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Tell me about the weird ways you do things.

 
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I like toasted peanut butter and egg sammiches.
 Quoting: Jenny222


hmm

Do you salt the egg?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No, I like it runny in the middle tho
 Quoting: Jenny222


gasp

You better buy the expensive eggs then!
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I'm not sure since I have nothing to compare it to. I spend most of my time alone and no one talks to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917523


Hey
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I masterbate with my pinky out.
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chuckle

That's "pinky extended" btw, get it right grammar flunky.
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07/02/2020 09:51 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I put fresh green pepper on my BLT's, and corn in my Sloppy Joe's.
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:

Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags

Towels must be stored with folded side facing out

Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)

Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used

Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even

Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now.
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I'm not sure since I have nothing to compare it to. I spend most of my time alone and no one talks to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917523


Do you talk to stuff in your home?
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07/02/2020 09:53 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
:baitthread:

chuckle

I don't have the time to get into my weirdness..
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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07/02/2020 09:55 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I stand at my computer, even on GLP!
 Quoting: BFD


Legs out or right up next to each other?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Kind of in a horse stance, so spaced a bit more than shoulder width without locking the knees.

I stand at my easel the same way, makes it easier for long stretches.
 Quoting: BFD


That makes sense. It is kinda weird though, I like sitting when I concentrate on something.
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07/02/2020 09:59 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
i drink pickle juice when the jar is empty
 Quoting: Grove Street


I think lots of people do this and its pretty good for i believe. Maybe not all of it at once but its probably like an energy probiotic drink in moderate amounts.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right.

I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Do you work backwards from the answer?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.
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07/02/2020 10:03 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
Yep I don't swallow Trumps load like all ya'll, ain't that silly?

hf
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07/02/2020 10:04 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
The brass isn't that much of a problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79098310


Well I would say then that you are talented and that’s not necessarily weird, but just exceptional hf
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


You get used to hot brass in your shirt! Lucky when the shit hits the fan I'll fire right handed!
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I can't come up with anything really weird.
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07/02/2020 10:10 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:

Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags

Towels must be stored with folded side facing out

Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)

Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used

Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even

Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!"
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07/02/2020 10:15 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:

Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags

Towels must be stored with folded side facing out

Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)

Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used

Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even

Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722

Speaking of utensils and eating, the ex would also stab the meat with a fork, put knife through the center tong opening of the fork, and then cut meat to ensure straight lines when sliced. He told me that's how you're suppose to do it. I always use my fork and cut along the back side of it. I don't use the fork as a wedge to hold the knife steady.
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07/02/2020 10:20 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right.

I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Do you work backwards from the answer?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.
 Quoting: SiniXster the Dread


My husband knew I was the one when I leaned over and opened his door for him after he opened mine first to let me in his car. (First date) His education was from the movie Bronx Summer where the dad says "If she don't lean over and open the door for you, DUMP her!"
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07/02/2020 10:25 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right.

I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Do you work backwards from the answer?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.
 Quoting: SiniXster the Dread


My husband knew I was the one when I leaned over and opened his door for him after he opened mine first to let me in his car. (First date) His education was from the movie Bronx Summer where the dad says "If she don't lean over and open the door for you, DUMP her!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


Lol, I love it!! My Lady does the same, I was literally shocked the first time, and very impressed I must say. Don't think she ever saw the movie, just a natural I guess.

Rock on!! rockon
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07/02/2020 10:32 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I review my camera footage from the previous day and load any illegal activities from up to a mile out on memory sticks. Sooner or later when a neighbor screws with me I give them to the agency that will hammer them the hardest . if they leave me and mine alone I overlook their bad habits .
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07/02/2020 10:38 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I stand at my computer, even on GLP!
 Quoting: BFD


Legs out or right up next to each other?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Kind of in a horse stance, so spaced a bit more than shoulder width without locking the knees.

I stand at my easel the same way, makes it easier for long stretches.
 Quoting: BFD


That makes sense. It is kinda weird though, I like sitting when I concentrate on something.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


It takes getting used to... I have a stool I use for breaks that keeps my eyes at the same level as if I were standing so I can switch.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I use my daughters old training potty to put my feet on when I take a dump. It helps me really blast out some feces.

Been doing it for a while. She's 9.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I am systematic. Once I learn the perfect way for myself to do something I do it that way everytime. I'm also a total perfectionist with most things so I will try to make it right until I have to give up from exhaustion.
Louis in Richmond
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<Louis slowly backs out of the thread realizing he is as normal as the grass is green and as rain falls from the sky.>
Hello, we're back and taking calls...

...now what was the question?
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
When I poop I always pre fold exactly 3 times and make 3 folded bunches and lay them on my thigh ready to go.
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07/02/2020 10:46 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I'm not sure since I have nothing to compare it to. I spend most of my time alone and no one talks to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77917523


You are not alone in being alone LOL hugs
But it is so much more peaceful and happy this way right? People are mean, dishonest, irritating, tempermental, prone to fits of rage, violent, whining, thieves, malicious gossips and back stabbers. I could not take it anymore. Isolation was my solution, I am lucky to be able to isolate in the mountains, the woods, growing and gathering my own food with wild life friends.

That is my strange way of doing things, living.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
Weird way I handle stress.

I throw stuff away. It’s taken me years to realize that I do it, why I do it and under what stress I do it. It’s not like a hard day at work makes me want to throw stuff away, it’s more personal.

With a desire to be seen but not judged, and a need to feel invisible, throwing shit away has become a coping skill to fend off negative feelings.

God damnit, my apartment is empty.
*INTJ*

If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

Who keeps leaving egg related karma?? Why?
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating.

Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it?

Afro
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


i read....books....made of paper.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right.

I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Do you work backwards from the answer?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.
 Quoting: SiniXster the Dread


A refined pirate, that is strange!
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right.

I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Do you work backwards from the answer?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.
 Quoting: SiniXster the Dread


A refined pirate, that is strange!
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The black sheep of good stock.
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I cannot jkl; while typing, my hands are all over the place like a banshee, still fast.
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I can't come up with anything really weird.
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That’s fine, you’re just mr. perfect! H0ney





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