Advice Needed In Dealing With An Asshole Store Clerk | |
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FireBorn (OP) User ID: 72822103 United States 08/02/2020 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why waste a bunch of energy? I mean if you're just ornery like a ill tempered mule, you could haunt that business every single time he's there and waste his time and just rub his nose in it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69526127 Seems like folly though and pointless. Well I spend all of my money there and I would like to shop in peace. |
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FireBorn (OP) User ID: 72822103 United States 08/02/2020 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I know he will give me problems again on my return. I want to choke him but then ill be arrested. Any advice on what to say or do next time? I really want to teach him a lesson. Thanks Quoting: FireBorn Do you own a machete or a spear? If so, can you modify them for "everyday assault"? . I carry a blade but I really do not want to go there. In my younger years I would have, but I am an old woman now and I would never last in jail. Last Edited by FireBorn on 08/02/2020 02:49 AM |
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5lats User ID: 78361275 United States 08/02/2020 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell 'em to shut the fuck up, then just ignore. Last Edited by 5lats on 08/02/2020 02:57 AM Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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5lats User ID: 78361275 United States 08/02/2020 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell 'em to shut the fuck up, then just ignore. If you are lucky, it'll piss 'em off enough to take a poke at you. Then you can legally beat his sorry ass. Quoting: 5lats Good advice. Thank you. I didn't realise you were an older woman. My apologies. However, if he does poke at ya you can not only sue the store, but you can have him fired. If you enjoy the store let them off the hook(they will love you for it) But the jackass will be fired for sure. Problem solved. Last Edited by 5lats on 08/02/2020 03:04 AM Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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FireBorn (OP) User ID: 48954398 United States 08/02/2020 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell 'em to shut the fuck up, then just ignore. If you are lucky, it'll piss 'em off enough to take a poke at you. Then you can legally beat his sorry ass. Quoting: 5lats Good advice. Thank you. I didn't realise you were an older woman. My apologies. However, if he does poke at ya you can not only sue the store, but you can have him fired. If you enjoy the store let them off the hook(they will love you for it) But the jackass will be fired for sure. Problem solved. Well I would still beat his ass if legally. I am older but could still hold me own with him. He would most likely cry. Last Edited by FireBorn on 08/02/2020 03:08 AM |
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FireBorn (OP) User ID: 48954398 United States 08/02/2020 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IS IT A BIG CHAIN STORE OR A MOM AND POP? Quoting: uh 79032136 ID GOT THE CORPORATE ROUTE..KEEP RECORDS AND RUN IT BY THE COPS. Locally owned chain with 3 stores in the county. Good idea. If he keeps it up I will be giving owners a call. Last Edited by FireBorn on 08/02/2020 03:14 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14992014 United States 08/02/2020 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He’ll look like a jerk hassling you about a cart that obviously isn’t theirs and I bet you even get some complements on your creativity. Pray for him. He’s obviously got issues. |
uh User ID: 79032136 United States 08/02/2020 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IS IT A BIG CHAIN STORE OR A MOM AND POP? Quoting: uh 79032136 ID GOT THE CORPORATE ROUTE..KEEP RECORDS AND RUN IT BY THE COPS. Locally owned chain with 3 stores in the county. Good idea. If he keeps it up I will be giving owners a call. MAKE SURE YOU LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH YOU SPEND THERE AND HOW MUCH YOU HAVE SPENT THERE! |
FireBorn (OP) User ID: 48954398 United States 08/02/2020 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Decorate your cart with ribbons, flowers, etc. Maybe even attach a fake license plate like a kid’s bicycle. You could even change up the wheels and put on some heavy duty ones. If you got a receipt when you bought it, put it in a laminated pouch and keep it handy to pull it out when he gets in your face. (You could always make up a fake one, too.) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14992014 He’ll look like a jerk hassling you about a cart that obviously isn’t theirs and I bet you even get some complements on your creativity. Pray for him. He’s obviously got issues. Personalized custom grocery cart. I like it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73398970 United States 08/02/2020 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Depends on how mean you want to get. You could key his car or slap an inappropriate ( but hilarious ) bumper sticker on it. There are a ton of things you could do to mess with someone. Quoting: New Age Scam Artist He drives a small scooter. Does he have a good view of his scooter while he's at work? If it's obscured from him, you could call a towing company and get that shit hauled off somewhere haha. |
FireBorn (OP) User ID: 48954398 United States 08/02/2020 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Depends on how mean you want to get. You could key his car or slap an inappropriate ( but hilarious ) bumper sticker on it. There are a ton of things you could do to mess with someone. Quoting: New Age Scam Artist He drives a small scooter. Does he have a good view of his scooter while he's at work? If it's obscured from him, you could call a towing company and get that shit hauled off somewhere haha. Good idea |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79102055 United States 08/02/2020 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Decorate your cart with ribbons, flowers, etc. Maybe even attach a fake license plate like a kid’s bicycle. You could even change up the wheels and put on some heavy duty ones. If you got a receipt when you bought it, put it in a laminated pouch and keep it handy to pull it out when he gets in your face. (You could always make up a fake one, too.) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14992014 He’ll look like a jerk hassling you about a cart that obviously isn’t theirs and I bet you even get some complements on your creativity. Pray for him. He’s obviously got issues. Personalized custom grocery cart. I like it. Good idea. That makes it obvious to other shoppers that you aren't stealing a cart as well so they will never side with the store worker if things get heated. Maybe also put a bicycle squeeze horn on it too, so if the worker bothers you again, all you have to do is squeeze the horn and say loudly "sir, I have already told you nicely, please leave me alone. This is bordering on harrassment now. I am just trying to get my groceries in peace." |
5lats User ID: 78361275 United States 08/02/2020 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Decorate your cart with ribbons, flowers, etc. Maybe even attach a fake license plate like a kid’s bicycle. You could even change up the wheels and put on some heavy duty ones. If you got a receipt when you bought it, put it in a laminated pouch and keep it handy to pull it out when he gets in your face. (You could always make up a fake one, too.) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14992014 He’ll look like a jerk hassling you about a cart that obviously isn’t theirs and I bet you even get some complements on your creativity. Pray for him. He’s obviously got issues. Nice! Good idea. Make sure to stop in multiple times everyday to trigger him. Sooner or later he'll stick his foot in his mouth. And poof! gone. Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
THNKuCLLR User ID: 77472653 United States 08/02/2020 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ignore him. Don’t look at him. Don’t talk to him. Nothing. Go about your business like he’s not there, even if he addresses you. Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 08/02/2020 03:32 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73398970 United States 08/02/2020 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ignore him. Don’t look at him. Don’t talk to him. Nothing. Go about your business like he’s not there, even if he addresses you. Quoting: THNKuCLLR That's honestly probably the best advice. It'll make him feel little if not responded to. I know when someone ignores me like that it makes me very self conscious. It also gets me to think about my behavior and how I could improve my social skills. |
THNKuCLLR User ID: 77472653 United States 08/02/2020 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ignore him. Don’t look at him. Don’t talk to him. Nothing. Go about your business like he’s not there, even if he addresses you. Quoting: THNKuCLLR That's honestly probably the best advice. It'll make him feel little if not responded to. I know when someone ignores me like that it makes me very self conscious. It also gets me to think about my behavior and how I could improve my social skills. I kinda like your bumper sticker idea. Lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76751518 United Kingdom 08/02/2020 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Depends on how mean you want to get. You could key his car or slap an inappropriate ( but hilarious ) bumper sticker on it. There are a ton of things you could do to mess with someone. Quoting: New Age Scam Artist He drives a small scooter. What more do you need woman? Just make sure you’re there when he has to hop on his scooter in front of you, then make sure he hears you laugh while saying, “it all makes sense now”. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77917440 United States 08/02/2020 03:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Depends on how mean you want to get. You could key his car or slap an inappropriate ( but hilarious ) bumper sticker on it. There are a ton of things you could do to mess with someone. Quoting: New Age Scam Artist He drives a small scooter. Does he have a good view of his scooter while he's at work? If it's obscured from him, you could call a towing company and get that shit hauled off somewhere haha. DO NOT DO THIS. It is highly illegal and will get you in major trouble. The best options I can think of are: 1) Ignore him, like others suggested 2) Carry a Bible, book of Mormon, or some other religious book with you, and talk their ear off about religion every single time you're there. They'll learn to avoid you. If they mistreat you because if it, sue for religious discrimination or just tell a manager or the business owner. Finding another job in this economy might be difficult. The religion angle also gives the impression that you're opposed to stealing. Keep everything legal, and remain above reproach, no matter how you feel. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79102055 United States 08/02/2020 03:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ignore him. Don’t look at him. Don’t talk to him. Nothing. Go about your business like he’s not there, even if he addresses you. Quoting: THNKuCLLR That's honestly probably the best advice. It'll make him feel little if not responded to. I know when someone ignores me like that it makes me very self conscious. It also gets me to think about my behavior and how I could improve my social skills. I kinda like your bumper sticker idea. Lol If it's a lefty area, make it a Trump or anti-BLM bumper sticker. That way you can get his scooter keyed without actually having to do the crime yourself. You might even get a crazy lefty caught on surveillance camera and put in jail for vandalism as a two for one special. |