I read the opening post in this thread and I laughed so hard.

Things get more ludicrous, preposterous by the minute and yet, I believe this is possible.

"Anyone who tests positive: everyone they have come in contact with is a "probable case".

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always good to start the day with a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

I am packing my stuff and getting ready to FLEE.

Life gets more absurd and intolerable every day.