1. I live in the suburbs
2. I have worked hard all my life
3. I have an affinity for logic, facts, and objectivity
4. I'm a white, straight male
5. I help my daughter with her school work and homework
6. I expect my kids to be productive
7. I don't care about another person's race
8. I support my local police and actually like having them around


Now I'm drawing a blank. I'll have to think about it some more and maybe do some Googling. I know there are at least a hundred things that I've been called racist for recently.