How do I pick the right kitten ?

Pets will pick you it's so true

The best cat I ever had was an orange tabby (male). If you want a good lap cat I would do what the others said...let it come to you. If you want a totally inside cat make sure it wasn’t too feral...they instinctively want to be outside. I have also noticed most Siamese cats are assholes.

EXACTLY!

True, but it's not really a romantic thing. It's just that the first kitten that comes up to you to examine what's going on has a healthy psyche and is curious and unafraid.

Go somewhere quiet and listen carefully, your toxoplasmosis overlord will then instruct you who your new master will be.

you have to shave it

The best cat/companion I ever had was a flamepoint Siamese.
I find Siamese to be extremely intelligent.

If you think intelligent equals assholes.

I'll pick one of them again.

I'd actually suggest getting two kittens from the same litter, two females if possible.
They will keep each other healthy by being active.

This is true. When I got mine there were probably 5 or 6 running around. I sat down and one immediately came running up purring and wanting to be picked up. I rubbed his belly for a few minutes, he fell asleep and that was it, home we went. Have had him for 7 years and he's really been great.

You will know it when you see it. As others have said, usually Cats will choose you.

Get it spayed or neutered asap. Or you will be sorry.

Let the kitten choose you. They make the best pets.

Don't get one, completely useless. Have fun vacuuming everything everyday and I hope you love that distressed look on your furniture

I agree with what the others have said, let the kitten pick you.

Senior cats are the best!

the kitten will find you... take that one.

This is a true statement. I went to a local cat welfare agency to get my cat. Had one in mind that they had featured on their website. Met that cat in person, he hissed and spat at me.

Feeling rejected, I headed to the door. All at once, I felt something touch my ankle. I looked down and here was a kitty, reaching out from under a table as if to say "Hey, human, wait a second..."

She had the cutest little pink spot on her lower lip, made it look like she was sticking her tongue out at me!

Three years later, Romi has become the best cat I've ever been owned by.

The right cat will choose you.

I have had my cat 10 years. She showed up in the yard. She is a scaredy cat. It took a long time for her to trust me. We are now traveling together for a job. She has been calm in the car and will barely leave my side in the room.

I like older cats better. Why not get one that has been in a shelter a while, or one at a no kill shelter that is being fostered?

This is true except for the useless part. Well, you have had cats before so you know. All my furniture is covered with fabric that she doesn't like to claw. Then, I have one of those scratchy toys with carpet and rope. A simple one is fine. She gets under the carpet part and claws it to death with her back claws. Loves it, instead of furniture.

THIS.
Also works with the middle and left kitten.

The EX brought home a box of kittens one time to find them homes and there was 4 grey tiger stripe cats and one orange one and She was surprised when I picked up the orange kitty and I named Him Charlie. He became a big fatty whom had an enlarged heart but I really loved that fat ass and I really miss Him two years after He died.

Depends on how you plan to prepare it.

Maybe consult a Chinese cook book

Heather, since when did you need help picking out assassins?

BTW, how are the new Lockheed-'Hughes' F-232 (939) fighter jets coming along?

Are they ready to start training?

^^^THIS^^^

MEOW!

enjoy your toxoplasmosis
please dont try and get pregnant