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Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
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Sir France's Beercan |
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The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.
A spokesman said:
‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’
Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.
Quoting: Sir France's Beercan Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25086901 Butthole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25086901 You might be wearing yours back to front dude: [ link to www.urbandictionary.com (secure)] part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy
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