why doesn't the federal government bail everybody out using cryptocurrencies instead of $?

Crypto currencies were sanctioned under Obama to enable child traffickers.

They’re going to bail us out with gold comrade. They’re just waiting for the right time. Should be any day now.

Bitcoin can’t just be generated out of nothing. It’s cryptographically protected in a way that is impossible for current computers to defeat.

It takes a massive amount of computing power to mine bitcoin efficiently. The government has little interest in making massive bitcoin farms, spending a shit ton on electricity bills, and then giving it all to you.

Making fiat currency, on the other hand, is as easy as pressing a button with the proper credentials.

Bitcoin is like gold, it is scarce and requires significant resources to ‘mine’.

Not Money, never will be. Only Gold and Silver are money.

It's been 10 years and still not used by anyone.