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Some Moron Stole My Radioactive Tools
|Phillip J. Fry |
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08/28/2020 08:59 AM
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Stole my tools I use at the Nuclear Power Plant.
Drove around tracking him with my Geiger counter.
Found a trail of hair and sloughed off skin.
He was leaning over at the edge of the river and a 15' Gator grabbed Him.
Put on my suit and closed the box, put it in my truck and drove home.
Not reporting nothing.
Wonder what's going to happen to that Gator?
Finishing up this beer and pizza and crash out.
Will have nightmares of Gatorzilla probably.
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