Zoom meetings, but I like that I don't have to get up super early, I can get up at a reasonable time, do my Yoga, meditate, don't have to fight weirdos on the road as soon as I leave the driveway, no evening events after work. At the end of the day, there's no commute home. There's time for me to I actually enjoy the beautiful weather.

I feel a whole lot less stressed...most of that is probably because my parents haven't left their home since March so I'm not stressing over and worrying about them every single day.
My dad also hasn't had any doctor's appointments, and before this happened, he was going pretty much at least once a week from December on which was caused me a lot of stress.

Overall, it's just really given me a chance to breathe, and I haven't had the chance to do that in a good year. All the chaos that was going on in my life before this pretty much came to a stop.

I don't even like saying these things "out loud," because I'm afraid I'll jinx it all. :/
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05/27/2020 05:27 PM
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Until July. Then you’re poor again with no prospects of ever making that same amount of money again. Save it all op bc your life at 15/hr with inflation is going to royally suck. Maybe you will get lucky and someone will buy that coffee machine off you fkr $50. Derp
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05/27/2020 05:30 PM
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Good for you OP!

But your COVID bonus ends on July 31st..what will you do then?

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OP here..my GF just gave me the best BJ in the world.

Well..time to do up some drinks and dinner.

Later suckers!

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Now THAT is a larp!!
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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Enjoy it. It won't last.
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Good for you OP!

But your COVID bonus ends on July 31st..what will you do then?

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RETARD

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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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So you're another obselete non-essential human being getting 'free' government hand out money. They'll be sending you out letters in the years ahead, wanting most of that money back i fucking guarantee it. You might think you are living nice and cushy, but it is on a foundation of bolster wood.
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Good for you OP!

But your COVID bonus ends on July 31st..what will you do then?

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lmao

Even the OP realizes that there's no thing as a free ride. Eventually the piper comes a calling.

You see glints of this in urban America, countries like Mexico and certainly Venezuela or, even worse, North Korea, Cuba.
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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All well, till a contact tracer will knock on your door...
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And so was born two generations of socialists, our future prison guards and agents of genocide.

Maybe that was the plan all along.
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Covid-19 and CCP China have paved the way for the US to move closer to being a Max Max and Thunderdome. Or a Hunger Games.
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I was furloughed 4 weeks ago and found out from my boss today that I won't be needed back until early to mid August.

I'm not disappointed.
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Good for you OP!

But your COVID bonus ends on July 31st..what will you do then?

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OP here..my GF just gave me the best BJ in the world.

Well..time to do up some drinks and dinner.

Later suckers!

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Now THAT is a larp!!
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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Go back to work lazy
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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good you deserve it for being underpaid for years while co. profits soared. Enjoy your time because this is a once in a lifetime deal.
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Before COVID I was miserable.

I had a job working $14.75/hr and hated waking up most days. I've since been laid off (obviously) but am one of those who is making much more by NOT working.

I used to make $550-600 per week depending on my hours but since COVID began, I'm clearing just over $1000/week. My gf is in the same situation and she's also clearing just over $1000.

We are both loving life. Expenses are way down too. We wake up, have sex first thing, shower together, and then she makes the most fantastic breakfast. Afterwards, I make us a cappuccino (we splurged on a $400 machine) but it was so worth it. The rest of the day is ours. Today we plan to do some hiking since it's going to be so nice out and I'll be using my new grill to cook up some steak tonight. The gf is kind of a wine snob so she likes to splurge on really nice reds (which I'll definitely be having later as well).

I really don't understand people who say they're more stressed or are fighting with their gf/wife more than before. It makes absolutely no sense to me. These have been the best 2 months I've had in a while. I can't imagine going back to my old life and way of doing things. NOT HAPPENING!

The only thing that isn't ideal right now is not being able to travel normally but I only vacationed once or twice a year before due to work/money issues. Now I'm able to save $800-1000/month with COVID stimulus and bonus so we'll definitely be taking a nice vacation at some point this summer.

banana
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All good, I agree, but at some point this will end. What next?
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OP, I completely understand. I have enjoyed this extended MUCH needed vacation these last few months. Got things done I normally dream about doing when working. I come to realize, I'm not working like I did before. It's not worth it. I'm slowing down and not doing anything I don't have to do. I'm a Realtor, so the Hustle crap stops. I am on cruise now and going to stop working my ass off.
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I was furloughed 4 weeks ago and found out from my boss today that I won't be needed back until early to mid August.

I'm not disappointed.
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You will be when you test false-positive and remove you from the slave system for good.
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4,000 per month should be the universal basic income.
The elites have people convicted money isn’t made from thin air.





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