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I HAVE SKILLS

 
ttown

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06/28/2020 08:01 PM

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I HAVE SKILLS
if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
if you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about outrunning the bear, just worry about out-running your friend.
Anonymous Coward
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if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


hmm are you still under age?
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06/28/2020 08:07 PM

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if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


waitwhat

You just NOW learned how to cook???

another do
Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.
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06/28/2020 08:08 PM
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We will put you on honey bucket detail.
Mental Case

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06/28/2020 08:10 PM
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MMMMMMMMMM cookies banana2
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 08:11 PM
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MMMMMMMMMM cookies banana2
 Quoting: Mental Case


These cookies could get you 20.
Shawski

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06/28/2020 08:11 PM
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until next time
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06/28/2020 08:24 PM
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if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


All, over a fire?
I am SNOWIE. WELCOME TO THE NEW ICE AGE. TRY NOT TO STARVE.
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06/28/2020 08:35 PM

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dumpsterfire



Called it.
"Help my FUCK, life is great."




I know I'm crazy, but it keeps me from going insane!




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06/28/2020 08:40 PM
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06/28/2020 08:42 PM
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if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


Cookies will be very important during the apocalypse
Modeling reality
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 08:44 PM
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1dunno1 If you were older, and not trying to kill me all of the time with your mom's witchery, I could use a hot lizard to keep the books straight.

This one is good with these things, except for the killing part.

It would be the monument of Klown work fuckery for sure.
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06/28/2020 08:50 PM

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06/28/2020 08:55 PM
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Can you also make babies?
Shawski

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06/28/2020 08:56 PM
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Can you also make babies?
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It don't mean anybody no good if she just eats them
damned
until next time
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06/28/2020 08:56 PM
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Re: I HAVE SKILLS
if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


How are yer ninja skills and sammich making skills?
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 09:00 PM
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Can you also make babies?
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It don't mean anybody no good if she just eats them
damned
 Quoting: Shawski


For help around the farm, not for eating.
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06/28/2020 09:02 PM
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The art of animalistic survival is me first and everyone else last. No one wants you unless they have developed feelings for you. You're not a puppy dog. Put your trust in Jesus and he will put you where you belong.
ttown  (OP)

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Re: I HAVE SKILLS
if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


How are yer ninja skills and sammich making skills?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79079929


hey there
if you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about outrunning the bear, just worry about out-running your friend.
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 09:06 PM
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:dumpsterfire:



Called it.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Dumpster fire about nails it. I would have gone with tire fire because I like the smoke.
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06/28/2020 09:17 PM

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How many illegitimate mouths to feed come with this deal?

Last Edited by ^TrInItY^ on 06/28/2020 09:18 PM
Few will listen,
Of the few who listen, fewer still will understand,
Understanding does not mean believe,
Of the handful who believe, most may not know what to do,
Those who even know, how many will actually do ?
And the rare ones who have done it.......
Need not listen to you anymore.
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 09:19 PM
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How many illegitimate mouths to feed come with this deal?
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


2 brown and 1 browner.
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 09:44 PM
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Maybe get a pet.

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Georgia_dawg

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06/28/2020 10:13 PM
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There's an old saying my mammy used to tell me;

You can't be a good cook if you can't smell your cooking.
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 10:27 PM
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I have wants desires and plans...I'm lacking in the skills department.

I could use a person like you...I promise to use you well.
So those wants desires and plans get fulfilled.
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 10:31 PM
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I have wants desires and plans...I'm lacking in the skills department.

I could use a person like you...I promise to use you well.
So those wants desires and plans get fulfilled.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10724289


Op, choose this dude ^^
Malu nli

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06/28/2020 10:34 PM
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Can you ride horses, drink whiskey, and shoot straight??
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06/28/2020 10:36 PM
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If you can't make apple pie from scratch without reading a recipe no deal, no fucking way I am going to camp with a bitch that can't make me an apple pie!

hmm
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 10:37 PM
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Would you be willing to watch re-runs of the A-Team on vhs every sunday?
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2020 10:42 PM
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How many illegitimate mouths to feed come with this deal?
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


rofl5





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