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I'm a monkey. Ask me a question.

 
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I'm a monkey. Ask me a question.
I'm beginning to wonder if nobody takes this seriously.

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Monkey wisdom might solve your greatest challenges. Try me.
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Re: I'm a monkey. Ask me a question.
Why did you throw poo at me when I visited you at the Cleveland Zoo???
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Why did you throw poo at me when I visited you at the Cleveland Zoo???
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That was likely an ape, definitely not a monkey. We're just cuddly, cute, and crafty.
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My favorite part is the fruitcake atop the l.p.
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Do you like bananas?
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Ok, back later.
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Do you like bananas?
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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
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Ok, back later.
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What does a monkey have to do that's so darn important? We NEED answers here. You just ignored the banana question all together...
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Do you like bananas?
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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
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Sorry, thank you for addressing the banana question.
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Do you like bananas?
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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
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Yummy. I like bananas too, but I like the ones with lots of freckles... they are so sweet.

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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Yummy. I like bananas too, but I like the ones with lots of freckles... they are so sweet.

AnaAna
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Do you like bananas?
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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Sorry, thank you for addressing the banana question.
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Do you like bananas?
angel2

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Are you a man?
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Is your name Ryan Reynolds?
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Favorite tv/movie primate?
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Knock knock
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Did your mama teach you when you were a child ?

Are you able to climb and work on trees ?

You know how to make 20 dollar bills ?

Do you how to work on shotguns ?


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Favorite tv/movie primate?
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Curious George, though he's technically an ape.
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Is your name Ryan Reynolds?
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It's SoulWinner
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Knock knock
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What's that noise?!
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Did your mama teach you when you were a child ?

Are you able to climb and work on trees ?

You know how to make 20 dollar bills ?

Do you how to work on shotguns ?



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77896303


Yes
Yes
No
Yes
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I'll save to watch later. Those appear to be apes. Just saying.
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Why dont you go fuck yourself?
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You're banned
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Are you a man?
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You can trust me with your deepest concerns or household repair tips.
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Dreams are fake
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Do you like bananas?
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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Yummy. I like bananas too, but I like the ones with lots of freckles... they are so sweet.

AnaAna
 Quoting: LittleMe

Monkey recipes you might enjoy (seriously, these are easy and good):

A.
Cut banana into big chunks.
Roll in coconut (unsweetened is best, IMO).
Eat.

B.
Or roll the chunks lightly in cocoa powder.
Eat.

C.
Get a wife (sorry, your avatar suggests you're a lady, so this might not work).
Tell wife you've been craving banana bread.
Smell banana bread a few days later, when she has time.
Thank wife.
Eat banana bread.
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