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I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA

 
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I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Love all those things but am highly afraid I'll choke on them because I have choked on them. Many times.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Have you ever pulled a piece of hot mozzarella cheese from your throat at the last minute because you were afraid to swallow it because you could potentially choke? But the cheese slips past your tonsils and the more you pull, the longer it gets so you panic, your life flashes before your eyes yet at the last moment, right before you pass out, that last glob magically pops out.


And you ponder so many things.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I choked on a sausage once, ended up liking it and now I'm gay.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I was sucking on a cinnamon disc when it suddenly flew into my windpipe. My entire body contorted as I began to wonder if I could perform the Heimlich maneuver on myself then I remembered, if you can talk, you're not chocking. I expelled air from my lungs (not knowing if I had any left) and the candy projectiled from my mouth across the room.

God was I happy to be alive.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I choked on a sausage once, ended up liking it and now I'm gay.
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Thank goodness
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I wish I was your friend OP
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I choked on a sausage once, ended up liking it and now I'm gay.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I wish I was your friend OP
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Maybe you are.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I wish I was your friend OP
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Maybe you are.
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You probably dont swallow so.....
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07/30/2020 07:15 PM
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Caramel seems evil. Maybe that's why they put it in everything now. Adding "sea salt" was a strange twist. I wasn't expecting it.
Surprised me when I found out how simple caramel is to make.
Its so good the eagerness to swallow is strong however another side of my brain doesn't want it to end. In the end, we get a split decision.
Im that person bent over coughing spasmically aspirating on my own saliva.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
I wish I was your friend OP
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Maybe you are.
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You probably dont swallow so.....
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Can't
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Chew your food more before you swallow. If your older it could be signs of other trouble.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Chew your food more before you swallow. If your older it could be signs of other trouble.
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Wow you're right..

Swallow test
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Chew your food more before you swallow. If your older it could be signs of other trouble.
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Wow you're right..

Swallow test
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Aunt had a stroke ..didn't pass the swallow test

Took 2 weeks for her to pass.
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I choked on a sausage once, ended up liking it and now I'm gay.
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...ain't no borderline psychotic emotional outbursts either.

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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Chew your food more before you swallow. If your older it could be signs of other trouble.
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Thank you Doctor
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
My eyes & nose are watering as I choke on a chocolate Riesen caramel.

What a rush
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Love all those things but am highly afraid I'll choke on them because I have choked on them. Many times.
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Poppy seeds. Powdered suger.
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Re: I'm afraid of choking on mozzarella cheese, caramel and hard candy, AMA
Inform your doctor. I have difficult with caramel, star burst, super beet chews....anything that isn't solid, but stays together. I keep a drink nearby if I eat these things to force it down. If its bad a bite of bread will push it down. There are many causes for this. Some are treatable, some are not.





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