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One-way grocery aisle is where I draw the line am I wrong?

 
weak-ass resistor
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One-way grocery aisle is where I draw the line am I wrong?
So in the grocery store the loudspeaker goes on and on about only going one-way in the shopping aisles.

Up until yesterday, everyone ignored this mostly or played dumb. Or are dumb because it is confusing. Yesterday another shopper directly informed me that I was going "the wrong way."

I politely thanked her and said "Okay."and continued walking the "wrong way."

There were only two of us in the aisle anyhow and we had met at the end of the aisle and she was turning into the next one. I was pretty pleased with myself for resisting without it getting ugly. I think the majority of grocery-shoppers in my town are actively resisting the "one way" aisle in a low-key "oops-this is too confusing...my bad, oh well" kind of way.

If they try to get "tough" about this, there are some other "things" I can do before starting a riot or fight. Clean-up in every aisle anyone?

Problem is this needs to stay very low-key and polite as heck or we lose our shopping privileges I guess? As far as worried about spreading diseases? No just no. Immune-compromised need to stay away if they are that worried.
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08/24/2020 08:35 AM
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no one follows it
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08/24/2020 08:38 AM
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I ignore those fucking arrows as they are ridiculous.

I deliberately go down the aisles the wrong way and if I'm shopping with my husband I loudly proclaim that oh look we're disrespecting the arrows, we're gonna get the China virus now. We might as well keel over and die.

Ridiculous measures require ridiculous behavior.
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08/24/2020 08:42 AM
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no one follows it
 Quoting: Over watch


Yea because it is dumb! This "karen" who appointed herself the corona-cop of an aisle with only two people in it needed a punch in the face but I hope that was the end of it by out-classing her with my bad-ass polite masked disobedience.

She really wanted to school me but I hope she learned her lesson and does not escalate.
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I ignore those fucking arrows as they are ridiculous.

I deliberately go down the aisles the wrong way and if I'm shopping with my husband I loudly proclaim that oh look we're disrespecting the arrows, we're gonna get the China virus now. We might as well keel over and die.

Ridiculous measures require ridiculous behavior.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78542269


exactly! Myself and other shoppers have been purposely cluster-fucking the arrow system. I just worry that someone will try to "get tough" about it. Because I have been practicing grocery-store subversion for decades but then again I want to be able to get my stuff.
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08/24/2020 08:45 AM
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I'm certain I would have said, "thanks Karen".
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08/24/2020 08:49 AM
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I always switch the signs so they are all the same way and noone can get back the right way
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08/24/2020 08:53 AM
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I always switch the signs so they are all the same way and noone can get back the right way
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Oh that was you! Ha ha good one.
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08/24/2020 09:12 AM
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I can't see real good so fuckem!
tkwasny

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08/24/2020 09:17 AM
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I'm not waiting 6' behind someone that spends 10 minutes trying to decide what type Oreo cookies to buy. I'm overtaking them and bypassing them inches away in the same direction just the same as if I was passing them in opposing directions, again, inches away. Get out the way.
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There are other grocery stores without rules...Kroger will gladly sell you hassle free groceries...
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Re: One-way grocery aisle is where I draw the line am I wrong?
we saw the signs in Publix and hubby simply turned around and walked backwards down the aisle to the coffee section.
(its the only thing we go to Publix for...)
i just walked with him NOT going backwards ignoring the sign.
i wasnt trying to be funny, i just wanted the damn coffee.
no one said anything.
i would have spoken up!

stupid as shit to have to go ONE way down the aisles.
unnecessary.
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08/24/2020 09:22 AM
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So it's all good if next time this happens I show my gratitude for being pointed the "right way" by grabbing karen and thanking her profusely by tongue-kissing her? Right?
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08/24/2020 09:23 AM
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What are mask? What are one way isles? What is 6ft? Sounds like a plandemic or scamdemic going on. I’ll to research and find out what is going on.
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08/24/2020 09:23 AM
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Everybody ignores those here

I never wear a mask either

If approached by a Karen I will pretend to be a non English speaking Hispanic

"Que? No speaka!"

Here in Ohio people are pretty fucking over it
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08/24/2020 09:42 AM
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The virus knows which way you're walking down an isle pick
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08/24/2020 10:08 AM
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I never wear a mask, go in the exit door and do the opposite of the one way
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08/24/2020 10:13 AM
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I totally ignore the one way store aisles.
Fuck that.
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08/24/2020 10:15 AM
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Should have been done a long time ago. If idiots like yourself actually followed the arrows it would be much quicker shopping but there’s always one in every group
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08/24/2020 10:20 AM
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If I'm ever at a grocery store, and an employee tells me I need to go one way down an aisle, I'm going to walk away from my full cart, walk out the door, and never come back.
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08/24/2020 10:22 AM
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Fuck them I go down the wrong way on purpose people get so pissed off .. so many stupid people it’s unreal but entertaining
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08/24/2020 10:23 AM
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I can only go one way.
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08/24/2020 10:25 AM
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People are morons outside standing to get ice cream and 30 people are wearing masks like zombies no reason for this crap enough!!!
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08/24/2020 10:26 AM
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Yea like when the thing you want is 10 feet down the aisle but it’s the wrong way ..they really expect people to go all they way down the next aisle and go back up the aisle just to get the thing that was only 10 feet down the aisle to begin with?

Lunacy!!!
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08/24/2020 10:26 AM
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I'm tired of wal-marts only having one entrance open with an employee there nagging about masks, so I don't shop there anymore. I let my costco membership expire... again I'm tired of the fucking masks.

I'm going to stop participating in the economy except for food, internet access (which I use to pirate everything I consume) and outdoor stuff like hiking and biking.
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Are you so fucking lazy that you can't cooperate?

really!?!?!?
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08/24/2020 10:28 AM

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I'm tired of wal-marts only having one entrance open with an employee there nagging about masks, so I don't shop there anymore. I let my costco membership expire... again I'm tired of the fucking masks.

I'm going to stop participating in the economy except for food, internet access (which I use to pirate everything I consume) and outdoor stuff like hiking and biking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74988060


Sounds like you are really tired.

Your brain must hurt from being so tired.
Anonymous Coward
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Are you so fucking lazy that you can't cooperate?

really!?!?!?
 Quoting: Agent 99


I have a lower BMI than 90% of the population. I'm not wearing a mask so all the high risk fat asses can be safe. I believe in survival of the fittest and natural selection. I won't have my mind changed by insult throwing dipshits on internet forums. FUCK OFF
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08/24/2020 10:51 AM
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had no idea aisles where one way until i saw this thread Op.
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Should have been done a long time ago. If idiots like yourself actually followed the arrows it would be much quicker shopping but there’s always one in every group
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08/24/2020 10:59 AM
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These Mask-holes remind me of the Movie- Invasion of the Body Snatchers-

When an infected spotted a regular human they would Point their Finger and screetch at them--

Baaaaaahhhhh
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