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Has the Rapture begun??!!

 
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I was driving around today and I saw an Arby's drink cup in the middle of the road, no one was even near it! It is illegal to litter here so it can't be that, the only other thing I can think of is someone was crossing the street with their Arby's drink cup when they were suddenly Raptured, just like Tim LaHay? said. Truly amazing!

Be on the lookout, you might get a free drink if your quick!
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10/02/2007 01:15 PM
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Nah, a messican probably left it there. They like to litter and don't care about our laws. Filthy people!
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Praise The Holy Of Holy:1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:--The dead in Christ arose after Crucifiction ::Eze 37:13 And ye shall know that am the LORD, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up, out of your graves,:Luk 20:37 Now that the dead are raised, even Moses shewed at the bush, when he calleth the Lord the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.:::Mat 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
Mat 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. :::
AND THE RAPTURE HAS TAKEN PLACE EVERYDAY SINCE!
2Co 5:8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent the body, and to be present with the Lord.Praise the Holy of Holy:amen
As we die the soul passes to Christ without going to the grave thus the rapture has taken place every day !Praise The Lamb:Praise The Holy Of Holy :: Those that died before tribulation::Rev 6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. THEN THOSE THAT DIED DURING TRIBULATION!!Rev 7:14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. Praise The Lamb:Amen
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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10/02/2007 01:25 PM
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Has the Rapture begun??!!

Sorry to hear you say that. It's already over. I'm sitting in my comfy chair high up on the clouds just plucking on my computer to all you earthlings.

But don't fret. There are two raptures...

RAPTURE: THE SEQUEL
Will be live on Channel 2 and 7 tonight at 11 MST.
Be there;
Or be square!

tantrum
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10/02/2007 01:27 PM
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I thought there were only to be 144,000 taken so your chances of seeing someone or knowing someone taken is pretty slim.
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Praise The Holy Of Holy :: Rev 8:7 Rev 9:15 And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. Armageddon would be a rapture for many !! Just remember God is acting in our best interest even if we cannot understand what is happening !! Praise him who gives peace beyond understanding !! Amen
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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I thought there were only to be 144,000 taken so your chances of seeing someone or knowing someone taken is pretty slim.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281962

Praise The Holy Of Holy :: Thats the tribes of Israel , the number saved ::Rev 7:9 After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; Praise The Lamb: Amen PS there is a misguided few out there who preach their top leaders are the 144,000 and the rest of the group stays here where the bible says's it will be destroyed by fervent heat ! But thats a group founded by 33 decree Mason, who was booted out of the presbyterian church for divorcing his wife !
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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I was driving around today and I saw an Arby's drink cup in the middle of the road, no one was even near it! It is illegal to litter here so it can't be that, the only other thing I can think of is someone was crossing the street with their Arby's drink cup when they were suddenly Raptured, just like Tim LaHay? said. Truly amazing!

Be on the lookout, you might get a free drink if your quick!
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Fuck That I am waiting for A Porsche!



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10/02/2007 01:50 PM
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Re: Has the Rapture begun??!!
I hope so. I want all the stuff "left behind."
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I was driving around today and I saw an Arby's drink cup in the middle of the road, no one was even near it! It is illegal to litter here so it can't be that, the only other thing I can think of is someone was crossing the street with their Arby's drink cup when they were suddenly Raptured, just like Tim LaHay? said. Truly amazing!

Be on the lookout, you might get a free drink if your quick!

Fuck That I am waiting for A Porsche!



scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 303931


You might get really lucky and get a Porsche with a still cold beverage in the cup-holder!
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10/02/2007 01:52 PM
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OP; It's good that you're conscious of impending events,
but no, the Rapture has not taken place yet.

I believe it will be very soon, though. When it DOES happen,
everybody will know it. There will be utter chaos.

Falling planes; spectacular car wrecks; fires with
no fireman to put them out; explosions-you name it.
Teacher will disappear from classrooms (and not a few
students); People will suddenly not be there at your jobsite.
Maybe even vanishing in mid-sentence.

There will be considerably more than 144,000 "saved".
Read Revelation 7:9.

The 144,000 figure refers to Revelation 7:3-8 when
God recruits Messianic Jews from every tribe of Israel
to be His representatives on Earth during the Tribulation.

W
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Re: Has the Rapture begun??!!
OP; It's good that you're conscious of impending events,
but no, the Rapture has not taken place yet.

I believe it will be very soon, though. When it DOES happen,
everybody will know it. There will be utter chaos.

Falling planes; spectacular car wrecks; fires with
no fireman to put them out; explosions-you name it.
Teacher will disappear from classrooms (and not a few
students); People will suddenly not be there at your jobsite.
Maybe even vanishing in mid-sentence.

There will be considerably more than 144,000 "saved".
Read Revelation 7:9.

The 144,000 figure refers to Revelation 7:3-8 when
God recruits Messianic Jews from every tribe of Israel
to be His representatives on Earth during the Tribulation.

W
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16156

Praise The Holy Of Holy :: The term Rapture is not in the bible !!! But this is ::1Co 15:50 Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. ::: Meaning their earthly vessel of flesh and blood will remain here !! As for the numbers 144,000 of the tribes and :: Rev 7:9 After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; ::Praise The Lamb:: Amen
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Re: Has the Rapture begun??!!
I was driving around today and I saw an Arby's drink cup in the middle of the road, no one was even near it! It is illegal to litter here so it can't be that, the only other thing I can think of is someone was crossing the street with their Arby's drink cup when they were suddenly Raptured, just like Tim LaHay? said. Truly amazing!

Be on the lookout, you might get a free drink if your quick!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 306650


What an idiot!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/02/2007 05:14 PM
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I was driving around today and I saw an Arby's drink cup in the middle of the road, no one was even near it! It is illegal to litter here so it can't be that, the only other thing I can think of is someone was crossing the street with their Arby's drink cup when they were suddenly Raptured, just like Tim LaHay? said. Truly amazing!

Be on the lookout, you might get a free drink if your quick!


What an idiot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 298158


That is a hurtful thing to say. Are you a Christian?
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2007 05:16 PM
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no - both my idiot christian friends are still here...





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