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You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?

 
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Take a spaghetti squash and throw a little brown sugar on the bastard.

If they don't like that your kids are demons and you should probably trade them for bitcoin.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Of all the possible flavors, textures, and varieties of vegetable, how can they not like any?

Will they eat vegetables that others have prepared?

Are you steaming them and then adding butter and salt to taste like a decent human or do you boil the shit out of them, add a pindrop of butter, and serve as babyfood glop?

I mean occam's razor suggests your kids are just being entitled little shits, but there's always the possibility you're just a gawdawful cook, and that's easier to fix than your kids are.
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I'm actually an excellent cook, nice crisp broccoli with butter and a little seasons salt, its delicious, they just don't like it.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
They eat or they go hungry. Pretty simple.
You should never give garbage food to a child anyway. They will grow up enjoying vegetables if they start off right.
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Yes u have to start them eating vegetables at the beginning...they will love them
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Don't ruin my steak with no god damn PEAS though!
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
TOO LATE.

IF THEY WERE EATING WHAT YOU WERE FEEDING THEM WHEN THEY WERE FIRST STARTING ON SOLID FOOD, THEY'D ALREADY BE EATING EVERYTHING YOU WANT THEM TO.

IF YOU CAN GARDEN INVOLVING THEM IS ALWAYS A HUGE HOOK. KIDS WILL TRY THINGS THAT THEY GREW AND HARVESTED.
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Karnivores for Kids

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Don't worry, with parents like you and in constant state of inflammation, your kids will even turn out more retarded than you
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I don't have kids, which you'd know if you read the thread and weren't focused on pushing your dietary zealotry.
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all the better, please do not reproduce
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you do the same, tard.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Do they like eggrolls?
How about fried zucchini and ranch dip (spicy or not).
Would they like tempura vegetables with teriyaki?
If you can get past the "all vegetables bad" thing you can make some headway.

If they won't try vegetable dishes, don't give then a lot of attention or offer alternatives. Set the food aside from when they actually get hungry.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Of all the possible flavors, textures, and varieties of vegetable, how can they not like any?

Will they eat vegetables that others have prepared?

Are you steaming them and then adding butter and salt to taste like a decent human or do you boil the shit out of them, add a pindrop of butter, and serve as babyfood glop?

I mean occam's razor suggests your kids are just being entitled little shits, but there's always the possibility you're just a gawdawful cook, and that's easier to fix than your kids are.
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I'm actually an excellent cook, nice crisp broccoli with butter and a little seasons salt, its delicious, they just don't like it.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~


You keep it crisp too?

Occam wins again, your kids are just brats.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
My parents forced me to eat squash when I was a kid. It was soggy and soft and I would throw up. She didn't know how to cook it properly. She is still a horrible cook. To this day, I will not eat squash. I'm sure it's delicious if cooked properly, but I still will not touch it. Because of that, I will not force my kids to eat something they don't like the taste of. Both of them eat stuff now that they used to hate. Taste buds change as you grow. There's a balance and you choose your battles. To me, food is not one of those battles
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This is it.
Cooking it right is usually the problem.

raw veggies taste good, carrots, green beans, peas, corn, even potatoes.

But then people cook them and they lose their sweetness. When you overcook them (like canned peas & canned carrots) they start to become bitter. Ever have boiled potatoes-yuk.

GENTLY cook them. just to make them a little soft so they are easy to digest.

And you can always put them in cake, bread, muffins... Who hasn't had CARROT cake or ZUCHINI or BANANA bread?
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
My parents forced me to eat squash when I was a kid. It was soggy and soft and I would throw up. She didn't know how to cook it properly. She is still a horrible cook. To this day, I will not eat squash. I'm sure it's delicious if cooked properly, but I still will not touch it. Because of that, I will not force my kids to eat something they don't like the taste of. Both of them eat stuff now that they used to hate. Taste buds change as you grow. There's a balance and you choose your battles. To me, food is not one of those battles
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I don't know of any way to cook squash that doesn't leave it like a wet potato sort of mushiness.. It's a soft vegetable when cooked :D

If you have a hand blender, roasted butternut squash soup is rather nice, smooth and velvety creamy.
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She would cook them in the microwave! :puke:
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Don't worry, with parents like you and in constant state of inflammation, your kids will even turn out more retarded than you
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I don't have kids, which you'd know if you read the thread and weren't focused on pushing your dietary zealotry.
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all the better, please do not reproduce
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you do the same, tard.
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too late and ima continue
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
I personally dislike brussel sprouts if they are just boiled, but fried brussel sprouts with garlic and "greek" spice, for example, is rather nice - just need to chop em in half and fry.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Of all the possible flavors, textures, and varieties of vegetable, how can they not like any?

Will they eat vegetables that others have prepared?

Are you steaming them and then adding butter and salt to taste like a decent human or do you boil the shit out of them, add a pindrop of butter, and serve as babyfood glop?

I mean occam's razor suggests your kids are just being entitled little shits, but there's always the possibility you're just a gawdawful cook, and that's easier to fix than your kids are.
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I'm actually an excellent cook, nice crisp broccoli with butter and a little seasons salt, its delicious, they just don't like it.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~


SPOILED BRATS!!!!

You want them to turn out like you, a real man?

Then raise them like your daddy raised you boy!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Thanks for your input bro.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
You could always try throwing a bit of cheese on.

Don't let them grate cheddar on everything or you'll end up with heifers, but a can of parmesan might do the trick
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Don't cook them. Mine love them raw, even broccoli. Ranch dip too
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This
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
This is a sincere question, we try hard, we try to make them taste good with a little butter but no dice.

They take multivitamins, and we don't eat junk but they will not touch any vegetable at all.

How do you do it?
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Kids are people too... Too many choices keeps people confused.

Consider The Choices... People choose what they know how to do.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Ever have boiled potatoes-yuk.

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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
And finally when my picky eater son began trying new foods, we went to a seafood restaurant...turns out he's allergic to shellfish, so I wonder if, on some unconscious level, he was a picky eater because he "knew" he had an allergy...thankfully it's not severe...

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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Don't cook them. Mine love them raw, even broccoli. Ranch dip too
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This
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Oh ya a veg party platter with a good dip might be handy. Or you can do semi-good things like cheese-wiz celery sticks teehee
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
dont force your kids to eat something they do not want

vegetables are not healthy, full of indigestible fiber and antinutrients

have them eat meat, eggs, milk, fruit if they pick it

children have a natural palate, dont distort it
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hesright

You are setting your kids to fail by poisoning them.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Oven roasted vegetables, add cheese and seasoning.

Fried veggies, okra, potatoes, green tomatoes, and squash are the best fried

Grilled vegetables, buttered and seasoned, skewers/ shish kebabs

Raw vegetables, dipping sauces (ranch, sour cream, cheese dip)

Make casseroles, soups, chilis, omlettes, and add vegetables.

Grow a garden with them! It makes them proud to eat the veggies they helped grow and care for. Let them help cook them also, they can add dashes of seasoning or sprinkle cheese, etc

My son has never liked beans or squash. He will only eat beans in chili or green peas in cottage pie. I despise corn but I'll eat it in a Mexican dish/casserole. My daughter loves all types of veggies. Everyone is different.
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I'm actually an excellent cook, nice crisp broccoli with butter and a little seasons salt, its delicious, they just don't like it.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~


SPOILED BRATS!!!!

You want them to turn out like you, a real man?

Then raise them like your daddy raised you boy!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Thanks for your input bro.
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I'm just fucking with you, sort of....

:)
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S'all good bro.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Why is it even presented to them as an OPTION?

You eat what we eat, end of story.

Weak ass parents.
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That was what my sister - who raised three - would always say!
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
And finally when my picky eater son began trying new foods, we went to a seafood restaurant...turns out he's allergic to shellfish, so I wonder if, on some unconscious level, he was a picky eater because he "knew" he had an allergy...thankfully it's not severe...
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I never liked vegtables until I joined the army.

They worked our asses off and served meals full of veg tables and things I'd never liked, like onions, and I scarfed that shit down like I was saving my life.

Now I love veggies man.
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Fear cuts deeper than swords.

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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Ever have boiled potatoes-yuk.

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Poutine eating megapleb.



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poutine is fucking nasty

never understood that one
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Well, it really should be had from a street stand sort of deal for a really authentic taste.. most restaurant poutines are kind of meh. You need the right cut of thick deep fried fries, the right kind of cheese curds, and the right sort of meaty gravy, for the basic poutine. Then of course you can always throw bacon and stuff on it too, to fancy it up, but eh!
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
Serious, if the kids are meat eaters - make a beef gravy from drippings, carmelized scrapings, flour, butter and beef stock, and have them dip romaine lettuce, celery, lightly steamed broccoli or string beans in that.

Some kids hate green veggies because their parents can't cook for shit, btw. Broccoli tastes horrid raw, but even worse if it's overcooked. Veggies should be green, not grey-brown.
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
hide them i.e. in meatloaf carrot celery onion diced very fine saute in pan let cool and add to meatloaf

They can be hidden in sauces. gravy etc puree in blender

hide puree in spaghetti sauce

the possibilities are endless on the trickery
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Re: You parents out there, how do you get your kids to eat vegetables?
And finally when my picky eater son began trying new foods, we went to a seafood restaurant...turns out he's allergic to shellfish, so I wonder if, on some unconscious level, he was a picky eater because he "knew" he had an allergy...thankfully it's not severe...
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I never liked vegtables until I joined the army.

They worked our asses off and served meals full of veg tables and things I'd never liked, like onions, and I scarfed that shit down like I was saving my life.

Now I love veggies man.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~


Yea I had a love/hate relationship with veggies before starting the gourmet vegetarian cooking job - I'd basically just boil 'em or fry em plain, and that was meh, so I barely bothered making an effort. I also found that my pallete has changed as I got older, wherein things like cabbage rolls used to disgust me as a kid, now I think on them fondly and miss mom's recipe lol
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Poutine eating megapleb.



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 Quoting: Carebearnado


poutine is fucking nasty

never understood that one
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Well, it really should be had from a street stand sort of deal for a really authentic taste.. most restaurant poutines are kind of meh. You need the right cut of thick deep fried fries, the right kind of cheese curds, and the right sort of meaty gravy, for the basic poutine. Then of course you can always throw bacon and stuff on it too, to fancy it up, but eh!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68356672


it's the gravy that fucks it all up in my opinion

never been much of a gravy man

-shrug-

I spent some time in Canada and they absolutely LOVE that shit..

They even serve it at Wendy's there..

lol

NASTY SLOP
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Heart attack on a plate isn't what I'm going for, which is why I don't fry many vegetables, just always seemed to defeat the purpose to me.

Fried squash and fried green tomatoes are really good though.
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Poutine eating megapleb.



dcomp
 Quoting: Carebearnado


poutine is fucking nasty

never understood that one
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Well, it really should be had from a street stand sort of deal for a really authentic taste.. most restaurant poutines are kind of meh. You need the right cut of thick deep fried fries, the right kind of cheese curds, and the right sort of meaty gravy, for the basic poutine. Then of course you can always throw bacon and stuff on it too, to fancy it up, but eh!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68356672


it's the gravy that fucks it all up in my opinion

never been much of a gravy man

-shrug-

I spent some time in Canada and they absolutely LOVE that shit..

They even serve it at Wendy's there..

lol

NASTY SLOP
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Yes that's exactly what I meant.. the fast food poutines are barely poutines.. wrong sort of gravy, wrong kind of fries, most likely the wrong kind of cheese. Even McDonalds has a poutine, but iissh, it's pretty terrible!

I've heard that KFC gravy could be pretty decent for a poutine, but I haven't had KFC in decades so I don't remember!





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