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Tell me about the weird ways you do things.
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Miss Bunny Swan |
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Here's what I had to do to please my Virgo perfectionist OCD husband whom I just divorced after 30 years:
Vacuum in straight lines only - no zigzags
Towels must be stored with folded side facing out
Light switches must be in down position when off. Can't have them opposite: up position, but light is off if two switches (upstairs + downstairs switches both work for hallway light)
Check iron when leaving house even if hasn't been used
Mow front and back lawns same time (vs next day or so) so grass height is even
Mow with wheel marks in same line when going back and forth.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722 Oh good lord that sounds like a living hell! How did you last 30 years? Hopefully you don’t smash shit and spill and smear crap everywhere just to get a thrill now. Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan No, it's still embedded. I still fold the towels that way. Linen closet always looked like a Macy's display. When I told my dad I was going to leave him (I'm Catholic and taught it was a sin) he said "I'm surprised you lasted this long!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722 Speaking of utensils and eating, the ex would also stab the meat with a fork, put knife through the center tong opening of the fork, and then cut meat to ensure straight lines when sliced. He told me that's how you're suppose to do it. I always use my fork and cut along the back side of it. I don't use the fork as a wedge to hold the knife steady. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1913722 Holy moly I can’t imagine the awful sounds he must have made while doing that!
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