How do I pick the right kitten ?

I meant, I have no pets currently

It will be fat and orange. The other kittens in its litter will have written warnings.

It will pick you

Put 3 pics on the floor.

Obama
Trump
Vlad

If it shits on all 3 pics.. its the right kitten.

Else its a dog or a failure.

Cats choose their human.

It will pick you !

You are right !! It is that simple...

Hahaaaaaha

:shesright:

Pick them up by the scruff of the neck

They're right. You'll know.

Do not pick a kitten, pick a cat. After about a year cats seem to reveal their personality. Find a cat that likes you and that you like and you will be much happier.

If you have no idea what you are doing, don't do it at all.

1) Open Notepad.
2) Place kitten on keyboard.
3) If kitten types "glp", "doom", "a1", or "tomato", it's the right one. Otherwise try another kitten.

Pick the one that is the least of an asshole

I have had many cats over the years, and I have found that the ones who pick YOU are the best ones.

Look for healthy, bright eyes. Clean ears. No runny nose. Active and playful, also curious and not too afraid.

I used to go to the 'kitten room' in shelters, sit down, and see who would come to me and not be aggressive or afraid.

Trust me on this one.

Let them pick you

A male is often more affectionate

Some adoption places let you play with the kitten first

You will know

This. And get two!

A kitten has no established learning traits, so pick an elderly cat. They will appreciate you and you will them.

Yup. If someone wants cat instead of a kitten go to a cat cafe if there is one around you and hang out with them. You’ll be able to see who you get along with.

I would go with a cat. No surprises there.

It's like he's picking a person to have a relationship with and not considering them. A kitten is a helpless baby animal and can never live up to your expectations. Give it up.

all cats are the same

Just from the question I was told from afar that whatever you choose will be so happy to have you choose them.

Uh...wait them.

I am getting words that u need two.

Yes two. T may be a message from my beloved cat actually. I think she would’ve liked a playmate...so, yeah get two.

Please

Funny you say that. Yes please get two.

Yeah, what kind of cat parent is that? Thumbs way way down.

The one that interacts with you and plays with you the most.

And I'd get a kitten that was just weaned into solid food. (just over a month old)