I just used the final piece of toilet paper, my gf dad is gonna scream

There I was rushing to the washroom, in a deep panic.
will i make it? kept repeating in my head. I take a quick seat as I approach the toilet. and blast off.

I was in for a surprise though, when i went to wipe, it did not stop. i had to keep wiping, "this should be the last wipe i said" over and over, diminishing the last of the toilet paper roll.

what a surprise. no more toilet paper and my cheeks arent cleaned.

Day 69 of quarantine. we will get through this.