Many miles away something crawls from the slime

A raven haired beauty comes riding forth, through the woods, her silken tresses flowing in the wind, as she gallops forth on her regal stallion, her soft round breasts bouncing to the beat of the stallions hoofs.

Suddenly she approaches the dark Scottish lake, when out springs a creature so hideous, so fearful that it startles the stallion and sends the beauty in the air and careening down, down, to the floor of the dark woods!
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Nice. Very nice!

youre a boobs guy?

Isn’t that where Nancy Pelosi came from ?

Into your face?