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Doctors are refusing to test me for salmonella. Insist on testing me for COVID

 
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Doctors are refusing to test me for salmonella. Insist on testing me for COVID
I've been shitting myself to death for 3 days now. I made a snarky comment in another thread about covid being real, but in all seriousness, here is what is happening to me.

I got sick on Monday with the worst shits of my life. Sorry about the unladylike language, but it is what it is. I'm deathly ill. So I reach out to my doc and because I have a sore throat from vomiting, they want me to come in physically TUESDAY for a COVID nasal swab.

So I ask them, why do you want to swab me if I'm not having respiratory symptoms. Don't you want a stool sample? I didn't know about the salmonella yet, I just felt like they were barking up the wrong tree if they expect to find any thing in my nose. And besides, screw that brain poke. No thank you. Have a cup of my poop and go to town.

They asked if my stool was bloody and I said no, it's pure water. So they say no, that because I have a sore throat, they need to test me for COVID and I need to come in.

And I'm like, well, how do you think that's going to happen if I'm literally phoning you from the toilet? I mean, I'm glued to it. And I'm not even healthy enough to drive, I'd crash or kill someone, and anyone who drove me would be exposed to whatever I have.

I'm not going anywhere.

So they tell me to call back, they have to talk to the doctor. Mean time, I give up and call urgent care for a telemed consult.

same exact conversation O_o

They want to stick a swab up my nose for the shits coming out of my ass. This doesn't make sense to me at all.

Then an hour ago, I discovered that there's a salmonella outbreak and I just ate three bean salad with raw red onions on Sunday.

How many cases of salmonella Newport do you think are going to get misdiagnosed as COVID over the next few weeks. I've already called my lawyer. I'm too damn sick to file this lawsuit myself.

This is definitely salmonella. It all makes sense now. And I can't even get the antibiotics I need to treat it because they want me to slap on a diaper and drag my sick ass up there to stick a cotton swab up my nose 3 days from now for my diarrhea instead of treating my current, very severe illness right now.

This is pure, unbridled insanity, and if it results in my death, I'm going to make sure my husband is a very rich man and my children are completely cared for in my absence.
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08/08/2020 12:39 PM
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Re: Doctors are refusing to test me for salmonella. Insist on testing me for COVID
bump for awareness for the morning crowd

and yes, I'm still sick as a dog with salmonella that's going untreated because they want me to report to a testing center several days from now to jam a stick up my nose instead of test what's coming out of my back side.

If you have massive diarrhea and think it might be COVID, consider whether you've been eating raw red, yellow or white onions in the past two weeks. Then scream at your doctor to test your stool, not your nose, because the treatment for salmonella is antibiotics, not antivirals. You could get fatally ill from the wrong treatment.
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08/08/2020 12:46 PM
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This is why they keep adding new COVID symptoms by the week it seems l, so that it will get to the point where no matter what symptoms you have they will try to force a COVID test on you, soon they will label breathing as a symptom, then maybe if your piss is yellow thats a sign you have COVID, if your shit is brown you might have COVID, if you blink your eyes you might have COVID, if you have white eyeballs you might have COVID, if you have a hairy pussy you might have COVID they will probably go there next.
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08/08/2020 12:50 PM
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lol yeah

I noticed that they added diarrhea to the COVID symptom list at about the same time that the international outbreak started because it was fully identified a couple weeks ago but they started adding that symptom in mid June or so

How many COVID patients in the country just died this month because they had UNTREATED salmonella that could have been easily cured with antibiotics???

seriously

what the ever loving hell
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08/08/2020 02:48 PM
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bump for awareness
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08/08/2020 03:21 PM
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there is literally no place to report this.

all they wanna hear is covid, covid, covid
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You should at least take Pepto Bismol to stop the diarrhea. It has cured me many times.
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08/08/2020 04:38 PM
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Drink plenty of water. Don't get dehydrated.
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08/09/2020 06:20 AM
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they said to let it flush out. don't want whatever it is to stay in me.

I'm drinking as much as I can

thanks
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08/09/2020 06:25 AM

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they are medical Covidiots
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Drink plenty of water. Don't get dehydrated.
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with some salt and sugar added to keep electrolytes up. Dehydration is such a bummer.


I had C-diff, it was deathly. OP, have you taken antibiotics recently, like in the past month? Community-acquired C-diff is mostly after an antibiotic

salmonella, campylobacter, LOTS of things can infect the gut.

It may be good you can't get the antibiotics

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Covid WAS nothing... so now Soros orchestrates bricklaying
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08/09/2020 06:43 AM
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OP,

I had salmonella too, not too many weeks ago.

I thought I had food poisoning but when it turned to bloody shits after 3 days I called the doctor.

When I managed to drag myself there (yes, with a diaper on) they MADE ME test for COVID even after I insisted it wasn’t that. They said diahrreah and fever were symptoms so they had to do it.

I needed help, so whatever. So when the stupid test comes back NEGATIVE is when they wanted a stool sample to treat my REAL problem.

It might be worth it to go thru the hoops to get treatment.
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08/14/2020 03:17 PM
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Go salami
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They want to stick a swab up my nose for the shits coming out of my ass.
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I sure as hell wouldnt go near the VA at this point in time.
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08/14/2020 04:41 PM
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You should at least take Pepto Bismol to stop the diarrhea. It has cured me many times.
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Put blackberries in a coffee cup,full cup.Fill with water,microwave and drink it all.Maybe a second dose.Ive yet to meet a diarrhea this wont stop.

Also,folks get your pet meds now,they are disappearing fast.As things progress meds are disappearing,lisinopril just made the shortage list,you must know more of this is coming.
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Doctors need that money. Maybe try saying your asshole identifies as your nose? If they refuse, call them racists!
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OP - where did you eat the 3 bean salad?

Maybe try staying out of restaurants if that's where you were.
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USA medical system is too corrupt to be functional
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Drink plenty of water. Don't get dehydrated.
 Quoting: Guest 77436402


with some salt and sugar added to keep electrolytes up. Dehydration is such a bummer.


I had C-diff, it was deathly. OP, have you taken antibiotics recently, like in the past month? Community-acquired C-diff is mostly after an antibiotic

salmonella, campylobacter, LOTS of things can infect the gut.

It may be good you can't get the antibiotics
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If you think you have Salmonella or E-coli you need to go get seen by someone. E-coli is what started my sons downhill spiral.
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OP - where did you eat the 3 bean salad?

Maybe try staying out of restaurants if that's where you were.
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It was contaminated onions used in over fifty different deli products that caused this.

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Dont eat ANY food not even milk!
just drink lots of clean Water for 3 to 4 days.
it will flush you out.
and you can go for a week with no food easy.
dont eat if you SEEM to bo ok ofter 2 days.
no tea no pop Just water.

if you have nothing in your stomach the salmonella dies off.
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Dont eat ANY food not even milk!
just drink lots of clean Water for 3 to 4 days.
it will flush you out.
and you can go for a week with no food easy.
dont eat if you SEEM to bo ok ofter 2 days.
no tea no pop Just water.

if you have nothing in your stomach the salmonella dies off.
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go see an alternative doctor. and their stuff is better too
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Treating covid is worth $$$ right now.





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