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Tell me about the weird ways you do things.

 
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:

Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags

Towels must be stored with folded side facing out

Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)

Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used

Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even

Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.
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Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!"
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Yea i really prefer stuff to be clean and attractively arranged, I just don’t want to have to make it that way.
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Shuffle cards all backward can't help it
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Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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07/02/2020 11:01 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:

Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags

Towels must be stored with folded side facing out

Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)

Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used

Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even

Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722

Speaking of utensils and eating, the ex would also stab the meat with a fork, put knife through the center tong opening of the fork, and then cut meat to ensure straight lines when sliced. He told me that's how you're suppose to do it. I always use my fork and cut along the back side of it. I don't use the fork as a wedge to hold the knife steady.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


Holy moly I can’t imagine the awful sounds he must have made while doing that!
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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I hold my fork in my left hand, knife in my right.

I have a weird way of solving math problems. My daughter (she's a math major) is perplexed at the ass-backwards way I solve math problems. She tries to show me shorter methods but I find it confusing - I like my way better.
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Do you work backwards from the answer?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The fork and knife gig is actually proper etiquette, good for you.

I've denied many a second date over eating etiquette, it says a lot about a person and how they approach life. Yes, even Pirates can be well-rounded and refined.
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My husband knew I was the one when I leaned over and opened his door for him after he opened mine first to let me in his car. (First date) His education was from the movie Bronx Summer where the dad says "If she don't lean over and open the door for you, DUMP her!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722


I have never seen or heard of such a thing, why would anyone do that?
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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I review my camera footage from the previous day and load any illegal activities from up to a mile out on memory sticks. Sooner or later when a neighbor screws with me I give them to the agency that will hammer them the hardest . if they leave me and mine alone I overlook their bad habits .
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That sounds like passive aggressive karenism!
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07/02/2020 11:09 AM
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I chug my first 5 cups of coffee over ice in the morning, then drink my next 5 from my thermos at work.
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Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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I use my daughters old training potty to put my feet on when I take a dump. It helps me really blast out some feces.

Been doing it for a while. She's 9.
 Quoting: JimmyBones


Have you ever stood on the toilet and squatted over it like a muslim?
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07/02/2020 11:14 AM
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I use my daughters old training potty to put my feet on when I take a dump. It helps me really blast out some feces.

Been doing it for a while. She's 9.
 Quoting: JimmyBones


Have you ever stood on the toilet and squatted over it like a muslim?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Sometimes I'll sit on it backwards so I have a place to rest my head...
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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07/02/2020 11:15 AM
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I am systematic. Once I learn the perfect way for myself to do something I do it that way everytime. I'm also a total perfectionist with most things so I will try to make it right until I have to give up from exhaustion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78445846


You sound like my boyfriend! Weird!
Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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07/02/2020 11:16 AM
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<Louis slowly backs out of the thread realizing he is as normal as the grass is green and as rain falls from the sky.>
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Le sigh

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Miss Bunny Swan  (OP)

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When I poop I always pre fold exactly 3 times and make 3 folded bunches and lay them on my thigh ready to go.
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Huh. Do you also lay some down on the surface of the toilet water as a splash guard?
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07/02/2020 11:22 AM

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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating.

Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it?

Afro
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


The most weird thing I do is actually (and I am not proud of it) is actually read this stuff. And then reply.
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07/02/2020 11:26 AM
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When I Q-tip my ears after a shower, I turn my shoulders parallel to the bathroom door that is 6 feet away because 35 years ago I shared a tiny apartment with a tiny bathroom and had an irrational fear of said roommate opening the lockless door into my elbow and jamming the Q-tip in my ear.

Still do it to this day.
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I pick up the whole basket of silverware out of the dishwasher...walk to the drawer & put all the silverware in the drawer at once.

I rinse my toothbrush like a full minute longer than I need to. I rinse it before I brush as well.
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07/02/2020 11:29 AM
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I like to sing when I'm alone.

I once was singing scarbourrough fair & kitty stopped dead in her tracks...looked at me with eyes the size of dinner plates...I think she recognized the song.
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m & m's must be eaten in order by color. Once that color is gone I move onto the next color.
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07/02/2020 11:31 AM

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I eat boiled shrimp shell, tail, and all. It repulses almost everyone.
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I love shrimp tails and shells!
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I too have done this
 Quoting: Shawski


We were at a seafood restaurant and my daughter was probably three. I wasn't paying attention and when I looked at her plate I noticed there were no shrimp tails. I asked her where they were and she said she ate them.
I told her you aren't supposed to eat them.

But I see that's a thing!!! LMAO!
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07/02/2020 11:36 AM

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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating.

Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it?

Afro
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


It is actually how you are supposed to. Your fork holds the fork and your dominant hand (arm) does the work.

People actually think I am weird because this is how I eat.

I trained myself to eat like that years ago because I found eating with my left hand (non-dominant) I ate slower and less food because I had to think about what I was doing.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I dip pizza in ranch dressing or mayonnaise.
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07/02/2020 11:42 AM
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I eat french toast with savory spices, salt and pepper, shredded parmesan cheese and use a good french bread.
No sweet syrupy stuff. Yummy
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07/02/2020 11:47 AM
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I eat boiled shrimp shell, tail, and all. It repulses almost everyone.
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If they are fried properly I do too. Coon-ass here sha
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07/02/2020 11:51 AM
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I eat strawberries whole. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Shawski


You eat the green part??? Weirdo
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan
Yea. I like my scrambled eggs burnt as well.

I am noseblind for the most part. I can pin point the smell of weed tho.
 Quoting: Shawski


LOL not trying to be rude here but we all can.....*grins
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I dip pizza in ranch dressing or mayonnaise.
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


I sometimes do that with bleu cheese dressing or sour cream.
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07/02/2020 11:53 AM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
For example I hold my knife and fork totally retarded and backwards when eating.

Is there something you do that’s funny or silly to other people, or not like how everyone else does it?

Afro
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I chew off my mustache and I think it ends up being eaten .
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I poop in my hand and gently place it in the toilet, so as not to make a splash.
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07/02/2020 12:37 PM
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i drink pickle juice when the jar is empty
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It is THE BEST THING for muscle cramps. Works INSTANTLY.
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Cool. Did not know that.
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07/02/2020 12:38 PM
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
i eat with my thumb up.
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thats how i jerk it
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Sometimes I use a funnel so I can stand up to pee. Empties the bladder fully and comes in handy when you're outdoors so you don't have to crouch on the ground. They make disposable paper ones.
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i eat with my thumb up.
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I tried that a couple of times but her legs kept getting in the way.
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Re: Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
I tie my shoes wrong - I tie two loops together and could never get the other way.

I hold my pencil weird, with two fingers on top.

I excelled in school - mom blames the fact that I taught myself how to do those things and was just stubborn when she tried to correct them.

I can't eat a tuna salad sandwich without drinking chocolate milk and vice versa. Also a childhood crutch.





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