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Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!

 
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06/28/2020 10:32 PM
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Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
For the past 36 Hrs. I have not been able to taste or smell
anything! I did my research. There is an 80% chance that it is Covid! However, it is probably one of the lessor Covid.
The ER room was empty. Intake knew that it was serious. I went right in and they took vitals. Only said that they would test me. They knew that I was transient and still said to contact in 24 hrs. Would not admit me. Said that that was for their 'sick' patients! WTF?! There is at least an 80% chance that I "am" one of their sick patients! They want this thing spreading. I went in all emotional and they
just could not give a fuck. I left in worse shape than when I went in. And they told me to self-quarantine. Holy fuck!!
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06/28/2020 10:35 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Yea that sucks balls for sure. So has it been 24 hours yet? Will they admit you if you are positive?
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06/28/2020 10:37 PM

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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
You just said that you have no other symptoms, so no, you are not sick enough to stay in hospital
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06/28/2020 10:40 PM

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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Doctors are not concerned because its bullshit
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06/28/2020 10:40 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Well if you're ok enough to whine and whine and whine and then come to GLP to whine some more, you ain't that 'sick' as you like to say.

Ballsack still attached.
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06/28/2020 10:42 PM

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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
You just said that you have no other symptoms, so no, you are not sick enough to stay in hospital
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


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06/28/2020 10:45 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Well if you're ok enough to whine and whine and whine and then come to GLP to whine some more, you ain't that 'sick' as you like to say.

Ballsack still attached.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22373790


"Commander commander please come in ,I have to report that my huge mexican nutsack is still attached as well. 10-4 "
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
For the past 36 Hrs. I have not been able to taste or smell
anything! I did my research. There is an 80% chance that it is Covid! However, it is probably one of the lessor Covid.
The ER room was empty. Intake knew that it was serious. I went right in and they took vitals. Only said that they would test me. They knew that I was transient and still said to contact in 24 hrs. Would not admit me. Said that that was for their 'sick' patients! WTF?! There is at least an 80% chance that I "am" one of their sick patients! They want this thing spreading. I went in all emotional and they
just could not give a fuck. I left in worse shape than when I went in. And they told me to self-quarantine. Holy fuck!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68435491


That was supposed to scare me?

Go home and wear your face diaper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79066638


Lmao
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/28/2020 10:46 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Yea that sucks balls for sure. So has it been 24 hours yet? Will they admit you if you are positive?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78664514


No, just got out. Monday at 4 pm or sooner. They gave me an 877 number to call. Will they admit me is the mystery fuckin question. So, I'll just pass it on the outside of a hospital until then..I guess. Staff was apathetic. Intake was concerned. Amazing how they are "banking" on an 80% chance against them.
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06/28/2020 10:49 PM
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Would you like to be admitted and have a tube shoved down your throat? If you do I'm sure they'll fucking do it. Be careful what you wish for.
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06/28/2020 10:50 PM

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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Would you like to be admitted and have a tube shoved down your throat? If you do I'm sure they'll fucking do it. Be careful what you wish for.
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Be safe and remain alive at home if possible.
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Find a Biden Rally, hurry.


LOL
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06/28/2020 10:52 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
You just said that you have no other symptoms, so no, you are not sick enough to stay in hospital
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


:this1:
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Not sick enough to be admitted 'for observation' for one fucking night until the results come in!? To protect the public?! When there is an 80% chance!
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06/28/2020 10:54 PM
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Would you like to be admitted and have a tube shoved down your throat? If you do I'm sure they'll fucking do it. Be careful what you wish for.
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Be safe and remain alive at home if possible.
 Quoting: La Listener


That's just it...I am 'transient'. "Read between the lines", I said to them. I told them that I would sign up for Obamacare even though I hate Obamacare. Just to try to pay some sort of fair share!
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06/28/2020 10:55 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
For the past 36 Hrs. I have not been able to taste or smell
anything! I did my research. There is an 80% chance that it is Covid! However, it is probably one of the lessor Covid.
The ER room was empty. Intake knew that it was serious. I went right in and they took vitals. Only said that they would test me. They knew that I was transient and still said to contact in 24 hrs. Would not admit me. Said that that was for their 'sick' patients! WTF?! There is at least an 80% chance that I "am" one of their sick patients! They want this thing spreading. I went in all emotional and they
just could not give a fuck. I left in worse shape than when I went in. And they told me to self-quarantine. Holy fuck!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68435491


So this is news to you? This is what they’ve been doing to everyone until/if you become critical.

Were you one of the believers that Covid is a nothing burger?
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Would you like to be admitted and have a tube shoved down your throat? If you do I'm sure they'll fucking do it. Be careful what you wish for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78886032


That is a whole different story. I would not accept that nor should almost anyone.
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06/28/2020 10:58 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
For the past 36 Hrs. I have not been able to taste or smell
anything! I did my research. There is an 80% chance that it is Covid! However, it is probably one of the lessor Covid.
The ER room was empty. Intake knew that it was serious. I went right in and they took vitals. Only said that they would test me. They knew that I was transient and still said to contact in 24 hrs. Would not admit me. Said that that was for their 'sick' patients! WTF?! There is at least an 80% chance that I "am" one of their sick patients! They want this thing spreading. I went in all emotional and they
just could not give a fuck. I left in worse shape than when I went in. And they told me to self-quarantine. Holy fuck!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68435491


So this is news to you? This is what they’ve been doing to everyone until/if you become critical.

Were you one of the believers that Covid is a nothing burger?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77559292


I used to think it was real then switched to a kinda-nothing burger. Now that I cant taste or smell..I'm kinda in the middle..of a nothing burger of 'treatment'.
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06/28/2020 10:59 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Doctors are not concerned because its bullshit
 Quoting: Pukeko


Yeah, I got a hint when the only Dr. who came in had no gloves on and then poorly washed his hands on the way out.
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06/28/2020 11:00 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Well if you're ok enough to whine and whine and whine and then come to GLP to whine some more, you ain't that 'sick' as you like to say.

Ballsack still attached.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22373790


Yeah, I should 'really hold onto' the one out of five chance that I'm just fine.
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06/28/2020 11:04 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
You just said that you have no other symptoms, so no, you are not sick enough to stay in hospital
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


:this1:
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Not sick enough to be admitted 'for observation' for one fucking night until the results come in!? To protect the public?! When there is an 80% chance!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68435491


You really expect to be admitted to hospital just cos you can’t smell or taste?

Harden the fuck up bitch..
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


I guess I was really focusing on the 80% probability that I am a fucking emergency! Or that I would/will be a fucking emergency by Noon or just after on Monday. Tick tock!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/28/2020 11:16 PM
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I'm beginning to think that there may be some medical malpractice here.
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06/28/2020 11:19 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
They were just dodging the bill that you would not be able to pay, as a transient.
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06/28/2020 11:22 PM
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Don't worry, apparently what's happening is those centers of your brain are being eaten away or decaying???? Have seen other news sources talking about people walking away from this quasi-lobotomized (if memory serves this was most coming from Chinese sources).

Hence...I'm leaning on this entire post being a weak troll.

Who knows.

It's not just the internutz, but you're on GLP....

Derp...
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06/28/2020 11:23 PM
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You weren’t sick enough. Better to stay home and take care of yourself. 99.9% get better. And after all these months most of us have been exposed. So going out into the public not feeling well doesn’t matter much anymore.
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06/28/2020 11:26 PM
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Did you know over a million people died last week from causes other than Covid-19 ? Quit being a baby and man the fuck up.
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06/28/2020 11:38 PM
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They were just dodging the bill that you would not be able to pay, as a transient.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78850719


There is a tax deduction angle on lost payments and there should be 'some other funds'. What's strange is they did not jump on the Obamacare offer.
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Don't worry, apparently what's happening is those centers of your brain are being eaten away or decaying???? Have seen other news sources talking about people walking away from this quasi-lobotomized (if memory serves this was most coming from Chinese sources).

Hence...I'm leaning on this entire post being a weak troll.

Who knows.

It's not just the internutz, but you're on GLP....

Derp...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77961693


Yeah, there really is no conspiracy anymore. But, I figured they'd still want to rack up some more 'accounts receivable' funds on the balance sheet. Plus, a 'write off' on the back end.
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06/28/2020 11:41 PM

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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Hospitals are not quarantine centers.

They treat the very ill.

The rest of the only somewhat ill stay home and speak to whatever normal doctor is still dealing with patients.
Wer war der Thor, wer Weiser, wer Bettler oder Kaiser? Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich.

Silencing yourself and living in the dark just means you've left yourself exposed to the type of people who wander the dark looking for victims who won't scream.

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06/28/2020 11:43 PM
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You weren’t sick enough. Better to stay home and take care of yourself. 99.9% get better. And after all these months most of us have been exposed. So going out into the public not feeling well doesn’t matter much anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Also yeah, they just told me to quarantine to cover their asses. I was feelin' guilty 'bout going out but, fuck it!
If I pass it, it will prob. be the lessor or weak Covid anyways. I'll prob. help society get 'herd immunity'. I 'was' looking at it the wrong way.
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Re: Covid E . R . story to scare your ballsack off!
Hospitals are not quarantine centers.

They treat the very ill.

The rest of the only somewhat ill stay home and speak to whatever normal doctor is still dealing with patients.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Yeah, it's just that I dont have any other options. Thanks Boney.
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Hospitals are not quarantine centers.

They treat the very ill.

The rest of the only somewhat ill stay home and speak to whatever normal doctor is still dealing with patients.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Yeah, it's just that I dont have any other options. Thanks Boney.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68435491


You expect hospitals to treat patients and solve homelessness?

They're also not shelters.
Wer war der Thor, wer Weiser, wer Bettler oder Kaiser? Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich.

Silencing yourself and living in the dark just means you've left yourself exposed to the type of people who wander the dark looking for victims who won't scream.

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