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You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar

 
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Some crack pot will just say its really 2024. NO really 2028!
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The Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today

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"The rules have changed today"(hey!)

"Now the time has come - No place to run -
I might get burned up by the Sun" (Time!)

Prophetic words..
Maybe ...the earth/world/reality might get "crushed by the tumbling tide" and so, its "time to REALIZE" that;
"Time has come TODAY"

That song ... really cranked up... wow.
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Has the world ended yet?
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Has the world ended yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79033429


Yep.

This is the afterlife. They might have lied on the brochure.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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Has the world ended yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79033429


The day ends at midnight.

So technically, the end is midnight, and the new world starts tomorrow.
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Im nor dead yet. Are you dead?
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Has the world ended yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79033429


Yep.

This is the afterlife. They might have lied on the brochure.
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Bahahaha!!coffee4
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...according to some numbertards who made it into the mainstream media.

"The scientist claimed there was a critical discrepancy between the Julian calendar and the Gregorian calendar, which accounts for about 11 days per year.

As a result of this discrepancy, December 21, 2012, is supposed to actually fall on June 21, 2020."

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PaleHorseRides

How are you spending your (potentially) last day two days of civilization?

I'm having a gin and tonic and tidying up the house so when future civilizations unearth us they don't think we're slobs.
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It's June 22, 2020 already here so no doom.
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Im nor dead yet. Are you dead?
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I came to the thread a little late. So far the end of the world seems a bit anticlimactic.
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This is the afterlife's afterlife of afterlife's afterlife.pigchef
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Has the world ended yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79033429


Yep.

This is the afterlife. They might have lied on the brochure.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft





I'm really stunned at the similarity of my former mortal existence and the after life. The resemblance is uncanny-almost identical. It is hotter today than yesterday.

Well, I'll give you points for audacity.
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OP is a failtard.............
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The real doom: this shit world rolls on!
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The real doom: this shit world rolls on!
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ahhh
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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TB-waitn
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The real doom: this shit world rolls on!
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trump-0kbert-TIAll
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K-Pop Fans, TikTok Users Take Credit for Trump Rally’s Empty Seats.

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K-Pop: Bubble Burst.

Tick-Tock: Used to indicate that time is running out (for someone or something)
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I'm still holding out for a doom miracle.. u never know
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Re: You have ZERO days until the end of the Mayan calendar
Welcome to the hall of fail OP.
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A. The day isn't over yet.

B. You might want to take a slightly closer look at your civilization. It is what has failed.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


A good point, but what is the relationship to a single day on the calendar? What event specifically on 21 June 2020 relates to the Mayan calendar?
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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I'm still holding out for a doom miracle.. u never know
 Quoting: Madmojo1980


What comes with a doom miracle?

hiding
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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THE BEGINNING IS HERE: MAYAN APOCALYPSE TO COMMENCE ON FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 2019, FOLLOWED BY END OF MAYA CALENDAR ON HALLOWEEN, OCTOBER 31, 2020

WARNING: THE POWER GRID — AND THEREFORE THE INTERNET — IS EXPECTED TO COLLAPSE AT SOME POINT PRIOR TO THE END OF THE MAYA CALENDAR ON HALLOWEEN, OCTOBER 31, 2020.

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I feel like they've been saying this every other week since it didn't come to fruition in 2012.

It's the same as the coronatards. 2 more weeks and we'll be at peak! Numbers will skyrocket! Just give it 2 more weeks!

It's years (and months) respectively. They were wrong.


Sucks to suck.5a
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Brother camping is that you?
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I'm still holding out for a doom miracle.. u never know
 Quoting: Madmojo1980


What comes with a doom miracle?

hiding
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


I dont know... but I hope its catastrophic.. but not too much. Something that starts small and grows... something I could watch from a distance for a while before it actually effects me
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THE BEGINNING IS HERE: MAYAN APOCALYPSE TO COMMENCE ON FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 2019, FOLLOWED BY END OF MAYA CALENDAR ON HALLOWEEN, OCTOBER 31, 2020

WARNING: THE POWER GRID — AND THEREFORE THE INTERNET — IS EXPECTED TO COLLAPSE AT SOME POINT PRIOR TO THE END OF THE MAYA CALENDAR ON HALLOWEEN, OCTOBER 31, 2020.

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 Quoting: G3


Ha! Knew there would be a moving of the posts.

Doom back on.
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I'm still holding out for a doom miracle.. u never know
 Quoting: Madmojo1980


What comes with a doom miracle?

hiding
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


I dont know... but I hope its catastrophic.. but not too much. Something that starts small and grows... something I could watch from a distance for a while before it actually effects me
 Quoting: Madmojo1980


I have the uncanny ability to be at ground zero or directly downwind.

War and genocide - middle of it.
US political shit - front and center (east coast).
Fukushima - downwind.
Covid - one of the first areas hit in Europe.
Earthquakes - Holy hell. I went traveling for a few years. For a while there, every time my plane landed and I settled down, there was a major earthquake. I was like....WTF. Half these places weren't even major quake prone.

Last Edited by TlvmmCpoft on 06/21/2020 06:40 PM
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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Has the world ended yet?
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Yep.

This is the afterlife. They might have lied on the brochure.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft

Hahahahaha(inhale)hahahahaha! Classic, world class answer right there!
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I can't wait!









Never mind.





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