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Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.

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One man who refused to appear on camera said he was delighted as he been sniffing his sister’s panties for years, so had no reason to buy any new ones.
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Good maybe they're be a shortage like toilet paper...
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
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Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next."

Looks like I was right.

The Masses ARE RETARDED
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Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk.
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask.
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Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next."

Looks like I was right.

The Masses ARE RETARDED
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lmao

Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222

You mean manties?
[link to manties.net]

The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat.
And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear.
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan

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Try wearing one in a bank
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties?
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next."

Looks like I was right.

The Masses ARE RETARDED
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79102348


lmao

Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222

You mean manties?
[link to manties.net]

The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat.
And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear.
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Maybe get a pair with a nice tight elasticated hole which is basically closed. Then on each swig, rub a bit of lube around the rim of the bottle then ease it into the elasticated hole and drink away.
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25086901


Butthole.
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
Just bury your face between a hot pair of thighs.
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
Flavoured or unflavoured?
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.

A spokesman said:

‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’

Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25086901


Butthole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25086901


You might be wearing yours back to front dude:

[link to www.urbandictionary.com (secure)]

part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
They are mocking us now...seeing just how far our stupidity can be pushed...you know the elites are all laughing hysterically,
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Re: Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next."

Looks like I was right.

The Masses ARE RETARDED
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79102348


lmao

Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78654222

You mean manties?
[link to manties.net]

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So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat.
And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear.
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Maybe get a pair with a nice tight elasticated hole which is basically closed. Then on each swig, rub a bit of lube around the rim of the bottle then ease it into the elasticated hole and drink away.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


OMG I know if I look on twitter or google images I will find such pics.





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