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How were you conceived?

 
Mistress C

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06/30/2020 08:44 PM

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How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
Mistress C  (OP)

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06/30/2020 08:46 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
 Quoting: Mistress C


I was conceived in your mom's mouth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77758408


Doesn't work like that. Try again.
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06/30/2020 08:47 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
 Quoting: Mistress C


I was conceived in your mom's mouth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77758408


Doesn't work like that. Try again.
 Quoting: Mistress C


Have you never met an African cichlid?
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2020 08:49 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
From what I understand, my dad stuck his DICK in my mom's PUSSY! Gross!
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06/30/2020 08:51 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
From what I understand, my dad stuck his DICK in my mom's PUSSY! Gross!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79067684


Were they in love?
Did dad want a baby?
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2020 08:59 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
I Don't want to think about That. EWWWWangryface
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Re: How were you conceived?
I Don't want to think about That. EWWWWangryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78054348


Why?

Conception is a beautiful thing. And you were made!
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06/30/2020 09:02 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was an accident. My brother was planned. I am a nursing student with a 4.0, and to make ends meet I do clerical work in a dental office. My brother runs an illegal pot farm and has a gambling problem. He'll always be the favorite.
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06/30/2020 09:03 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents went to school together. My mom stomped on my dad's foot to get his attention on the school bus one day. They've been inseparable ever since. Still together to this day. I was planned.
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Mistress C  (OP)

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Re: How were you conceived?
I was an accident. My brother was planned. I am a nursing student with a 4.0, and to make ends meet I do clerical work in a dental office. My brother runs an illegal pot farm and has a gambling problem. He'll always be the favorite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76080995


Thanks for sharing.

Do you think that you had to try harder since he was wanted more?
Mistress C  (OP)

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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents went to school together. My mom stomped on my dad's foot to get his attention on the school bus one day. They've been inseparable ever since. Still together to this day. I was planned.
 Quoting: EllenRipley


Awww.
I married a boy from around the corner, we went to elementary school together and then he went off to Catholic School. We met back up in high school.
My daughter was planned.
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2020 09:16 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
someone hypnotized my birth mother into seducing my false father into a situation where she could get pregnant again w.o his permission

in reality this situation was concocted because the house i would be born into was in a location nearest to a municipality the next hunger games would be played in to select a male from a pool of other hopefuls

i am clone implanted into an artificial family and my entire life has been an illusion

my real father is a dutch bee keeper and i dont even know who my real mother is

when my body started to ascend and magic became second nature, i knew the two idiots i was born under were not my real parents.

the details started to sort themselves at that point
Mistress C  (OP)

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06/30/2020 09:19 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
Seems like men can't answer this easy question.

Why???
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06/30/2020 09:39 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the old man's 19th birthday present

gnomesayin

(we) lost mum when I was 3
so he doesn't talk about her
I don't ask

I have one photo of her from when I was 4 months old
that's all I know
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the old man's 19th birthday present

gnomesayin

(we) lost mum when I was 3
so he doesn't talk about her
I don't ask

I have one photo of her from when I was 4 months old
that's all I know
 Quoting: Red John


Awww. Thanks for your story.

What would happen if you asked? You deserve to know.
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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
 Quoting: Mistress C


I was an accident. Oh well...
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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
 Quoting: Mistress C


Well my sister and I are 10 months and 20 days apart.

I think that classifies as an oopsi.. BTW,, ouch, my poor MOM, how was she ready for the process, ouch.
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the old man's 19th birthday present

gnomesayin

(we) lost mum when I was 3
so he doesn't talk about her
I don't ask

I have one photo of her from when I was 4 months old
that's all I know
 Quoting: Red John


RED JOHN, get a shovel and start digging, metaphorically of course.

Seek to discover who your Mother was, there is a story to be sure.

Matthew 7:7

Seek, and you shall find.
Knock, and it shall be open
Ask, and you shall receive.

Your move.
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

#Kids2
embers
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was nearly birthed in a snowbank somewhere in upstate NY. Ambulance got stuck on the way to the hospital.
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06/30/2020 09:53 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
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I'll take "I was born in a crossfire hurricane" for $200.

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06/30/2020 09:55 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the old man's 19th birthday present

gnomesayin

(we) lost mum when I was 3
so he doesn't talk about her
I don't ask

I have one photo of her from when I was 4 months old
that's all I know
 Quoting: Red John


Awww. Thanks for your story.

What would happen if you asked? You deserve to know.
 Quoting: Mistress C


I can't see it going well

he's not one to talk about stuff like that

and I don't have any memories

the earliest things I can remember are from after that
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Ready Room

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06/30/2020 09:56 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
Penis
Vagina
Friction
Orgasm
Conception
Really?
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06/30/2020 10:01 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the fourth son, dad told me me when I was 16 we didn't want me anyway. That was 44 yrs ago. No big deal.
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06/30/2020 10:03 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the old man's 19th birthday present

gnomesayin

(we) lost mum when I was 3
so he doesn't talk about her
I don't ask

I have one photo of her from when I was 4 months old
that's all I know
 Quoting: Red John


Awww. Thanks for your story.

What would happen if you asked? You deserve to know.
 Quoting: Mistress C


I can't see it going well

he's not one to talk about stuff like that

and I don't have any memories

the earliest things I can remember are from after that
 Quoting: Red John


You might be surprised about how cleansing the process is. Some parents spare the kids the truth to protect their emotions. As adults we deserve the truth.
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the fourth son, dad told me me when I was 16 we didn't want me anyway. That was 44 yrs ago. No big deal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73546433


I'm sorry.

What does mom say?
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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
 Quoting: Mistress C


Well my sister and I are 10 months and 20 days apart.

I think that classifies as an oopsi.. BTW,, ouch, my poor MOM, how was she ready for the process, ouch.
 Quoting: Loup Garou


Women's bodies are resilient. Breast feeding shrinks the uterus back into shape. We are made to have babies. And women tolerate pain WAY better than men.
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Re: How were you conceived?
Both folks were into street/drag racing...so I assume I started in a backseat somewhere.
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06/30/2020 10:07 PM

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Re: How were you conceived?
I was nearly birthed in a snowbank somewhere in upstate NY. Ambulance got stuck on the way to the hospital.
 Quoting: embers


Great story for the grandkids!!!

But how were you conceived? What were your parent's plans?
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Re: How were you conceived?
Both folks were into street/drag racing...so I assume I started in a backseat somewhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75679511


How do you feel about that?
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06/30/2020 10:10 PM
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Re: How were you conceived?
My parents met at Macy's in NYC. My mom did window designs. She fell in love with my dad who was stationed at Governors Island. She wanted a baby.

They divorced when I was 5.

Were your parents in love?
Were you an oopsie baby?
Were you planned?
 Quoting: Mistress C



My parents were drunk and fucking in car. My dad was a 19 year old dipshit and my mother a 16 year old whore.

I guess I turned out alright.
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Re: How were you conceived?
I was the fourth son, dad told me me when I was 16 we didn't want me anyway. That was 44 yrs ago. No big deal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73546433



That happened to my Dad. And he was the fourth son as well. Very sorry - that was so hurtful.





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