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If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?

 
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hmmm
 Quoting: Truth Seeker!
We are Taco's to them..they will eat us one by one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78685162


Would you eat an alien?

Do you look at an alien and think taco?

Well, then chances are they wouldn't want to eat us either.
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Kill them take their ship. We can always claim later it was a misunderstanding with communication. In the mean time we reverse engineer the hell out of it in the open build up as fast as we can.
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hmmm
 Quoting: Truth Seeker!


We could give them all the BLM people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75454563


The Aliens could perform experiments on them...

Oh wait, they already have...
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Take some pics.
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Most likely what people think are extraterrestrials are in fact interdimensional demons.

You cannot bargain with a demon and win.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562936


They may be inter-dimensional, but why does that make them demons?

Are they Democrats as well?


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I will open a cold beer.TBC-stoked
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As long as you know thst if you don't offer to share it -
Boom -
Laser blast to the face.
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
Beat my patients with a hammer for poohing the bed.

Hate working at this hospice, these old people won't die out of spite like they're holding on holding on just to fuck with you.

This one bitch is 104 years fucking old.

Tel me that ain't terrorism to make people wipe your asshole since you was 92 so 15 years we've been wiping her cunt and ass.


I'm throwing that hoe in the incinerator.
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Get a different job, ffs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283


I was considering working in childcare


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Beat my patients with a hammer for poohing the bed.

Hate working at this hospice, these old people won't die out of spite like they're holding on holding on just to fuck with you.

This one bitch is 104 years fucking old.

Tel me that ain't terrorism to make people wipe your asshole since you was 92 so 15 years we've been wiping her cunt and ass.


I'm throwing that hoe in the incinerator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79083905


Get a different job, ffs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283


I was considering working in childcare


spock
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92 to 104 = 12 years.

The +3 years till 15 years, where did he found them?
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If they weren't in sight of me, turn the news on duh. hf
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smoke some weed with them, then sideways 1 or 2 just to check it out. then go with them when they leave.

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Beat my patients with a hammer for poohing the bed.

Hate working at this hospice, these old people won't die out of spite like they're holding on holding on just to fuck with you.

This one bitch is 104 years fucking old.

Tel me that ain't terrorism to make people wipe your asshole since you was 92 so 15 years we've been wiping her cunt and ass.


I'm throwing that hoe in the incinerator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79083905


Get a different job, ffs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283


I was considering working in childcare


spock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183


92 to 104 = 12 years.

The +3 years till 15 years, where did he found them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79084302


She's a time traveling reptilian, I knew something was off
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
RELOAD.
 Quoting: Blue State Rebel


Bwahaha - reload what?
A childs toy piddly a$$ piece of dogshit gun?
You're kiding right?
They can ' reload' this whole shithole.
Dueces, npc moron.

YOU'LL make a great adversary to 'shoot in the face.'
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Keep my gun close.
Not for them, it probably wouldn't work. For my mouth
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
I ask them what do they like better Star Trek or Star Wars?
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Trek.
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Get a different job, ffs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283


I was considering working in childcare


spock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183


92 to 104 = 12 years.

The +3 years till 15 years, where did he found them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79084302


She's a time traveling reptilian, I knew something was off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183


Excellent GLP'er answer, but the truth is only that the person that wrote that, is just one of the different teams that exist and analyse the characters of persons in regards with their responses after inciting a thought that is out of the desired limits of acceptance.
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
hmmm
 Quoting: Truth Seeker!


Try to flag one down so I can ask for a ride.
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
hmmm
 Quoting: Truth Seeker!


Benevolent or malevolent?
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


this hmmmm
 Quoting: Truth Seeker!


irrelevant!
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
They're here to create hybrids! They're only after our genetic fluids!

Masturbate on the front lawn then hide in the basement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77689758


Lol. That’s phenomenal
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I would go get me some alien ass and hope galactic stds arent that bad.
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
I'd grab the longest range rifle I own and start blasting away.
 Quoting: bootobin


Bwahaha - yeah sure.

And?

Meh. Cute.
YOUR mom let you play with those in the ' sandbox', eh? You're still in one. And you're STILL a fucking child


Heh - this tard thinks ' blasting away' would involve gun powder.
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I ask them what do they like better Star Trek or Star Wars?
 Quoting: WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO


If the aliens are nerds, you could start an interstellar war!
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They're here to create hybrids! They're only after our genetic fluids!

Masturbate on the front lawn then hide in the basement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77689758


So, just act normal?
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hope they are the sluttiest Nordics in all of Andromeda
EWWWWW!
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
Vomit with fear.

It would mean the end of humanity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75004223


What a pussy!

I would sit back crack open a beer and smoke a fat joint and enjoy the show.
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
Isaiah 2:19

Jeremiah 16:16
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78713983


Habakuk 3:16


Put em all together

What do you get?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78713983


Buy condoms.

I don't want no green goo on my weenie.

Ya'll go and hide. I'm going full on deliverance on those green fifi's

 Quoting: Squeal like an Alien 22263566


Pfft - as if they'd wanna fuck a piece of shit like you, douchebag.

And your refrence to rape... Cool, evil scumbag bitch - guess what you WILL be getting for eternity.
You're gonna have more than a red neck, trash.
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Buy condoms.

I don't want no green goo on my weenie.

Ya'll go and hide. I'm going full on deliverance on those green fifi's

 Quoting: Squeal like an Alien 22263566


You think they'd come back after the buttfooking me and my kin would give them ??

They'll be telling all their friends about it and taying away from us for millennia !

You're welcome.

Now, go make me a sammich, beotch !

 Quoting: Sqeal like an Alien 22263566


This tard...
Thinks humans like him aren't the obvious pigs - literally and figuratively.

You'll be gettin a sand witch alright, dumbfuck garbage $oul trashbaal.
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hmmm
 Quoting: Truth Seeker!


Not a damn thing. It’d be fake.
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Buy condoms.

I don't want no green goo on my weenie.

Ya'll go and hide. I'm going full on deliverance on those green fifi's

 Quoting: Squeal like an Alien 22263566


You think they'd come back after the buttfooking me and my kin would give them ??

They'll be telling all their friends about it and taying away from us for millennia !

You're welcome.

Now, go make me a sammich, beotch !

 Quoting: Sqeal like an Alien 22263566


This tard...
Thinks humans like him aren't the obvious pigs - literally and figuratively.

You'll be gettin a sand witch alright, dumbfuck garbage $oul trashbaal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2963817


whatever
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
Go stand on top of the Capital Records building
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Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
That would be the rapture id be gone.





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