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How do I pick the right kitten ?

 
Anonymous Coward
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How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


I meant, I have no pets currently
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07/31/2020 11:12 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will be fat and orange. The other kittens in its litter will have written warnings.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
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07/31/2020 11:15 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Put 3 pics on the floor.

Obama
Trump
Vlad

If it shits on all 3 pics.. its the right kitten.

Else its a dog or a failure.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


clappa

Cats choose their human.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


hf
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
kitten1
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


It will pick you !
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


You are right !! It is that simple...
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07/31/2020 11:18 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
:kitten1:
 Quoting: Moses Born Again in L.A.


Hahaaaaaha
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Pick them up by the scruff of the neck
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


You are right !! It is that simple...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


They're right. You'll know.
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07/31/2020 11:20 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Do not pick a kitten, pick a cat. After about a year cats seem to reveal their personality. Find a cat that likes you and that you like and you will be much happier.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


If you have no idea what you are doing, don't do it at all.
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07/31/2020 11:22 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
1) Open Notepad.
2) Place kitten on keyboard.
3) If kitten types "glp", "doom", "a1", or "tomato", it's the right one. Otherwise try another kitten.
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07/31/2020 11:23 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Pick the one that is the least of an asshole
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07/31/2020 11:23 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
I have had many cats over the years, and I have found that the ones who pick YOU are the best ones.

Look for healthy, bright eyes. Clean ears. No runny nose. Active and playful, also curious and not too afraid.

I used to go to the 'kitten room' in shelters, sit down, and see who would come to me and not be aggressive or afraid.

Trust me on this one.
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07/31/2020 11:24 PM

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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Let them pick you

A male is often more affectionate

Some adoption places let you play with the kitten first

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07/31/2020 11:25 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin

This. And get two!
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
A kitten has no established learning traits, so pick an elderly cat. They will appreciate you and you will them.
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07/31/2020 11:26 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
I have had many cats over the years, and I have found that the ones who pick YOU are the best ones.

Look for healthy, bright eyes. Clean ears. No runny nose. Active and playful, also curious and not too afraid.

I used to go to the 'kitten room' in shelters, sit down, and see who would come to me and not be aggressive or afraid.

Trust me on this one.
 Quoting: FissionSurplus


Yup. If someone wants cat instead of a kitten go to a cat cafe if there is one around you and hang out with them. You’ll be able to see who you get along with.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
A kitten has no established learning traits, so pick an elderly cat. They will appreciate you and you will them.
 Quoting: claircognizant_one


I would go with a cat. No surprises there.
claircognizant_one

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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It's like he's picking a person to have a relationship with and not considering them. A kitten is a helpless baby animal and can never live up to your expectations. Give it up.
Anonymous Coward
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07/31/2020 11:29 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
all cats are the same
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07/31/2020 11:30 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Just from the question I was told from afar that whatever you choose will be so happy to have you choose them.

Uh...wait them.

I am getting words that u need two.

Yes two. T may be a message from my beloved cat actually. I think she would’ve liked a playmate...so, yeah get two.

Please
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07/31/2020 11:31 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
all cats are the same
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lmao
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07/31/2020 11:32 PM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin

This. And get two!
 Quoting: Rattlehead


Funny you say that. Yes please get two.
claircognizant_one

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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
all cats are the same
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78449006


lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210774


Yeah, what kind of cat parent is that? Thumbs way way down.
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07/31/2020 11:34 PM

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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
The one that interacts with you and plays with you the most.

And I'd get a kitten that was just weaned into solid food. (just over a month old)
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