Who ThiNKs gLP is A Ufo, COnsPIraCY thEOriSTs, lUNatIC frINge FOruM???

It's madness, that must be stopped!

I have connections.

You've both just proven my point.

I'm trying to decipher the seemingly random capitalization in your thread title.

I'm fairly certain it's a coded communication directed at the Greys and Annunaki.

No we haven't.

Nothing I do is random... I've been programmed.

You must be a lunatic.

Obviously, you are a Jew -- a 2xSecretJew.

I've just about had enough of your crazy conspiracies.

global warming

Yes and she emits much gas also.

Only when I spray chemtrails.

entrails?

I mark my territory with Chemtrails.

I am actually a moderator here too, but I post as an anonymous coward 99.9% of the time. I was instructed to look as if I'm "not allowed in the castle". I'm basically an undercover mod - you would know me as two of the mods here if I told you. Only two mods knows who I am.
Happy travels in the rainbow rainforest of truths and non-truths ;)

We call you the mole.

You are two mods? Or two mods know you??
Which is it???

I'm on to you.... I'M ON TO YOU......

the aliens that abducted me conspired to destroy my beliefs
and tell me absurd theories while i was in a straight jacket

DiD TheY PrObE YoU?

I saw a reptoid earlier today.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THE MEMORIES

I heard that was your girlfriend!

I'm getting her a big bottle of moisturizer for Christmas!

what I want to know is. how does that gator know thats a door?

LOL

Ok - I have a serious question now.

I think I have a mouse in my bedroom.

If I see it - should I just smash the shit out of it? And what should I use to smash it? Would a shoe smash it? Or a book?

IF YOU NEED HELP GIVING HER A BACKRUB

i have two moderator accounts and two other mods know who i am.
the mole, the carl mountgomery, the flanigan, the carpet rider, the throbbing corn cob, the "distributor" etc.- i'm known as many.

She just knows that's where the food comes out!