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I'm a monkey. Ask me a question.

 
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I love The Monkees
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Ok, back later.
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What does a monkey have to do that's so darn important? We NEED answers here. You just ignored the banana question all together...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77038665

Apologies.

I was grooming several other monkeys who were delightfully infested with fleas.
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Do you like bananas?
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Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.
hf
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Sorry, thank you for addressing the banana question.
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Certainly. It's a sacred topic.
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I love The Monkees
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We all, 100% of monkeys, love them too.
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racist
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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I'll save to watch later. Those appear to be apes. Just saying.
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Cousins? grinning
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You can trust me with your deepest concerns or household repair tips.
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Dreams are fake
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I only understand questions.
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racist
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Monkeys are color blind.

Actually, they're not. But you get what I mean.
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Sentience is not in question - but do you know the muffin man?
(( Iseous ))
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 Quoting: LittleMe


I'll save to watch later. Those appear to be apes. Just saying.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Cousins? grinning
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They wish, but no.
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07/31/2020 09:18 PM
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Why do you eat fleas off one another? What do the taste like?
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Sentience is not in question - but do you know the muffin man?
 Quoting: Iseous

The one who makes banana-nut muffins on drooly lane?
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Why do you eat fleas off one another? What do the taste like?
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It's a way to socialize and simultaneously snack. They taste a bit like mites but earthier.
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That was a leftist schill monkey trying to perpetuate a degrading stereotype.
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07/31/2020 09:48 PM

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I'll save to watch later. Those appear to be apes. Just saying.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Cousins? grinning
 Quoting: LittleMe

They wish, but no.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Oh, yeah... you guys have a tale and are little.
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What was Peter Tork really like?
What is the proper thrust to weight ratio for a handful of poo?
Do you guys get along with chimps?
Why all the masterbating in public view?
Those baboons, are they like gangsters or something?
Bananas: pros and cons.
Is wearing the little hat and coat like a real job to you guys?
Can one pleasure oneself with a prehensile tail?
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07/31/2020 10:23 PM
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What's it like being married to Barry?
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'Mong-keys'

Keep yourselves in the animal kingdom lol
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I'll save to watch later. Those appear to be apes. Just saying.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Cousins? grinning
 Quoting: LittleMe

They wish, but no.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Oh, yeah... you guys have a tale and are little.
 Quoting: LittleMe

Yes, I have many tales about my tail. hf
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What was Peter Tork really like?
What is the proper thrust to weight ratio for a handful of poo?
Do you guys get along with chimps?
Why all the masterbating in public view?
Those baboons, are they like gangsters or something?
Bananas: pros and cons.
Is wearing the little hat and coat like a real job to you guys?
Can one pleasure oneself with a prehensile tail?
 Quoting: wingnut1234


Peter Tork was groovy.
Apes throw poo, I don't.
We like chimps if they leave our fruit alone.
Ask the apes.
Baboons are destructive.
Bananas are pure joy. Con: They're slippery.
The vest and hat are to lure suckers to give money. It works.
It's pleasurable to grasp branches. It relieves back strain.
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What's it like being married to Barry?
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How hurtful
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'Mong-keys'

Keep yourselves in the animal kingdom lol
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I don't understand
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Do you fling your poop?
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Do you fling your poop?
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Never. Apes do that.

I do fling love.

hf
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Do you fling your poop?
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Hey! I could fit in your avatar pic.
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Cousins? grinning
 Quoting: LittleMe

They wish, but no.
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Oh, yeah... you guys have a tale and are little.
 Quoting: LittleMe

Yes, I have many tales about my tail. hf
 Quoting: SoulWinner


lmao
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Do you fling your poop?
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Hey! I could fit in your avatar pic.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


lol You could. You look kinda cute. Need a lift somewhere?
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Monkey Magic
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Do you fling your poop?
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Hey! I could fit in your avatar pic.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


lol You could. You look kinda cute. Need a lift somewhere?
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl

Yes, thank you! Could you please carry me to the nearest fruit stand?
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I'm beginning to wonder if nobody takes this seriously.

You can trust me with your deepest concerns or household repair tips.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


like porch monkey?





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