So the cliffnote version.

Dude orders pizza, hops in shower, soaping down that hot cock. Super hot chick with pizza rings the bell. Dude isn't ready, so she comes in(they never do that) and plays with all his super rad video games. Smallchat ensues, but he's unaware of his thick semi hanging out of his pants. She's enamored by his awesome cock, awkwardness ensues and she leaves rapidly while being sure to reiterate that he's "hot stuff".

LOL, It's like a 12 year old writing fiction for a 90's gamer mag....