Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK!

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Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK!
CaptainZero User ID: 72645561 United States 06/19/2020 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! And if they need a good dicking down we can talk about how much it will cost them, Land Deeds and Gold Coins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 76158522 Switzerland 06/19/2020 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! And if they need a good dicking down we can talk about how much it will cost them, Land Deeds and Gold Coins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoting: CaptainZero 72645561
Abi ~ User ID: 60979620 United States 06/19/2020 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! strap ons do not need batteries or plug ins... hands are EMP proof... not all toys need batteries or electricity to please a woman... keep the hope alive tho... Maybe you'll get laid soon.. You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78840485 Latvia 06/19/2020 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! The electronics are in the bullet vibrator. The silicone dick still works though. It doesn't need electricity nor does a hairbrush handle.

Sikhed User ID: 5898996 United States 06/19/2020 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! EMP only affects the grid. When's the last time you saw a "toy" that plugs into the wall? :doom360:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79041947 Canada 06/19/2020 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! EMP only affects the grid. When's the last time you saw a "toy" that plugs into the wall? Quoting: Sikhed Must be an old model Hoover sold decades ago. Probably the reason today for the third prong grounding wire. :p
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76247621 United States 06/19/2020 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best thing about an EMP Attack is all the womens sex toys wont work, they will need STRAIGHT UP DICK! And if they need a good dicking down we can talk about how much it will cost them, Land Deeds and Gold Coins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoting: CaptainZero 72645561 Creep
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