How many two-week shutdowns are there in a year?

There can be like 26

If you ever worked before and got paid every two weeks you would know this

Or maybe the correct answer is, "As many as you'll fall for?"

Two week shutdown promises are like kitchen remodeling promises.

:pinit:

Thank you!

I'm enjoying life......no complaints

If that douche gargling Tom Hanks and Kathy Reynolds are involved, 26.

2 more weeks!

Literally cunts are about to die.

I will not join a cult, this is over.

YES! There are just two more weeks and then it will all come to an end because they promised. LOL

Surprised no one has answered "42."

Another correct answer is "Just one more."

Freemason calendar

one- that lasts 18 months.

Spose we will find out in two weeks after the latest curve has had the fuck flattenned out of it in preparation for the two weeks after that when another curve gets all fucked up...which will lead to another two weeks of bashing the fuck out of the next curve to rear its ugly head which will result in another two weeks as the curves send in their allies the variants who will dodge and weave unlike the dead curves and result in another two weeks of lockdown as curves are given up on because variants are now the new boogie man.

Which should take only a couple of weeks to kill off

Its a big curve, eh...