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How do I pick the right kitten ?

 
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Pets will pick you it's so true
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
The best cat I ever had was an orange tabby (male). If you want a good lap cat I would do what the others said...let it come to you. If you want a totally inside cat make sure it wasn’t too feral...they instinctively want to be outside. I have also noticed most Siamese cats are assholes.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


EXACTLY!
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08/01/2020 04:18 AM
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It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


EXACTLY!
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True, but it's not really a romantic thing. It's just that the first kitten that comes up to you to examine what's going on has a healthy psyche and is curious and unafraid.
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08/01/2020 04:25 AM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Go somewhere quiet and listen carefully, your toxoplasmosis overlord will then instruct you who your new master will be.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
you have to shave it
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The best cat I ever had was an orange tabby (male). If you want a good lap cat I would do what the others said...let it come to you. If you want a totally inside cat make sure it wasn’t too feral...they instinctively want to be outside. I have also noticed most Siamese cats are assholes.
 Quoting: Dumbgambler


The best cat/companion I ever had was a flamepoint Siamese.
I find Siamese to be extremely intelligent.

If you think intelligent equals assholes.

I'll pick one of them again. hf
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you have to shave it
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
I'd actually suggest getting two kittens from the same litter, two females if possible.
They will keep each other healthy by being active.
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08/01/2020 07:15 AM
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It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


This is true. When I got mine there were probably 5 or 6 running around. I sat down and one immediately came running up purring and wanting to be picked up. I rubbed his belly for a few minutes, he fell asleep and that was it, home we went. Have had him for 7 years and he's really been great.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
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You will know it when you see it. As others have said, usually Cats will choose you.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Get it spayed or neutered asap. Or you will be sorry.
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Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


Let the kitten choose you. They make the best pets.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Don't get one, completely useless. Have fun vacuuming everything everyday and I hope you love that distressed look on your furniture
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I agree with what the others have said, let the kitten pick you.
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A kitten has no established learning traits, so pick an elderly cat. They will appreciate you and you will them.
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Senior cats are the best!
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
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the kitten will find you... take that one.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


This is a true statement. I went to a local cat welfare agency to get my cat. Had one in mind that they had featured on their website. Met that cat in person, he hissed and spat at me.

Feeling rejected, I headed to the door. All at once, I felt something touch my ankle. I looked down and here was a kitty, reaching out from under a table as if to say "Hey, human, wait a second..."

She had the cutest little pink spot on her lower lip, made it look like she was sticking her tongue out at me!

Three years later, Romi has become the best cat I've ever been owned by.

The right cat will choose you.
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08/01/2020 09:23 AM

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A kitten has no established learning traits, so pick an elderly cat. They will appreciate you and you will them.
 Quoting: claircognizant_one


I have had my cat 10 years. She showed up in the yard. She is a scaredy cat. It took a long time for her to trust me. We are now traveling together for a job. She has been calm in the car and will barely leave my side in the room.

I like older cats better. Why not get one that has been in a shelter a while, or one at a no kill shelter that is being fostered?
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Don't get one, completely useless. Have fun vacuuming everything everyday and I hope you love that distressed look on your furniture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75173234


chuckle

This is true except for the useless part. Well, you have had cats before so you know. All my furniture is covered with fabric that she doesn't like to claw. Then, I have one of those scratchy toys with carpet and rope. A simple one is fine. She gets under the carpet part and claws it to death with her back claws. Loves it, instead of furniture.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Pick them up by the scruff of the neck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210774


THIS.
Also works with the middle and left kitten.
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08/01/2020 10:06 AM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
I have had many cats over the years, and I have found that the ones who pick YOU are the best ones.

Look for healthy, bright eyes. Clean ears. No runny nose. Active and playful, also curious and not too afraid.

I used to go to the 'kitten room' in shelters, sit down, and see who would come to me and not be aggressive or afraid.

Trust me on this one.
 Quoting: FissionSurplus


hesright
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Go somewhere quiet and listen carefully, your toxoplasmosis overlord will then instruct you who your new master will be.
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It will be fat and orange. The other kittens in its litter will have written warnings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79192868



The EX brought home a box of kittens one time to find them homes and there was 4 grey tiger stripe cats and one orange one and She was surprised when I picked up the orange kitty and I named Him Charlie. He became a big fatty whom had an enlarged heart but I really loved that fat ass and I really miss Him two years after He died.
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Depends on how you plan to prepare it.

Maybe consult a Chinese cook book
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08/01/2020 11:00 AM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
I have had many cats over the years, and I have found that the ones who pick YOU are the best ones.

Look for healthy, bright eyes. Clean ears. No runny nose.
Active and playful, also curious and not too afraid.

I used to go to the 'kitten room' in shelters, sit down, and see who would come to me and not be aggressive or afraid.

Trust me on this one.
 Quoting: FissionSurplus
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
Only owned 2 cats my whole life. One lived to 19, the next to 18.
I am ready for a new love and have pets now.
I really want an affectionate one.
Personality is most important.
Not sure how I’ll ever decipher that in a kitten.
It’s a big deal and lifetime commitment to me..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


Heather, since when did you need help picking out assassins?

BTW, how are the new Lockheed-'Hughes' F-232 (939) fighter jets coming along?

Are they ready to start training?
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08/01/2020 11:01 AM
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


^^^THIS^^^
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
It will pick you
 Quoting: Ursabruin


^^^THIS^^^
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MEOW!
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Re: How do I pick the right kitten ?
enjoy your toxoplasmosis
please dont try and get pregnant





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