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I HAVE SKILLS

 
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How many illegitimate mouths to feed come with this deal?
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2 brown and 1 browner.
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Internet winner of the day.
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06/28/2020 10:46 PM

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well ttown, I for one commend you on the discovery of cooking
why not marry d50 and he can review it


and mbs

really?
tonsil juggling is an art
rewind
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06/28/2020 10:50 PM

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Can you ride horses, drink whiskey, and shoot straight??
 Quoting: Malu nli


hellz yeah
rewind
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06/28/2020 10:51 PM

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If you can't make apple pie from scratch without reading a recipe no deal, no fucking way I am going to camp with a bitch that can't make me an apple pie!

hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78375944


:)
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06/28/2020 11:13 PM

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Thread: I like big butts
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06/28/2020 11:30 PM

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if anyone needs another person in their bug out camp

during this time i have learned to make by scratch homemade chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies

meatloaf
goulash
and some other items
so I CAN BE a much needed person

let me know
 Quoting: ttown


waitwhat

You just NOW learned how to cook???

another do
 Quoting: Possum_Zero


better late than never
:pixie:

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oh look my stalker is back <piss off>
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06/28/2020 11:31 PM

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 Quoting: ChefElvis

ohyeah
bigbutts
:pixie:

General Failure Reading Drive A:
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oh look my stalker is back <piss off>
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06/28/2020 11:45 PM
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What the fuck is this?

A reptile buffet in the making?

Hopefully Tomi will agree to work for me laundering all of your Stone money after I get it back.
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*stolen

1dunno1 works either way, parasites.
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06/28/2020 11:56 PM
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I got skills...they're multiplyin' banana2
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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06/29/2020 12:01 AM

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serial killer looking for the next target. has a thing for noses
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06/29/2020 12:04 AM
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I got skills...they're multiplyin' banana2
 Quoting: Mental Case


Have you improved your croquet game?
catfilenails
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I got skills...they're multiplyin' banana2
 Quoting: Mental Case


Have you improved your croquet game?
catfilenails
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Nope...but I have a wicked googely!
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Can you ride horses, drink whiskey, and shoot straight??
 Quoting: Malu nli


hellz yeah
 Quoting: rewind


bareback...lol
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And this is still on page one...SMH...
Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.
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06/29/2020 12:42 AM
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I'd love to share my preps i accumulated with you
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06/29/2020 12:48 AM
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This thread just makes me feel sad.
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06/29/2020 12:51 AM
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I keep ducking into this thread for the same reason I might drink too much or cook up a 4 cheeseburger.

Back to reality - is ttown back or did that cat lady ever exist?
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06/29/2020 12:53 AM
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Why don't you have a nose?


No nose-less chicks in my bunker, even with cookies.
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06/29/2020 01:06 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78054348


thats what happens when you try to flush the christmas tree down the toilet
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06/29/2020 01:10 AM
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I have wants desires and plans...I'm lacking in the skills department.

I could use a person like you...I promise to use you well.
So those wants desires and plans get fulfilled.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10724289


Op, choose this dude ^^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78079974


They're right, you know.^^^

I also lied a little...I can perform a flawless Dirty Sanchez.

Call me..
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06/29/2020 01:22 AM
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There's an old saying my mammy used to tell me;

You can't be a good cook if you can't smell your cooking.
 Quoting: Georgia_dawg


chuckle
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06/29/2020 01:23 AM
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How many illegitimate mouths to feed come with this deal?
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


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06/29/2020 01:34 AM
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Can you ride horses, drink whiskey, and shoot straight??
 Quoting: Malu nli


All at the same time!

(I DO love a good Meat Loaf.)
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I have wants desires and plans...I'm lacking in the skills department.

I could use a person like you...I promise to use you well.
So those wants desires and plans get fulfilled.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10724289


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