The typical American woman is fat.

This is the most blatantly obvious and glaring observation about American women. They struggle mightily with their health and appearance. Take a stroll around Anywhere, USA, and you will find that Jabba the Slut, land whales and pigs in wigs are the norm, endangering men's libidos and digestive systems, and wreaking havoc on furniture and the healthcare system.

They are unhealthy and do not take care of themselves. Not only do they not take care of themselves, but they don't give a sh*t what they eat or how much they eat. A gym is like some distant planet to most of them. They are delusional enough to think that looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's cousin is beautiful and perfectly acceptable.

You can't even imagine how many times I've heard statements from women in public and at work like "We don't care what we eat!" and proud declarations such as "I can eat anything I want!" American women haven't the slightest clue, after waddling only a few steps to their vehicles that they can barely get into to make their daily run to Dunkin' Donuts, why they can't get a man or even get men to notice them. They also can't figure out the cause of their labored breathing and persistent cough that keeps them awake at night and annoys the f*ck out of everyone around them. The feminist movement sure had most American women leaving the kitchen for McDonald's and processed foods.

In addition to there being very few skinny women as a result, there are very few American women who admit that they are fat or have a weight problem. Also, for every one American woman who has, or claims to have a thyroid problem or "condition", rest assured that there are hundreds more using that as a cop-out to cover up their bad eating habits and laziness.

With this fat acceptance movement unfortunately gaining steam and barring a general shift in American women's attitudes towards their health, the obesity epidemic among women in America is only getting worse and is further diminishing the already mediocre dating landscape.