I'm a monkey. Ask me a question.

Monkey wisdom might solve your greatest challenges. Try me.

Why did you throw poo at me when I visited you at the Cleveland Zoo???

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That was likely an ape, definitely not a monkey. We're just cuddly, cute, and crafty.

My favorite part is the fruitcake atop the l.p.

Do you like bananas?

Ok, back later.

Bananas are how I start my day, live my day, and end my day. At my wedding, we exchanged bananas. Yes, I like them.

What does a monkey have to do that's so darn important? We NEED answers here. You just ignored the banana question all together...

Sorry, thank you for addressing the banana question.

Yummy. I like bananas too, but I like the ones with lots of freckles... they are so sweet.

Yummy. I like bananas too, but I like the ones with lots of freckles... they are so sweet.

Do you like bananas?

Are you a man?

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Is your name Ryan Reynolds?

Favorite tv/movie primate?

Knock knock

Did your mama teach you when you were a child ?

Are you able to climb and work on trees ?

You know how to make 20 dollar bills ?

Do you how to work on shotguns ?

Curious George, though he's technically an ape.

It's SoulWinner

What's that noise?!

Yes
Yes
No
Yes

I'll save to watch later. Those appear to be apes. Just saying.

You're banned

I'm a monkey. Ask me a question.

Dreams are fake

Monkey recipes you might enjoy (seriously, these are easy and good):

A.
Cut banana into big chunks.
Roll in coconut (unsweetened is best, IMO).
Eat.

B.
Or roll the chunks lightly in cocoa powder.
Eat.

C.
Get a wife (sorry, your avatar suggests you're a lady, so this might not work).
Tell wife you've been craving banana bread.
Smell banana bread a few days later, when she has time.
Thank wife.
Eat banana bread.